Bakaya and Renji found themselves in Mayuri lab watching the security video of last week's events. Renji chaw was on the floor in disbelieve while Bakaya eyes slitly twitched.

"Before I begin on why I brought you two here, do you have any questions?"Mayuri ask.

"Yeah!" Renji yelled, he then turn to face Bakaya. WHY THE HELL IS YOUR ZANPAKUTO RAPING MY ZANPAKUTO!?

"Funny, I was going to ask him same thing." Bakaya replied.

Before renji could respond nemu came into the room with a black eye. Master, the two will be on their way. She said as she went to his side.

What happened nemu? Renji asked.

Nemu covered her eye with her left hand. "I accidently disturb the two as they were fighting."

Both bakaya and renji facepalm. After a while senbonzakura and saru came into the room.

"You call"-saru saw the video. She turn pale.

"You two sit!" Mayuri ordered. The two zanpakuto sat down next to their masters. "Now then…" mayuri started. "As you all know our zanpakuto have taken a form ect ect. Now I have brought you all down here because I'm curious of the zanpakuto reproducing cycle. If their like us, is it possible for them to have children? Is it possible to create more zanpakuto without a soul reaper?"

For some reason saru knew where this was going.

"To the point!" mayuri continued. "I want senbonzakura to impregnate zabimaru. Any questions?"

Renji died a little inside and saru….well she died fully.

"A child zonpokto? Im curios on how this will turn out." Said bayaka before getting up. "Senbonzakura you have my permission to do this experiment." Bakaya left the room.

"Well…" saru started. "I don't know about you all but I need to go pretend like this never happen because I am not having his kid and there is no way in hell I'm being a mom for any experiment." And with that saru storm out of the room.

(The next day)

Both saru and hebi along with hyorinmaru, tobiume, haineko and hozukimaru were all eating breakfast outside under a cherry blossom tree.

"This was a good idea haineko." tobiume said enjoying the warm breeze passing threw them. They sat there eating and talking enjoying the beautiful day out.

"Excuse me!" The group turns their attention to the man behind hyorinmaru holding a bouquet of roses. "Is one of you saru?" he ask. Hebi pointed to saru and the man gave her the roses and a little note and left. Saru set them down next to her and read the note.

To my little monkey girl, you shall be mine

Love Senbonzakura

Saru face turn pale. That ass hole! Saru yelled. Everyone in the area look at her in shock and fear. Saru ripped the note into a million pieces and went back to eating her breakfast. There was a long silent until haineko spoke. "So did you guys hear?"

"Hear what?" Hozukimaru ask.

"Senbonzakura is getting married! She yelled. Saru, who was drinking water spitted it in tobiume face.

"What!? That asshole!" She yelled. Everyone look at her again. It was silent like before but this time a messenger broke the silence with a box for saru. When saru open the box she nearly died. The box had monkey shaped chocolates in them. Out of angry she drop kick that box into the sky (and it was never seen again). Everyone still looking at the pissed off saru started to leave the area slowly.

"Saru what's wrong with you!?" Hebi ask tugging their chain.

"I'll tell you what wrong Hebi..." She started. "That phatic spoiled good for nothing brat Senbonzakura he's a fucking no good piece of shit! I just want to push in a black hole or drown him in the river!" As she complained about senbonzakura her friends kept giving her stop signals because both senbonzakura and bakaya were right behind her.

"And his master!" She continued. "I just want to kick him in the nuts so hard so they go in his nostril!" All of a sudden she felt the warm air go cold. She turn around slowly and saw the two sanding there, emotionless. Saru turn pail, she was too scared to move.

Bakaya look at his zanpakuto then back at saru. The look he gave her nearly gave her a heart attack. The area was so silent the people around them can even hear a small bee buzzing around. Saru decided to break the silent.

"So…" she began. "Why are you here?"

"I was wondering when you and I were going to Get busy?" Senbonzakura said. "Mayuri does not like to wait, nor do I."

"Wait on what?" Hebi asked.

"Senbonzakura and saru are going to have a child. And then get married." Bakaya answered. And once again silence filled the air. The only nose that was heard was haineko choking on a rice ball.

Saru was too humiliated to stay in the area. So she un-chain herself from monkey and sprinted away.

"SARU!" Both Senbonzakura and hebi yelled chasing after her. Saru ran into the forest trying to escape the two. But Senbonzakura was right behind her while hebi was far away to the point he lost her in the forest.

"SARU!"he yelled as a tears escapes his eyes