Disclaimer: I own thousands of stuffed monkeys, but Doctor Who? Really! If you think so, go get your brain scanned.

AN: Sorry we haven't updated as soon as expected. We had unavoidable distractions. But hopefully this chapter will make up for your deprivation of hilariousness. Oh, we put some sneezes in the story, too. When Danielle is talking, the word sneeze means she is sneezing in between her words. Allonsy!

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Chapter 3

The TARDIS disappeared as it always does with its famous "Whoosh! Whoosh!". It left the room only a slight bit messier. The Doctor checked his screens to see how well the departure was and began punching in the new coordinates.

"So, Doctor where we going?" Danielle said while bouncing all over the place like a hyperactive monkey.

"Well, first of all, we're going to get your sister's head checked," he replied in a parenting voice.

"Man, that's no fun. Why?" Danielle whined.

He paused in his work of the TARDIS controls to try to intimidate her with a glare, which does not work. "Well, let's see. For starters, someone blasted her with a sonic wave with my sonic screwdriver which cold have injured her brain."

"You mean this one," Danielle said pulling the screwdriver out of her pocket.

"Hey!" the Doctor exclaimed snatching it out of her hands.

"What's so bad about her brain having a booboo? She's too smart for her own good already. It would do her some good if she could lose some IQ points."

The Doctor was flabbergasted. "She could die!" he cried in shock.

Danielle shrugged. "Oh, well that's a different story," she replied.

The Doctor stared at her in amazement. The teen gave him a puzzled look in return.

"Well, what you waiting for Mr. Serious? Hurry it up! Let go, go, go!" she ordered while clapping to show the importance of the need to go.

"Exactly," the Doctor agreed, "I'm programming the TARDIS to find the best hospital for brain injuries." He then turned back to the TARDIS controls to steer the time machine.

Danielle walked off to leave the Doctor fiddling with his controls and muttered, "I hope it's not that stupid kitty hospital."

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Much to Danielle's dismay, the TARDIS landed at that as previously said 'stupid kitty hospital'. Danielle bounced out of the TARDIS gleefully with the Doctor holding an unconscious Sam in tow, turned around to view the hospital, and upon seeing all the cat people walking around it, exclaimed, "Dang it!"

"What's wrong?" the Doctor questioned.

"I hate this stupid place!" Danielle screamed stomping her feet like a little two year old having a tantrum.

"Why?"

"You'll see in a minute," she moaned and began to trudge towards the building.

Upon entering the hospital, Danielle started to sneeze and cough uncontrollably. A nurse approached the trio and asked, "So is she our sick one?" pointing at Danielle.

"No," Danielle corrected in a stuffed up voice, "she sneeze is," pointing at Sam. "This imbecile sneeze right here sneeze used a sneeze sonic screwdriver on her. Tsk! Sneeze Tsk!"

"Oh, my!" the nurse exclaimed and called in a gurney, "We should take her straight away for a CAT scan." The gurney arrived, and as the Doctor placed Sam on it, the nurse glared at him. She left, leaving the Time Lord and the human glaring at each other. Then all of a sudden, Danielle broke the tension-filled moment when she sneezed on the Doctor. The Doctor paused bemoaning his situation before handing Danielle a hanky with a grimace. He then pulled out a bottle of hand sanitizer and rubbed it on his hands and face.

"What's wrong with you?" the Doctor asked while rubbing the sanitizer.

She stopped sneezing long enough to reply in a stuffed-up voice. "I'm allergic to cats."

This statement caused the Doctor to laugh till he couldn't breathe. He was bent over clutching his sides giggling at the absurdity of it all. Danielle glared at him, but the laughter was infectious, and she started to laugh also. They chuckled so hard and so loud that it echoed across the lobby.

The same nurse walked up to them, and in an angry voice inquired, "Why are you two laughing?"

The duo stopped giggling for a moment. Danielle turned her head and replied, "Cuz I'm allergic to you." This brought the two back into their fit of laughter.

The nurse just glared at them, and hissed, "Well, your friend just got out of the CAT scan. She is on Floor 99 Room 992329." and sauntered off.

The two stopped laughing. "You can go back to the TARDIS if you're feeling so miserable," the Doctor suggested.

"ARE YOU CRAZY?! I AM NOT LEAVING YOU ALONE WITH MY SISTER, YOU PERV! Sneeze" Danielle screamed causing a lot of stares from passersby.

"Shush! Shush! Quiet down, I am not a perv," the Doctor exclaimed putting his hand over her mouth to quiet her. He glanced at a nearby patient that was staring at him. "Oh, don't mind her. She's just hysterical, you know. I just got her from the psych ward," he said. The blue-skinned one eyed guy just stared at the duo and muttered, "Weirdoes," before walking off.

Danielle pushed his mouth off. "You are over 900 years old. My sister's seventeen, and I am fourteen. Eww! Though, it would be cool to have a Time Lord niece or nephew, but first, you two have got to get marry. You know what? I am going to plan the whole thing. Hooray!" With this declaration, Danielle started to skip down the hall screaming, "Hooray!". She then ran back to the Doctor because she was not going to leave him with her sister. The Doctor was once again stunned and staring at her with his mouth agape before he finally came to his senses.

"What makes you think I'm attracted to her?" he managed to stuttered.

Danielle crossed her arms and began to glare. "Are you calling my sister ugly? My sister is the most beautiful person I've ever met. Anyone would be lucky to have her. Thank you very much."

"Well, I am sorry if I offended her."

"You better be sorry. Sniffle. I hate my allergies," she replied as she wiped her nose with her sleeve.

"How about you go to the allergy ward and get some medication for that?" the Doctor suggested.

"How many times do I have to tell you? I am not leaving you alone with my sister!" Danielle yelled exasperatingly.

"Relax. Relax," said the Doctor sly, "Why would I hurt my fiancé? Now go on."

Danielle's face beamed at the word 'fiancé' "Okay!" she squealed and clapped her hands. After that, she turned and began to skip down the hall singing, "I am going to be a sister-in-law to a Time Lord," and ran up to a random person and sang, "And you're not."

The Doctor was left in the dust. That girl really does belong in a psych ward, he thought. He then looked at the sign on the adjacent wall. Does she know that the allergy ward is in the other direction?

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AN: Well there's chapter 3. My sister and I are having so much fun writing this. REVIEW or we'll send one Danielle with the Doctor's screwdriver after you. Oh, I have only one thing to say about Torchwood: Children of Earth. If you are about to go see an alien that has the ability to manipulate children and knows anti-viruses for deadly diseases, why would you bring the boyfriend who can die? Why Russell T. Davies?! Why?! Do you guys want to kill the entire cast in five years? (well except Jack, cuz he can't die and all that jazz) Nadie out.