Odd One Out – Chapter 3
[gallowCalibrator has begun trolling turntechGodhead]
GC: H3Y COOLK1D!
TG: sup
GC: NOT MUCH 4CTU4LLY
GC: 1 THOUGHT 1 WOULD JUST CH3CK 1N ON MY F4VOUR1T3 H3RO
TG: thats great but i am kind of busy and all
TG: trying to pull this fucking sword out of this fucking piece of rock
TG: piece of shit
TG: it is the sword in the stone all up in here and i am fucking king arthur here to make shit happen
TG: that is
TG: if it would fucking come out
TG: which its not
GC: H4V3 YOU TR13D PUSH1NG 1T?
TG: no
TG: should i
GC: 1 DONT KNOW! H3H3H3
TG: …
TG: nothing happened
GC: NO 1 SUPPOS3 1T D1DNT! H3H3H3
TG: so you really didnt know
GC: NO 1 D1DNT!
GC: NOT 4T 4LL
GC: NOT 4LL OF US 4LW4YS S4Y TH3 OPPOS1T3 OF WH4T TH3Y M34N!
TG: helpful
TG: actually helpful
TG: full of help
TG: this isnt sarcasm by the way thats actually kind of refreshing
TG: especially after talking to rose
TG: this is a breath of spring fucking air
TG: i can smell the gogdamn flowers and porcupines and butterflies just all in my nostrils having a big refreshing party
GC: WH4T 4R3
GC: 4LL OF THOS3 TH1NGS 4CTU4LLY
GC: 4S1D3 FROM FLOW3RS
GC: 4SSUM3DLY TH4T 1S YOUR WORD FOR ST3NCHBLOSSOM
GC: 1T 1S 4 S1LLY WORD BY TH3 W4Y!
TG: uh
TG: never mind it doesnt matter you dont need to know
TG: ill just keep wasting awesome poetry on you and you will just never know
GC: TH4T W4S PO3TRY?
TG: no
GC: S33 TH1S 1S WH4T 1 M34N!
GC: M4YB3 1NST34D OF PR3T3ND1NG 3V3RY D4Y 1S OPPOS1T3 D4Y
GC: YOU SHOULD 4CTU4LLY S4Y WH4T YOU M34N ONC3 1N 4 WH1L3!
TG: why would i do that
TG: people have come to expect a certain level of cool irony from me and i hate to disappoint by suddenly being all honest
TG: what kind of world would that be
TG: pigs would fly and sheep would shit gold bricks
GC: OH SO L1K3 W1NG3D PORKB34STS?
TG: do you actually have those
GC: NO 1 W4S LY1NG
GC: 1 W4S B31NG L1K3 YOU
GC: 4M 1 COOL Y3T
TG: so fucking cool youll need a blowtorch just to scratch the surface
GC: H3H3H3 TH4NK YOU
GC: 4NYW4Y
GC: H4V3 YOU T4LK3D TO K4RK4T L4T3LY?
TG: who is that
TG: he sounds like an asshole
GC: HM W3LL Y3S H3H3H3
GC: H3 1S 4 FUNNY L1TTL3 NUBBY!
TG: that sounded kind of sexual
GC: WH4T 1S S3XU4L?
TG: ugh
TG: no
TG: im not falling for that again
GC: H3H3H3
TG: look im just going to go back to trying to pull out this fucking sword okay
GC: OK4Y H3RO! DO YOUR B3ST!
TG: im not a hero but okay sure yeah
GC: 1 W1LL CH3CK 1N 4G41N L4T3R!
TG: okay whatever
[gallowsCalibrator has ceased trolling turntechGodhead]
TG …
TG: fuck i broke it
