What's up everybody! Glad I'd update today…
So, Saffee would not be here 'coz she has an infection of one of the part of her face that she need in seeing something… or the so called 'sore eyes'… Haha, I really expanded it… and-
SAFFEE: Hey! I'm here!
ME: Ahh! Sore eyes!
SAFFEE: ¬_¬
And I almost forgot… For all of my fan fiction stories, I want you to know that I have the wrong grammar in English because, 1. It's not the language I always use, 2. I have trouble in finding some words that can fit the story and 3. I'm in rush when I type this document… On the contrary, I can still speak English, but rarely…
This is the 1st sitcom of CWR… I hope you like this…
CWR3: Sitcom 1
THE FRONTIER GANG (WITH ME & SAF) IN A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE
SAFFEE: I'm bored
ME: Do you have anything to say except for 'I'm bored'
SAFFEE: Ok… I'm tired
ME: *sigh* Hay! Ewan ko sa iyo!
(People LOL)
ME: Whoa! Where that come from?
SAFFEE: I don't know… Maybe there's a speaker here…
ME: Yeah, more like people watching us…
SAFFEE: What! Is there a camera here?
ME: Yeah… Hidden cameras
SAFFEE: Hidden? (Looks around the room to find hidden cameras)
SAFFEE: I can't see anything
ME: That's why it's hidden
SAFFEE: oh
( LOL again)
SAFFEE: Now what?
ME: I can play cards if you want…
SAFFEE: Sure… What are we playing?
ME: Solitaire
(LOL)
SAFFEE: That's for people who are alone
ME: Yeah… And I said 'I' not 'we'…
SAFFEE: Hmph… You're meanie…
ME: I'm always
(LOL)
~o~O~o~O~o~O~o~
TOMMY: *sigh* There's nothing to do
JP: *eats chocolate*
TOMMY: Is there anything to play?
JP: *still eats chocolate*
TOMMY: JP?
JP: (Not listening to Tommy while eating chocolate)
TOMMY: JP? Can you hear me?
JP: (still not listening)
TOMMY: _ Why can't you hear me? (Shaking JP furiously)
JP: *still eating*
(LOL)
TOMMY: Hmm… *thinks*
(… Runs to somewhere and gets a horn)
TOMMY: *blows horn*
JP: (Still not noticing)
TOMMY: Darn… (Gets something else)… *use a drum*…*plays a cymbals*… *plays the accordion*… *use a bagpipe (wth? O_o)*
TOMMY: Why can't you hear me?
JP: (still eating… damn, why can he hear him?)
TOMMY: Forget it… I'm going for a walk… (went off)
JP: (Removes earplugs) What?
(LOL)
~o~O~o~O~o~O~o~
KOUJI: (Reading a book that is entitled "Ways to Kill Myself")
(LOL)
HALEY: *Comes in* Hi Kouji!
KOUJI: Ahh! Don't surprise me like that…
HALEY: Sorry baby *hugs Kouji*
(Aww)
KOUJI: Please hug me to death
HALEY: What are you reading?
KOUJI: None of your business
(LOL)
HALEY: Why are you mean to me? *puppy face that's gonna cry*
KOUJI: No, I didn't mean to that… I just mean that… Haha, there's nothing here *hides the book*
HALEY: Aww, I saw you reading something…
KOUJI: No I don't
HALEY: Yes you were… You were reading something
KOUJI: I don't read- (sees Twilight book on floor) I was reading this *shows Twilight*
HALEY: Twilight, the one that has Vampires in it?
KOUJI: Yeah… Well, it sucks too… (Throws the book away)
(LOL)
(NO OFFENSE FOR THE TWILIGHT LOVERS… It's just a common joke on the school)
HALEY: *giggles*
KOUJI: What's so funny?
HALEY: you said 'sucks' and vampire sucks blood… *giggles*
KOUJI: Oh… (Tries to laugh even it's not very funny)
BOTH: *stops laughing*
(AWKWARD SILENCE)
KOUJI: …
HALEY: …
KOUJI *blushes* Uhh…
HALEY: (looks far away while blushing)
(Aww… Super Cheesy!)
(Ten seconds later, they were now starting to make out… What? That was fast…)
(People go WHOO! Or cheering for what they are seeing)
HALEY: (Break the kiss)*Catches breath* I didn't know you're a great kisser
KOUJI: Neither do I
(Starts making out again)
(I should cut here 'coz maybe there's something will happen and I know what)
Back to me and Saffee…
ME: Yay! I win… AGAIN!
SAFFEE: Aww men, I suck in Poker…
ME: Poker? We're playing Take 5…
(LOL)
SAFFEE: We are?
ME: Yeah… So that's why you always lose…
SAFFEE: Fine… I hate this game… I'm going on drawing…
ME: Suit yourself…
(Then Kouichi comes around)
KOUICHI: *whistling*
ME: Looks who's lonely
KOUICHI: What?
ME: Nevermind
KOUICHI: Oh… And Heart, I was wondering, can I borrow your guitar
ME: NO!
KOUICHI: Why?
ME: 'Coz it's my prize possession and I DON'T WANT TO LET IT BORROW… Especially for a paranoiac like you
SAFFEE: What's a paranoiac?
(LOL)
ME: Go consult a dictionary
(LOL)
KOUICHI: You still call me paranoid…
ME: Of course I do… Because it's true…
KOUICHI: You're really mean
ME: Yeah I know… Excuse me first and I want to go to my room…
KOUICHI: Sure… Just leave me alone…
ME: Ok… (Goes to room while playing the guitar, I always do that) Coz I don't know how it gets better than this; you take my hand and drag me head first, Fearless! (Favorite song…)
(Skipping time! While I'm going to the room, I was continuing playing and singing)
ME: You pull me in and I'm a little more brave, it's the first kiss, it's flawless, really something… (Opens the doorknob of my door) It's fear- Oh My God!
(Seeing Takuya and Zoe… doing… you know what I mean… In my bedroom!)
ME: Why are you doing here? In my room doing that…
TAKUYA: This is your room?
(LOL)
ME: Yeah, it's my room… Can't you see the sign here?
(In the door, there's a sign that says 'Heart's Room… Do not Enter… It my kill you… or the owner will kill you…)
(LOL)
TAKUYA: I didn't notice it… (Gets up but-)
ME: NO! Don't ever stand up! (Covers eyes) Go change first before you go out!
TAKUYA: Sure… whatever…
ME: And carry Zoe with you… I think she's weak from the… AHH! Just dress up! (Close the door) I hate my life
SAFFEE: (Appears out of nowhere) what's happening?
ME: AHH! Don't you ever do that!
SAFFEE: Well, sorry… There's nothing to eat down there… JP eat all the food
ME: What?
Goes to JP…
His tummy was very big because of the foods that he ate… Curse you JP! _
(LOL)
JP: I think I'm gonna explode
(LOL)
I hope so JP… I hope so…
FIN…
So, that's all… Hope you like it… I'm just a beginner in this kind of comedy so be nice ^_^
I still can't include Jess… I'm still thinking about where she will pop out…
Stay tune for the next one… and also… the songfic will come soon! I hope…
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