In this credit-card ad parody, Zidane from Final Fantasy IX has a really bad date...
Zidane: Hey, Dagger, I found this really romantic place in another world! We gotta check it out!
Dagger: Oh, all right...
Important-Sounding Male Announcer: Final Fantasy VII's Gold Saucer --- home of many great attractions. The plays, the hotel, the games, the gondola, they've just about got it all here.
Zidane: Two, please!
Ticket-Taker at Gondola: That'll be 10 GP. How are ya' gonna pay?
Zidane: Charge it!
Ticket-Taker: (stares at credit card) I'm sorry, sir, we don't accept this card.
Announcer: So whether you're racing the chocobos or just looking for a little romance, you can do it at the Gold Saucer. But you'd better bring your Visa card. Because at the Gold Saucer, they serve people and creatures from many worlds, but they don't take American Express.
Dagger: Come on, Zidane, let's go home...
Zidane: Dammit!
Announcer: Visa. It's everywhere you want to be.
