I'm just sitting right by the many, many, many flowers in Gertrude's garden. There are Violets and Daffodils and Lilies and Daisies and Roses and many many more. They smell awfully good, heck even if I am a guy I still enjoy smelling flowers and touching their petals. They are so gentle. I roll around in the wet soil and I feel a purple Violet petal fall on my head. It feels refreshing on the hot Summer day, its nearly ten o'clock , the coolness of the petal gives me an idea. I put my paw on the stem of the flowers and bob them around, making the many, many, many petals fall on my head. Oh how that feels refreshing.

I see Gertrude coming to tend to her flowers, not to look too cute, I get up and brush the flower petals off my head. There is one stuck to my tooth. I jab at my teeth to remove it, it doesn't work.

" Reuben! Have you been eating the flowers, AGAIN?" The old woman asks me.

What does she expect an answer?

She picks me up and pets me. I like her hand on my head. It feels good. She is cuddling me and removes the flower petal.

She looks shocked, as if a bullet has just went through her head. I check to see if one did. No bullet.

" REUBEN! YOU ATE A TIGER LILLY!" Gertrude yells. " ALBERT,ALBERT!"

The old man comes waddling as fast as he can. " Trudy, What is it?"

" It's Reuben! He at a Tiger Lilly!"

I roll my eyes around, stupid humans, don't they know that I didn't eat one of those nasty flowers, I wonder what they taste like though.

I suddenly feel myself being carried, I know were I'm going already. TO THE VET! I yowl in agony and disapproval.

" Go get Rolly, He probably needs to check on her tail."

I don't want to go to the vet! I have to meet with Mungojerrie at noon. I feel myself being bundled up in a towel. I kick and scratch, It's too hot! I meow loudly. I soon smell Etcetera being shoved in the back of the car in a kitty kennel. I hear her whine.

" Addie! Addie! Why are they taking you to the vet?"

I roll my eyes " They think I ate a flower!"

I heard a loud huff from my sister and the start of Albert starting their "automobile".

Gertrude comforts me " Its okay, Reuben, stay in there!"

After a while, I get sleepy, all the warmth of the sun from the window and the towel. I soon fall asleep.

I guess Gertrude is too worried about the road so she stops watching me, I guess. I soon wake up. We are in the vet's office.

" He is Un Conscience!" I hear Gertrude scream.

I don't want to wake up, Dammit, I smell the scent of my vet, Dr. Schmitz. He picks me up and sets me on the table. I guess I need to wake up.

" That's a good boy, Reuben. Good Boy." I hear the vet praise me.

Ugh, I just want to go to the Junkyard and talk to my new friend! Mungojerrie.

" He seems perfectly normal, just a little anxious." Dr. Schmitz asks my owners.

" I caught him with a TIGER LILLY petal in his fang." Gertrude says dramatically.

I didn't eat it you moron! Soon, after many, many, many tests.

Dr Schmitz smacks his heads to together, with his gloves still on. " Looks like Little Reuben didn't eat any Tiger Lilies."

" Oh thank heavens!"

I feel myself being scooped up and plopped in the cat carrier. The door slams and now Etcetera has her checkup on her broken tail. I look out the cage and see the clock. I can't read clocks that well. So I'm guessing that it is almost eleven? I think, If you're wondering why I know what time it is when I was playing with the petals is because Gertrude and Albert take their pills and medications at nine-thirty. Then lets me and Pouncival out at nine-forty five. I get bored and soon start to doze off.

I wake up, And we are at home. The cage is open. I feel so ashamed. Mungojerrie is probably gone by now.

I spring out of the house and ran as fast as I can to the Junkyard ( Which is 3 blocks away.) Its almost noon! My feet hit the hard concrete of the sidewalk. I sigh as I smell one thing, Flowers. I stop and look around! It looks like all the old ladies on our block are planting flowers.. I groan and start up again..

Soon, I arrive at the Junkyard. I search the area for Mungojerrie, I hope I'm not too late! I see him taunting his sister. She stomps off and I run to him.

" Hey, Addie, were have you been?" He smiles widely.

" Never Ever, Play with Flowers." I grunt, but still have a smile on my face.