Disclaimer: I'm J.K. Rowling. And if you believe that, I have a wannabe magical bridge to sell you.
I've always wanted to do a random Sirius/Emmeline. I don't really believe Emmeline is a drunkard... but hey, it's a challenge. I must complete it or Tonksy rules all. I CANNOT LET HER WIN!!!!!
I love it how she breathes booze in
the mornin'
Man, it's so sexy how she can't remember last night
I
made a fatal mistake letting her drink again
Well who the hell am
I to tell her how to live her life?
Sirius Black woke up with the smell of booze washing over his face.
He sat up with a groan and clutched his head.
Hangovers are a bitch.
He looked down at his sleeping girlfriend and smiled, remembering last night's events.
Slowly one olive green eye popped open and shut again. Sirius chuckled at her antics.
Emmeline Vance.
He somehow knew he was going to regret letting her drink again, but hey, it was her life.
"What the hell happened last night, Sirius?"
Sirius simply chuckled and kissed her forehead.
And if you could put dumb in a shot
glass
I'm just another lush who's had one too many in me
And we
please don't have enough
I see you stand there, settle for
anything, anything's better than lettin' her,
'Cause she could do
better than me
She'll come around eventually
He didn't know what he did to deserve her. Now, regularly, Sirius was not a relationship kind of guy. But, twelve years in Azkaban really worked wonders on a man.
Of course, if Sirius Black were to be in a relationship, the lucky girl would have to be... the type of girl you wouldn't expect to be in a relationship.
Emmeline Vance was exactly this type of girl.
That's why Sirius had a constant fear of being dumped. Emmeline Vance was not a relationship-type girl, and he knew that if she was, she could do much better than him.
He was lucky to have what he did with her, now.
'Cause baby girl's a queen
And a
queen is just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves
And she's made me
a fiend
I won't be withdrawn 'cause I got nothing to lose
Ah, well. What did he have to lose?
He'd be with her for as long as she's let him.
I find it funny she can never find
her car keys
Immediately after telling me she can't take it
.o.o.o. Later that day... .o.o.o.
"ARRGGHH!!" Emmeline screeched.
"Sirius! Where the hell are my damn keys?!"
Sure, Emmeline was a witch, but she preferred traveling the muggle way.
"I don't know, sweetheart, maybe on your dresser again?" he called out, amused. This happened almost every day.
"UGH! Men!"
She makes the cutest faces when she
screams obscenities
And slurs her words because she's never not
inebriated
Sirius chuckled to himself as she cursed violently, slurring her words as she went along.
She was adorable.
She was his adorable, permanently drunk girlfriend.
And the front page that I'd
read
Let the girl go, you know you can do better
It's bad, when
the fact that you can't have her
Is the reason you sweat
her,
Don't let her take advantage of you
Like the other girls
let her
You better cut your losses now buddy.
Remus often tried to convince him to get rid of her and go after some other girl. Of course he was only trying to look after his dear besotted friend, but what the poor werewolf didn't realize was that Sirius was so deeply infatuated, he would never get through to him.
While everyone else seemed to think he could do better than Emmeline, Sirius still believed he was the luckiest man on Earth.
Oh no,
She's at the bottom of
that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being, oh, so
hollow
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Bravo, she's at the bottom of that
bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being, oh, so hollow
Sirius was, once again, at Emmeline's house, once again, drinking himself into an early death.
He knew he shouldn't be doing this, or letting her do this for that matter, but at the moment, he just didn't care.
He watched cheerfully as she downed another bottle of firewhiskey then turned to him with that insatiable look in her eye.
Someone was going to get lucky tonight.
A/N: Soooo, I left some of the words out. Before you yell at me, Tonksy, I very well could've added them, but to do that I probably would've had to have broken Sirius and Emmeline up. That would've ruined the mood of the story and I just didn't have the heart to do that to them.
Yet again I repeat, I DO NOT BELIEVE EMMELINE VANCE IS A DRUNK! DON'T FLAME ME ON THAT!
Just making that clear. :)
Now leave a review, please! It would raise my self-esteem so I can gather up enough confidence to submit something to our school's literary magazine. (Don't ask. I have a fear of rejection and it's easier to do it on Fanfiction where no one actually knows me.)
