Cloud: The other's should have been here by now...
Barret: Screw it let's just get the f@#$ out of here and bash Sephiroth's
head!
Red XIII: You don't care about them?
Barret: No it's just... ahh... dammit!
Cloud: (jumps up and down)...what I'm bored.... grrr...
Red XIII: Here they come!
Barret: About time!
Yugi:... I feel very awkward right now
Cloud: *chuckle*
Tifa: Sorry we're late!
Cloud: Who's she?
Yuffie: Yuffie Kisaragi at your service! I steal, kill and unlock almost
anything!
Barret: Look at that broad! How could you help us?
Yuffie: ( Put's the shuriken up to his throat) You want to try my skills?
Barret: No, no I'll just let you brag yourself to death.
Tifa: Barret, shut up! That doesn't even make sense!
Barret: It does to me, so...(Tifa gives him an evil look) I'll just shut
up!
Yugi: Tea, are you all right?
Tea: Of coarse, why wouldn't I be?
Mai: Oh you guys look so I cu~te!
Tea: We're just friends Mai!
Mai: N'yeah, uh-huh, so like how many times are you going to deny it?
Tea:...We're just friends...Mai.
Mai: Let's see... that's 4 times!
Red XIII: ...if everybody's finished, we should go on ahead and find if
Sephiroth's really here.
Aeris: Here, Why don't you have this flower, it'll make you feel better!
(Aeris put the flower in Red XIII headband) Ohh, you're so cu~te!...
Where's the flower I gave you before?
Red XIII: Ummm, it fell out?
Aeris: You didn't keep it?! I can't believe you! ...Barret? Where's yours?!
Barret:: I thought it was a joke... and so did Cloud and Tifa!
Aeris: Is this true?
Tifa: Ummm, well I'm kinda allergic!
Aeris: (voice gets all cracky and quiet) You threw away my presents of
friendship, you guys pretended to be my friend!
Mai: Sounds like someone needs some Midol.
(Aeris sits on the ground and turns her head away with a face that a 2
year old would have when they didn't get their way)
Cloud: Aeris?...Come on Aeris! At least blink!
Barret: You're worse than Marlene!
Tea:...Aeris? I don't think she's going to forgive you.
Tifa: Aeris.... the flowers were just extra weight and would have
eventually effected us.
Aeris: Fine I guess it would have... fine you're forgiven, for now!
Cloud to Tifa: Yes a flower would have ruined us, now wouldn't it?
Tifa: At leas she's blinking...
( they walk in and start branching of in different directions Yugi and
Tea one way. Cloud, Tifa, Aeris another. Yuffie and Barret walked alone.
Mai followed Red XIII)
Mai: So this is Junon huh?
Red XIII: Why are you following me?
Mai: What can I say? Aeris was right, that flower really makes you cute! It
brings out your sensitive side!
Red XIII: I'm a bit disturbed now...
Mai: Alright, let's cut the small talk ( pulls out two bottles of perfume)
Lovely lavender or cheery cherry?
Red XIII: Not one of them...
Mai: Don't worry.. it's been tested on animals too! Non-toxic and both from
Avon!
Red XIII: Do you really think I care?
Mai: Why not?
Red XIII: Cause I don't, any more questions?
Mai: How come you can talk?
Red XIII: How come you can talk?
Mai:... tough question.... does species make me an exception?
Red XIII: Not in this case...
Mai: ... You're making this hard...
Red XIII: The answer is because you have learned to...
Mai: Dang... what's your IQ?
Red XIII: Dunno, never took the test.
Mai: Why not?...
(they walk by a shop and walked in)
Red XIII:... A weapons shop.
Mai: Oh, yeah! what about weapons for me?
Red XIII: Cloud has all our money
Mai: Why?
Red XIII: It's just something that we decided upon so we'll just have to
wait
Sales man: You'll need some of my weapons if you want to survive!
Mai: Ummm, if you didn't just hear us we have no money.
Sales man: Well if you got something you can sell me then I can give you
store credit
Mai: ...I'm leaving.
Red XIII: Me too...
(outside they meet up with Yuffie)
Yuffie: Wassup?
Mai: Hey, hon listen do you have any money on you?
Yuffie: Yeah, 16,300 gil about, why?
Mai: I was wondering... could I borrow some of it? Wait, would that be
enough?
Red XIII: I think it should be.
Yuffie: What would you need it for?
Red XIII: She needs some equipment.
Yuffie: Ya' know, the other day I saw even an old man with a cane traveling
with a gun and some materia. But you don't.
Mai: It's very complicated.
Yuffie: Good then I really don't want to hear it, it'll give me a headache!
Mai: Well...could you?
Yuffie: Sure, I can gain the money back quickly enough.
(they go back in)
Sales man: Back so soon?
Mai: What weapons do you have?
Sales man: all that's right here!
Mai: I want a whip!
Red XIII: Why?
Mai: Cause that's what my harpies use!
Red XIII: Your harpies?
Mai: This... (she shows him the Harpy lady card with the rose whip card)
Yuffie: Ah, that weird game!
Sales man: I'm sorry but I don't have a whip made now, nobody uses those
around here anymore.
Mai: Seriously? But I want one!
Sales man: I know a blacksmith that can probably make one but it could take
a while like a few hours overnight.
Yuffie: Yeah, yeah, yeah, how much?
Salesman: for a personally made one 2,500 gil
Yuffie: That all? Okay, we should be here awhile. so no matter oh and take
this extra mythril armlet.
Mai: Wow, you're being really nice!
Yuffie: Well I guess I'm making a good 2nd impression but don't be alarmed
with the 3rd.
Red XIII: If you don't mind I would like to be alone for a little while.
(Red XIII Leaves)
Mai: Should I follow him?
Yuffie: You're evil! You just may happen to be my new best friend!
Mai: First time I was called evil.
Yuffie: Well I'm going to run around town and collect whatever I can.
Mai: What do you do really for a living?
Yuffie: I steal materia and money and ...that's about it!
(Yuffie ran off quickly and left Mai alone)
Mai: Who should I talk to next?
( Tea and Yugi are talking to each other next to a well (not in the
game))
Yugi: I'm worried about the other's...
Tea: Their probably still in our world...
Yugi: Here I feel like an outcast...
Tea: We're all outcasts here, and just because nobody plays duel monster's
here doesn't mean you can't beat them in other means.
Yugi: Actually I think it does.
(they talk a lot but nothing of interest to you or me)(now Barret's
talking to a guy next to a huge fishbone)
Barret: That's a huge fish.
Geezer : Well shunny I caught thish here fish quit shome time in the pasht
it was(h) the largesht fish anyone ever captured. Do you like fishing
shunny?
Barret: I used to all the time when I was young and then I had lived in
Corel but lately I don't fish for I have other things I need to take care
of
Geezer: Well that ish a real shame.
Barret: I better go before I start talking like ye!
( now Barret leaves and Cloud, Tifa and Aeris go down to the shore as
they see a little girl talking a dolphin)
Girl: Come on Mr. Dolphin! Say my name, Priscilla P-R-I-S-C-I-L-L-A! You
dumb dolphin! SAY IT OR YOU'LL BE FRIENDLY AND INTELLIGENT ON SOME WHEAT
BREAD AND MAYONNAISE!!
Cloud: Priscilla? Oh, I remember that place!!
Tifa: CLO~UD!!!! heh-heh he doesn't know what he's saying!
Priscilla: Are you one of those Shinra officers?
Cloud: No we're not.
Priscilla: You little lying bastards!
( The Bottomswell comes up and gets ready to attack Mr. Dolphin when
Priscilla got in the way and was struck into the water as the current party
gets ready to fight the beast)
Tea: Hey Yugi, do you hear that?
Yugi: Yeah.
Tea: Let's go see what it is!
(They go to see what it is (I had you fooled didn't I? Come on admit
it!))
Aeris: Seal Evil!! ( she tries to use it but it had absolutely no effect)
What? It should have hampered his abilities?
Tifa: I guess he's resistant! I can't reach him!
Yugi: Go! Dark Magician! ( he throws the card at the Bottomswell and
everybody looks at him in confusion) Oh yeah, it doesn't work!
Yuffie: Taste this!!
( Yuffie throws the shuriken and the spinning makes a loud whizzing
noise through the air and it cuts through the bottomswell's side and makes
a huge gash. As the blood gushes out of the side of it uses it's long tail
to hit Yuffie away into the rock wall and pins her)
Yuffie: Help me!! Arghhhaahh!!
Tea: What can we do?
Tifa: Start hitting it!! (she goes and tries to extricate Yuffie from the
huge serpents tail and eventually along with yuffie hitting it, it backs
off.)
Cloud: Bolt!! ( he casts bolt on it and it backs off)
Tea: It's working!!
Yugi:...
Tea: Oh, come on you can't always be the hero!
Aeris: Bolt! (she casts bolt (dur!) and the huge serpent falls to the shore
and screams it's last breath and then dies as Tifa drags Priscilla to shore
and the old geezer comes by)
Geezer: Ho dilly! That'sh one mighty big fishy! Oh Prishilla!
(he goes over to Priscilla and looks at Cloud)
Geezer: Yong man CPR right now!
Cloud: Me?
Geezer: Yesh, you dumbash!
( Cloud gives the girl CPR and she comes to straight after throwing up in
cloud's mouth (FACT: I think it's 8 out of 10 people who receive CPR throw
up into the person's mouth)
Cloud Yuck!
Geezer: Prishilla! (he takes her away)
Yugi: *poke, poke* I think it is dead.
Tea: Eww... Wash your hands, Yugi!
Tifa: Well hopefully she's alright...
Aeris: Hey! I found another flower!
Tifa & Tea: Don't!
Aeris: Why?
Tifa: cause that thing next to it's called a live wire.
Aeris: Oh...
(they talk for a while and afterwards they go off in different groups
again...)
Author's comments: Okay, I think I did better... let's see what you think
Barret: Screw it let's just get the f@#$ out of here and bash Sephiroth's
head!
Red XIII: You don't care about them?
Barret: No it's just... ahh... dammit!
Cloud: (jumps up and down)...what I'm bored.... grrr...
Red XIII: Here they come!
Barret: About time!
Yugi:... I feel very awkward right now
Cloud: *chuckle*
Tifa: Sorry we're late!
Cloud: Who's she?
Yuffie: Yuffie Kisaragi at your service! I steal, kill and unlock almost
anything!
Barret: Look at that broad! How could you help us?
Yuffie: ( Put's the shuriken up to his throat) You want to try my skills?
Barret: No, no I'll just let you brag yourself to death.
Tifa: Barret, shut up! That doesn't even make sense!
Barret: It does to me, so...(Tifa gives him an evil look) I'll just shut
up!
Yugi: Tea, are you all right?
Tea: Of coarse, why wouldn't I be?
Mai: Oh you guys look so I cu~te!
Tea: We're just friends Mai!
Mai: N'yeah, uh-huh, so like how many times are you going to deny it?
Tea:...We're just friends...Mai.
Mai: Let's see... that's 4 times!
Red XIII: ...if everybody's finished, we should go on ahead and find if
Sephiroth's really here.
Aeris: Here, Why don't you have this flower, it'll make you feel better!
(Aeris put the flower in Red XIII headband) Ohh, you're so cu~te!...
Where's the flower I gave you before?
Red XIII: Ummm, it fell out?
Aeris: You didn't keep it?! I can't believe you! ...Barret? Where's yours?!
Barret:: I thought it was a joke... and so did Cloud and Tifa!
Aeris: Is this true?
Tifa: Ummm, well I'm kinda allergic!
Aeris: (voice gets all cracky and quiet) You threw away my presents of
friendship, you guys pretended to be my friend!
Mai: Sounds like someone needs some Midol.
(Aeris sits on the ground and turns her head away with a face that a 2
year old would have when they didn't get their way)
Cloud: Aeris?...Come on Aeris! At least blink!
Barret: You're worse than Marlene!
Tea:...Aeris? I don't think she's going to forgive you.
Tifa: Aeris.... the flowers were just extra weight and would have
eventually effected us.
Aeris: Fine I guess it would have... fine you're forgiven, for now!
Cloud to Tifa: Yes a flower would have ruined us, now wouldn't it?
Tifa: At leas she's blinking...
( they walk in and start branching of in different directions Yugi and
Tea one way. Cloud, Tifa, Aeris another. Yuffie and Barret walked alone.
Mai followed Red XIII)
Mai: So this is Junon huh?
Red XIII: Why are you following me?
Mai: What can I say? Aeris was right, that flower really makes you cute! It
brings out your sensitive side!
Red XIII: I'm a bit disturbed now...
Mai: Alright, let's cut the small talk ( pulls out two bottles of perfume)
Lovely lavender or cheery cherry?
Red XIII: Not one of them...
Mai: Don't worry.. it's been tested on animals too! Non-toxic and both from
Avon!
Red XIII: Do you really think I care?
Mai: Why not?
Red XIII: Cause I don't, any more questions?
Mai: How come you can talk?
Red XIII: How come you can talk?
Mai:... tough question.... does species make me an exception?
Red XIII: Not in this case...
Mai: ... You're making this hard...
Red XIII: The answer is because you have learned to...
Mai: Dang... what's your IQ?
Red XIII: Dunno, never took the test.
Mai: Why not?...
(they walk by a shop and walked in)
Red XIII:... A weapons shop.
Mai: Oh, yeah! what about weapons for me?
Red XIII: Cloud has all our money
Mai: Why?
Red XIII: It's just something that we decided upon so we'll just have to
wait
Sales man: You'll need some of my weapons if you want to survive!
Mai: Ummm, if you didn't just hear us we have no money.
Sales man: Well if you got something you can sell me then I can give you
store credit
Mai: ...I'm leaving.
Red XIII: Me too...
(outside they meet up with Yuffie)
Yuffie: Wassup?
Mai: Hey, hon listen do you have any money on you?
Yuffie: Yeah, 16,300 gil about, why?
Mai: I was wondering... could I borrow some of it? Wait, would that be
enough?
Red XIII: I think it should be.
Yuffie: What would you need it for?
Red XIII: She needs some equipment.
Yuffie: Ya' know, the other day I saw even an old man with a cane traveling
with a gun and some materia. But you don't.
Mai: It's very complicated.
Yuffie: Good then I really don't want to hear it, it'll give me a headache!
Mai: Well...could you?
Yuffie: Sure, I can gain the money back quickly enough.
(they go back in)
Sales man: Back so soon?
Mai: What weapons do you have?
Sales man: all that's right here!
Mai: I want a whip!
Red XIII: Why?
Mai: Cause that's what my harpies use!
Red XIII: Your harpies?
Mai: This... (she shows him the Harpy lady card with the rose whip card)
Yuffie: Ah, that weird game!
Sales man: I'm sorry but I don't have a whip made now, nobody uses those
around here anymore.
Mai: Seriously? But I want one!
Sales man: I know a blacksmith that can probably make one but it could take
a while like a few hours overnight.
Yuffie: Yeah, yeah, yeah, how much?
Salesman: for a personally made one 2,500 gil
Yuffie: That all? Okay, we should be here awhile. so no matter oh and take
this extra mythril armlet.
Mai: Wow, you're being really nice!
Yuffie: Well I guess I'm making a good 2nd impression but don't be alarmed
with the 3rd.
Red XIII: If you don't mind I would like to be alone for a little while.
(Red XIII Leaves)
Mai: Should I follow him?
Yuffie: You're evil! You just may happen to be my new best friend!
Mai: First time I was called evil.
Yuffie: Well I'm going to run around town and collect whatever I can.
Mai: What do you do really for a living?
Yuffie: I steal materia and money and ...that's about it!
(Yuffie ran off quickly and left Mai alone)
Mai: Who should I talk to next?
( Tea and Yugi are talking to each other next to a well (not in the
game))
Yugi: I'm worried about the other's...
Tea: Their probably still in our world...
Yugi: Here I feel like an outcast...
Tea: We're all outcasts here, and just because nobody plays duel monster's
here doesn't mean you can't beat them in other means.
Yugi: Actually I think it does.
(they talk a lot but nothing of interest to you or me)(now Barret's
talking to a guy next to a huge fishbone)
Barret: That's a huge fish.
Geezer : Well shunny I caught thish here fish quit shome time in the pasht
it was(h) the largesht fish anyone ever captured. Do you like fishing
shunny?
Barret: I used to all the time when I was young and then I had lived in
Corel but lately I don't fish for I have other things I need to take care
of
Geezer: Well that ish a real shame.
Barret: I better go before I start talking like ye!
( now Barret leaves and Cloud, Tifa and Aeris go down to the shore as
they see a little girl talking a dolphin)
Girl: Come on Mr. Dolphin! Say my name, Priscilla P-R-I-S-C-I-L-L-A! You
dumb dolphin! SAY IT OR YOU'LL BE FRIENDLY AND INTELLIGENT ON SOME WHEAT
BREAD AND MAYONNAISE!!
Cloud: Priscilla? Oh, I remember that place!!
Tifa: CLO~UD!!!! heh-heh he doesn't know what he's saying!
Priscilla: Are you one of those Shinra officers?
Cloud: No we're not.
Priscilla: You little lying bastards!
( The Bottomswell comes up and gets ready to attack Mr. Dolphin when
Priscilla got in the way and was struck into the water as the current party
gets ready to fight the beast)
Tea: Hey Yugi, do you hear that?
Yugi: Yeah.
Tea: Let's go see what it is!
(They go to see what it is (I had you fooled didn't I? Come on admit
it!))
Aeris: Seal Evil!! ( she tries to use it but it had absolutely no effect)
What? It should have hampered his abilities?
Tifa: I guess he's resistant! I can't reach him!
Yugi: Go! Dark Magician! ( he throws the card at the Bottomswell and
everybody looks at him in confusion) Oh yeah, it doesn't work!
Yuffie: Taste this!!
( Yuffie throws the shuriken and the spinning makes a loud whizzing
noise through the air and it cuts through the bottomswell's side and makes
a huge gash. As the blood gushes out of the side of it uses it's long tail
to hit Yuffie away into the rock wall and pins her)
Yuffie: Help me!! Arghhhaahh!!
Tea: What can we do?
Tifa: Start hitting it!! (she goes and tries to extricate Yuffie from the
huge serpents tail and eventually along with yuffie hitting it, it backs
off.)
Cloud: Bolt!! ( he casts bolt on it and it backs off)
Tea: It's working!!
Yugi:...
Tea: Oh, come on you can't always be the hero!
Aeris: Bolt! (she casts bolt (dur!) and the huge serpent falls to the shore
and screams it's last breath and then dies as Tifa drags Priscilla to shore
and the old geezer comes by)
Geezer: Ho dilly! That'sh one mighty big fishy! Oh Prishilla!
(he goes over to Priscilla and looks at Cloud)
Geezer: Yong man CPR right now!
Cloud: Me?
Geezer: Yesh, you dumbash!
( Cloud gives the girl CPR and she comes to straight after throwing up in
cloud's mouth (FACT: I think it's 8 out of 10 people who receive CPR throw
up into the person's mouth)
Cloud Yuck!
Geezer: Prishilla! (he takes her away)
Yugi: *poke, poke* I think it is dead.
Tea: Eww... Wash your hands, Yugi!
Tifa: Well hopefully she's alright...
Aeris: Hey! I found another flower!
Tifa & Tea: Don't!
Aeris: Why?
Tifa: cause that thing next to it's called a live wire.
Aeris: Oh...
(they talk for a while and afterwards they go off in different groups
again...)
Author's comments: Okay, I think I did better... let's see what you think
