Mario belongs to Nintendo as well as all mario related material. Kingdom hearts is property of Square Enix... Must steal it one day, it's on my to do list.
chapter two: Mischief of the best kind.
Omega and myself were heading down the trail, we ended up arriving in near the gate to the mushroom kingdom I could tell by the tiny toadstool guards... I swear if someone slipped me something I will gut them. Anywho back to the story, back then I hadn't thought of the repercussions of wandering into town on bowsers prided yoshi while in this dark dress. I was surrounded and ashamed to say, taken captive by them. There are thousands of those little guys ok! You try having a swarm of them chase you into a corner with spears in their stubby little hands!
It wasn't long before I was taken before the princess where I explained I was from a far away land and how I came to be the friend of this particular yoshi "So you see your highness this is all a big misunderstanding." I was surprised though, to see the castle hadn't been uprooted and the princess captured, that should have happened at the beginning of the game. the voice rang in my head "Heh so you noticed, you need to fix this, make this palce run it's natural course. You arn't the only one who has been chosen to travel between these lands, and not everyone who was chosen... follows the rules." I blanched at this "Sometimes it's something good that needs to be fixed, sometimes it's something bad, either way the storyline needs to be fixed, then you can move on to your next destination and closer to getting home."
Peach looked at me curiously, shit, I was listening to the voice and ignoring her. She had her arms crossed and was tapping her foot. "Did you hear me? I said if you find luigi we'll forget this ever happened. He has gone missing. Some say they saw him get dragged off by shyguys." I paled, shy guys toybox, I hated that level with a passion. "Shy guys?" I asked, making sure I had heard correctly, "Yes that's right." I groaned, I REALLY hated shy guys toybox. I sighed knowing where Luigi would be and headed out to find him. I headed through town to the abandoned house with the trick board. I hit the board to reveal the door and went in to the spring. Myself and Omega jumped on the spring, and entered the toybox. The only reason I knew where it was, was because I had beaten paper mario, manyy times and had memorized where things were. Otherwise I would have had to chase that stupid shyguy all over town to find this.
The shyguys were EVERYWHERE, this place was much more active then it ever was in the game... and it was depicted differently in the game then it is now, actually seeing it. I stared in awe at all the toy like contraptions within this box, it was amazing. Large toy trains and building blocks, large ball and jacks. Every toy you could ever imagine, this would be a child paradise... except for the hostile shyguys who are running... right at me... My eyes widened as I turned and screamed one of the, in my mind, most memorable lines in Kingdom hearts 2 "RUN, RUN AWAY!" I jumped on Omegas back and we hightailed it to safety.
There was a weird toad here, he was standing in the back of the room we had gotten to, to hide from the shy guys. He wore all green with dark tan skin and a white and green mufftop or whatever you call those things on their heads. Green background and white dots. It was an odd little toad, I looked at him seeing one of his dots was wierd, I couldn't see why though in the dark, dark room. I felt around for a light switch "Don't, if you turn on the lights they'll wake up." The odd toad said... that voice was very familiar, my eyes widened "Luigi!?" The odd toad nodded "That's right, those mean shyguys did this to me and now I can't get out of here because they have the antidote to whatever they fed me!" I sighed in agitation "Dammit, knew this wouldn't be simple, nothing ever is!" I yelled angrily, the toad covered my mouth "Quiet down, you'll wake it up." I gave him an unimpressed look "Hypocrite, wake what up?" Luigi paled "Boos." I just nodded, they were so annoying in the game I didn't want to meet a real one.
I quickly exited the room, to come face to face with more shyguys... I forgot these guys were out here waiting for us. Omega ate one quickly, guess no choice but to get rid of them. I swung my ball and chain at the nearest one, hitting it with a solid thud. Then something odd happened, an eye opened on my ball and chain weapon, and is that a mouth? OH HELL I'M HOLDING A MINI CHAIN CHOMP! And it just woke up! It started wiggling and jumping around, breaking out of my grip and attacking any nearby shyguys... the game is kind to players. Players can't see the blood that a chain chomps razor sharp teeth draw, seeing shuyguys being bitten in half, I wanted to puke. The chain chomp and Omega finished off the shyguys rather quickly. The chain chomp turned to me and jumped back over, I hesitantly picked the chain up, fearing it might try and bite me, instead it jumped into my arms. huh, odd, guess it likes me. I wonder why. I'm not questioning it, I should just be thankful it isn't eating me.
I walked over to the train platform, the shy guy guarding it ran, having seen the previous slaughter, smart. We walked over to the large toy train and I pressed a lever and jumped in. We had to find the shyguy who had turned Luigi into a toad and he obviously wasn't here. We went to the next area... and this area was definitely not in the game, dolls everywhere of every kind. Plush dolls, stuffed animals, puppets, barbies and Kens. I looked at one of the dolls, it was the same size as me, it lunged forward, grabbing my arm "Oh shit! HELP!" I screamed, trying to pry it away from me with no success. Omega tackled it, prying it away from me and Chompy, I had nicknamed him that, was biting the dolls head off. That seemed to work, it lay on the ground motionless "That was terrifying!" I clutched my chest over my racing heart and caught my breath. Uh to cut this short lets say I now hold an everlasting phobia for dolls... even now.
Dolls littered our path as we headed forward. The dolls were highly annoying, the puppets would tangle us in their strings, barbie removed it's body parts and threw them at us, The plush dolls tried to crush us with their weight. Chompy really helped here, able to eat them up and cut the strings when we were attacked. Chompy helped us get far rather quickly, until we had a huge gap to cross, but even then Omega just had me get on his back and he jumped the gap for us. I honestly felt rather useless right now. Then again, I was new to all of this and didn't really know how to fight. Shy guys would pop up every now and then, and then I got to help, a good stomp with my heels put them out rather nicely.
We found a chest guarded by a weird pinkish blue Koopa. The koopa glared at me and I stepped back "So it's the witch that stole king bowsers prized yoshi!" I glared at the koopa harder "I didn't steal a damn thing!" The koopa cocked his head "Huh, you got a big mouth. You've got his yoshi right next to you and you deny it, what a liar!" I huffed stomping my foot, knowing I couldn't convince him. The Koopa just grinned "Not denying it anymore eh! I knew it! The name's Kitch and I'm gonna be taken that yoshi back to king bowser!" He withdrew into his shell and launched at me. I got hit in the face "MY NOSE!" I screamed falling back. I had a bloody nose now. Omega looked shocked, he had not been expecting such a sudden direct attack. Chompy was growling, he was like a loyal puppy dog. Kitch Koopa withdrew away from us and popped his head out of his shell grinning "Just give up you can't win!" I glared grabbing chompy by the chain. "Care if I use you as a ball and chain chompy?" I cold of sworn chompy grinned as he closed his eyes and mouth, turning back into a ball and chain. "Let's get this over with."
Kitch went barreling at me again and I swung chompy, hitting the Koopa and deflecting him off of a wall, making him spin and get dizzy exiting his shell. I grinned running up and jumping on his head twice before backing off against my will, huh, guess this place makes me take turns like in the game. The Koopa flew at me again, but this time he missed and it was omegas turn, Omega threw an egg at him, knocking him on his back, allowing me to run over and jump on him for a 4 jump combo before backing off. I grinned seeing him wobbling around, he aimed for another tackled but missed by a mile, he was weak, I ran over smashing him in the back with chompy, beating him. A vial dropped out of his shell, it was green with a huge L on it, it couldn't be that simple could it? Then again, tasks while playing the game were that simple.
We went back to the room where Luigi was, handing him the vial "Uh I think this is it." He snatched it up and drank, turning back into his normal self "Thank you very much miss!" Then slapped a hand over his mouth, hoping he hadn't woken up the boos, he hadn't. I was more than happy when he suggested we leave, shyguys always freaked me out. We went right to the castle happily. I was glad to be out of that cursed toybox. We saw a guard toad, but when he saw Luigi he let us right through to see the princess. Peach was overjoyed to have her friend back and gave me a weird umbrella. I had not expected her to have a red and black umbrella with spikes on it. I put it away on my person and thanked Peach, when the doors burst open, turns out with Luigi back, there was a challenge and Bowser had decided to try and take Peach and her castle now. It was no fun without a challenge.
Unfortunately I was there, and a human. He stared "TWO!? Why didn't you tell me there were two Kammy!?" He bellowed. Kammy blinked staring "I didn't know your vileness! Wait, your stolen Yoshi!" Pointing at Omega "She must be the humen that stole him!" Bowser bellowed in rage, stomping his foot "THIEF!" He looked at Omega "Get over here." Omega though refused, hiding behind me, who right now was terrified. I didn't know what would happen. I wasn't even supposed to be here, I'm not part of this story. I backed up with Omega and Chompy "Uh I sh... should really be going now, don't want to interrupt you and Peach!" I turned and jumped out the window... headed right for clouds, the castle had been lifted while I was in it "Oh Hell! Fuck my luck!" I screamed as the three of us fell.
