Yuuki: *holding Yoru like a shield* Okay, so, you see this chapter alert in your inbox, open it and…yell "Oh, now I remember….I'm...gonna...friggen...KILL that SADEXCUSEFORANAUTHORESS!" So, before you go and murder me….
Yoru: *floats away*
Yuuki: … *hides behind Ikuto* I decided to finish my stories, starting with this one because it is the sequel of my first ever fanfic, the one with the oldest 'updated' date, AND cuz I randomly stumbled upon the buried and dusty notebook while cleaning my room…
Ikuto: *walks away*
Yuuki: *uses Amu as last resort shield* so I'm gonna finish it…in one chapter….And you all shall hate it…
Tadase: On with the story! *squeals* I always wanted to say that…
Chapter 3: Happily Ever After
"I'll name you Neko-san!" Amu pated the cat's head softly, smiling. Sasha let out a breath, relieved they hadn't been discovered. She wasn't sure if she could take another moment of being kicked out.
Amu sighed, wrapping her arms around her knees, "I wish you were the real thing, though." With another sigh, the girl stood and headed downstairs, off in search of snacks.
Sasha frowned, "Oh, sure, don't give us names nyah…" Matt lounged against her side, "Hmm…I shall now break the imaginary wall so that this story will end quickly."
"…Are you on crack?"
"Why yes, yes I am. I found a storage of cat nip earlier, but I'm wondering if it really was cat nip. Anyways, Nina-chan and Kai-kun shall now appear on the balcony, drowning us in rodents."
A crash was heard from the balcony as Nina fell through the sliding doors, clenching two rabbits in her hands, "Eh? Don't ruin my master scheme!" Matt shrugged, "Oh, and Ikuto, notice something's missing? The Dumpty Key is gone. Oh no, now Sasha will freak out."
Sasha paused mid-flail, glaring, "Oi, don't act like you know me inside out nyah."
"I'm going to hurry things along by not taking that chance to make a perverted joke…Nah. Sasha, don't speak of such things in public." He waggled his furry-kitty eyebrows.
"Shut up, baka! NYAH!"
"Oh, Yoru's lost and Amu's family isn't home, in case you're wondering." Matt droned, tail swaying to and fro in his boredom.
Nina ran her fingers through her long brown hair, brown wolf ears and tail twitching, "You guys are so not cute."
A blond boy, with pale gray eyes, pushed his way into the room, "Hello, Sasha-kun, Ikuto-kun, Matt-chan."
"And now I'm supposed to yell at you for adding 'chan' to the end of my name. Blah, blah, blah. Oh, and your name is Kai. Yay? No, not really." Matt lazily stretched his paws out in front of him, "You call us traitors, say the Boss wants us back. Yada, yada. And the explosion didn't please him. Please, we know all this already."
Sasha pouted, wanting to have a say in the scene, "Yo, persons with the faces nyah! Why can't I change us back into human form?"
"You lost that privilege." Kai muttered, "And I thought my name was Ryou…"
Matt yawned, "And this is where everything shall become even MORE different than how it originally was going to be. Oh, and remember Cosmo? Nina sent them~"
Nina huffed, snapping her fingers as the three kitties turned back into their bishie-human selves. This happened just as Amu walked in. She dropped the tray of snacks, staring at Ikuto with wide eyes. She gaped, "Y-you…"
"Him." Matt yawned again, stealthily sticking his foot out to trip the pink-haired girl. Ikuto easily caught her and went completely OC, "I've got you, babe. You have no idea how much I've missed you." He then began to kiss her passionately.
Kai and Nina shielded their eyes, "AHHHH! IT BURNS! I'M MELTING!" They melted into puddles of goo, along with the rest of their coworkers, including the Boss and any traces of them. Matt blinked, "Wait, technically we were part of…oh shi-" He then melted as well.
Sasha crossed her arms, grinning hugely and running out into the streets, "WHOOO! I DIDN'T MELT! I'M SO SPECIAL!"
And Amu and Ikuto lived happily ever after. They had many children who visited the jar of Uncle Matt-goo every day. Sasha came and tainted their minds with "Nyah" everyday as well. The dumpty key was never found. Why? Because that in itself was a complete chapter, so there's simply no room for that. Perhaps it melted as well, even if that was never supposed to happen.
Ikuto watched the children chase a butterfly across the yard, "Nya~"
THE END
Yuuki: *sighs* okay, I guess you can kill me now…
Everyone: Arigatou!
