Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon
Episode 3: Mewtwo vs Arceus
(Based on Captain Kirk vs Christopher Columbus)
Mewtwo is standing on a rooftop of a big city, his brown cloak flowing behind him. Storm clouds gather in the sky. There are thunderings and lightnings as the figure of a huge and allpowerful Pokemon appears in the sky.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!
Mewtwo!
VS.
Arceus!
BEGIN!
Arceus:
Farewell, I shall now leave before this battle begins!
(Arceus uses Teleport and vanishes with a flash of light, but then quickly returns after a few seconds)
Because we both know in the end which Pokemon's going to win!
I'll show you how a real Legendary handles a situation!
I'll beat you so bad they'll feel it in the Fifth Generation!
So bring it on! I hate you more than Marcus!
My rhymes will knock you off the roof you're on after Mewtwo Returns!
I got a Seismic Toss for Meowthtwo
I got a Hyper Voice for Pikatwo
Open up a human's laptop
And watch your dumb movies on Hulu!
Mewtwo:
I am Mewtwo, the one and only Genetic Pokemon
Created by Giorvanni, but his memories of me are gone.
I hear you created the universe with a thousand hands but I'm just not having it
You have no hands, you only got four hooves
Why don't you think things through before you start the apocalypse
Or, at least apologize to Damos for blaming him for Marcus' crimes
You donkey looking thing!
How's your Jewel of Life doing?
I'll be chilling at Mt. Quena
Have fun being lonely
Arceus:
You know, rapping against you is not even fun.
Did being emo over Ambertwo set your brains on stun?
I am the diety of legendaries
You're a human made stain
I'll stick a Hyper Beam through your skull,
And turn you body into PAIN!
Mewtwo:
Hey Mew, let's combine our attacks so we can turn this guy to stone like it's my job
Lets see how Sheena likes my Pressure and Unnerve
It's Kobayashi for you, there's no way you can win
When you boys Dialga and Pialga see me they'll be like
"Omigosh, it's him!"
I'll double Psycho Cut you, you world destroying psychopath
Now, take your Genocidal butt off of my turf!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
duskzilla 6/18/12 . chapter 1
...as a suggestion how about Arecus vs Mewtwo people are always debating on whose the best...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATLES OF POKEMON!
