A/N: Disclaimer: I don't own Izaya, Prussia, Karkat, Durarara!, Hetalia: Axis Powers, or Homestuck. I also do not own My Immortal, that belongs to Tara Gillespie, who can KEEP the bloody thing.
In this installment: Kanra's gender revealed,
carcinoGeneticist: WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE.
carcinoGeneticist: OHHH IT'S KANRA STILL DENYING HER GENDER.
carcinoGeneticist: DOESN;T CHANGE FROM DAY-TO-DAY.
Kanra: ...Actually, mates...
carcinoGeneticist: OF COURSE. THE PERFECT ALIBI.
carcinoGeneticist: MATES.
Kanra: Where's Wurutsu-san?
carcinoGeneticist: WENT MIA. SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HIS 'stupid bruder and the d*mn pan-wielding tranny' SO IT MUST BE PRETTY IMPORTANT.
Kanra: F*ck. You'll have to tell him for me, then.
carcinoGeneticist: I CAN DO THAT. GIVE ME MY MESSAGE.
carcinoGeneticist: I SWEAR I WILL GOO JUST LIKE A PIDGEON. BUT I REFUSE TO SH*T ON THE WINDOWSILL.
Kanra: I am bowing out of this mission. Conflict of interest.
carcinoGeneticist: PITY.
carcinoGeneticist: WE NEVER EVEN SETTLED WHO EBONY WILL END UP WITH, OR WHAT GENDER YOU REALLY ARE.
Kanra: I'm a man.
Kanra: ...And as it turns out... the person I have a crush on actually enjoys Harry Potter.
carcinoGeneticist: YOUR BLATANT LYING HAS BEEN NOTED.
carcinoGeneticist: OHHH. THAT COULD BE A PROBLEM.
carcinoGeneticist: SHE'S THE NERDY TYPE, HUH.
Kanra: This person can throw a vending machine at my head.
Kanra: Hardly a nerd.
carcinoGeneticist: SHE'S ONE F*CKING FEISTY NERD.
Kanra: Shizu-chan is like that, yes. For the record, I'm not a lesbian.
carcinoGeneticist: SO YOU CONFESS TO BEING A GIRL.
Kanra: ...You're trying to troll me. Nicely done.
Kanra: I'm not taking the bait.
carcinoGeneticist: I AM JUST STATING THE OBVIOUS, MISS KANRA.
Kanra: ...Shizuo is a man. *grins* As am I.
Kanra: Does it really matter? We're all trolls here.
carcinoGeneticist: TRUE.
carcinoGeneticist: AND I HAVE WEIRD FRIENDS SO IT'S NOTHING NEW.
Kanra: So, yes.
carcinoGeneticist: BUT. I STILL THINK YOU'RE A GIRL.
Kanra: Why would you say that?
carcinoGeneticist: YOU'RE JUST TOO...
carcinoGeneticist: ...YOU'RE REALLY F*CKING EFFEMINATE ONLINE.
carcinoGeneticist: AND I SUSPECT YOU'RE THE SAME IN REAL LIFE.
Kanra: ... Not sure whether trolling, or really that stupid.
Kanra: Wait, you're you, never mind.
carcinoGeneticist: NO ONE CAN TELL WITH ME.
Kanra : Trolling.
carcinoGeneticist: JUST GO WITH IT.
Kanra: Fine. -_-
- gallowsCallibrator entered the room -
carcinoGeneticist: I INVITED A FRIEND. HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
Kanra: ... The last time you invited a 'friend', we wound up trying to hack Anonymous while we were punch-drunk at three A.M.
Kanra : Or was it the Pentagon?
gallowsCalibrator: H3H3H3H3H3
gallowsCalibrator: WHY W4A 1 NOT PR3S3NT FOR TH1S ONE? 1T SOUNDS F41RLY 1NT3R3ST1NG.
gallowsCalibrator: *W4S
Kanra: Oh my lord. My eyes. What have you DONE. THEY BLEEEEEEEED.
Kanra: Leet is so 1997, gallowsbird.
gallowsCalibrator: 1 S33 YOU H4V3 4 PROBL3M W1TH MY SP3LL1NG? DON'T G3T M4D, SH33SH
gallowsCalibrator: 1'M BL1ND YOU 1D1OT
Kanra: ...Oh. I'm sorry.
Kanra : I should have known.
carcinoGeneticist: YOUR BLATANT SARCASM HAS BEEN NOTED.
carcinoGeneticist: PROCEED, GC
Kanra: You type like you're blind, have a head injury, and have only one finger.
gallowsCalibrator: WOW TH4T W4S 4LMOST 4CCUR4T3!
Kanra : That must have been one *nasty* accident. My *deepest* condolences.
gallowsCalibrator: 1T W4S, TH4NK YOU V3RY MUCH
Kanra: /sarc
gallowsCalibrator: 1 KNOW D*MB4SS, 1 C4N SM3LL YOUR T3XT
Kanra: ...Moving on to things people actually CARE about.
gallowsCalibrator: :]
carcinoGeneticist: WHERE WERE WE WITH THE TROLLFIC AGAIN?
Kanra: That's the point, I've got to bow out of this one.
carcinoGeneticist: BECAUSE OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
Kanra: Shizu told me to read them... and I started... actually liking them.
carcinoGeneticist: OH FOR F*CK'S SAKE.
carcinoGeneticist: YOU CAN STILL TROLLFIC AND LIKE SOMETHING.
carcinoGeneticist: WON'T THAT ACTUALLY IMPROVE IT IN THE END?
Kanra: ...Heh. And it will BOTHER HIM TO NO END.
gallowsCalibrator: 1F 1T BUGS H1M TH3N MORE POW3R TO YOU.
Kanra: I was going to say something about how leet is tacky, but there's really no point and carcino will just break out the gay jokes.
carcinoGeneticist: GLAD TO SEE YOU KNOW ME SO WELL ALREADY KANRA.
Kanra: You're not very complicated, you monster. xD
gallowsCalibrator: H3H3H3H3
gallowsCalibrator: ONE WOULD C3RT41NLY L1K3 TO TH1NK SO
gallowsCalibrator: WH3N 1T COM3S TO CG
gallowsCalibrator: JUST K33P TH1NK1NG TH4T K4NR4
gallowsCalibrator: W3'LL S33 HOW 1T TURNS OUT :]
Kanra: K4nR4? Sounds like a bad J-Pop act.
gallowsCalibrator: 1T DO3S DO3SN'T 1T
gallowsCalibrator: M1GHT W4NN4 CONS1D3R CH4NG1NG YOUR H4NDL3
gallowsCalibrator: :]
Kanra: ...Just sounds bad w/ the numbers in.
gallowsCalibrator: WH4T3V3R TH3 H3LL 4 K4NR4 1S
- gallowsCallibrator left the chatroom -
carcinoGeneticist: GUESS SHE GOT BORED.
Kanra: ...Congratulations. She damaged my calm.
carcinoGeneticist: I'LL LET HER KNOW THAT.
carcinoGeneticist: SHE WILL NO DOUBT GIGGLE HER CALCIUM-BASED HEAD OFF.
carcinoGeneticist: OH WAIT.
Kanra: 1 sec...
Kanra: earthquake just came thru.
carcinoGeneticist: EARTHQUAKES ARE TIRING.
carcinoGeneticist: HOW BIG?
Kanra: not very. A for effort, F for results.
carcinoGeneticist: GLAD IT DIDN'T RUIN YOUR MAKEUP.
Kanra : ...I don't wear makeup. _
carcinoGeneticist: GIRLS WEAR MAKEUP UNLESS THEY'RE BLIND AND SPEAK L33TSP34K.
Kanra: Celty doesn't wear makeup. Oh. What now?
Kanra: Anyway. Let the itteh bitteh trolling committee get this sh*t rolling.
carcinoGeneticist: I QUITE AGREE.
carcinoGeneticist: TOO LONG HAS BEEN WASTED ON EXTREMELY NOT-NOTEWORTHY AND UNRECORDED OBSERVATIONS.
carcinoGeneticist: WON'T SHE NEED COHORTS?
Kanra: D*mn. I forgot. ...We should give her hideously twisted versions of Harry and Hermione.
Kanra: And some dumba** friend that has nothing to do with the story.
- awesomeWurst entered the chatroom -
awesomeWurst: adlglfhsdkhgl;dg
Kanra: Bad day, huh? That trannie giving you problems again?
awesomeWurst: alfjkhakjshf. fuuuu.
Kanra: Does she need a vending machine to the head?
awesomeWurst: that would be appreciated to no end
Kanra: I'll take a trip to Hungary next week, then. And drag Shizu-chan with me.
awesomeWurst: danke schon...
Kanra: Trolls have to look out for each other.
Kanra : Except Karkat. 'Cause it's funny.
carcinoGeneticist: DESPITE THAT LAST SENTENCE I HATE TO BREAK UP THE MOMENT.
carcinoGeneticist: WE STILL HAVE TO GET LOADS OF SH*T DONE BEFORE THIS STORY IS A GIFT TO THE TROLLWORLD.
Kanra: Here's what I've got so far...
Kanra: *snort*
Kanra : AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way)
raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok!
Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black
hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that
reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of
people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get
da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was
because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are
straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go
to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh
year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear
mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For
example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it
and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I
was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye
shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so
there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at
me. I put up my middle finger at them.
awesomeWurst: oh?
Kanra: *cunningly inserted one of Francis' clothing descriptions in there*
awesomeWurst: pfffffft
awesomeWurst: i might have just barfed a little.
Kanra: I forced Erika to write parts of it.
Kanra : The textspeak parts.
Kanra: Bribed her with doushinji.
Kanra: What do you think? Is it sh*tty enough?
carcinoGeneticist: THAT SH*T IS GLORIOUS.
Kanra: *bows* Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
awesomeWurst: so now what needs to get done?
Kanra: Every other d*mn thing.
awesomeWurst: gott. making a troll fic is had work
Kanra: Cheer up, my friends. Listen to this: *posts a link to a song- Voltaire's 'When You're Evil'*
Kanra: The Anthem of our Villainy. xD
carcinoGeneticist: OH GOD I FORGOT HOW TERRIBLE YOUR HUMAN MUSIC IS.
Kanra: At least it's the proper link, I didn't rickroll you again. Or REBECCAROLL.
awesomeWurst: not that abomination of hearing.
awesomeWurst: i couldn't listen to it all the way through.
Kanra: Which seat should I take?
awesomeWurst: e.e
awesomeWurst: the one that is laying down. don't mind the huge sharp thing about to drop onto where your neck should be, it's not a guillotine
Kanra: No thanks, I choose life.
awesomeWurst: then quit singing the song, gottverdammt
Kanra: And I do it all for free~ Your tears are all the company I neeeeeeeeeeeed~
awesomeWurst: i get you're a troll and everything but gott that is so annoying.
Kanra: Trollihara strikes again. :D
awesomeWurst: yeah yeah
Kanra: Anyway. Enough with musical trolling.
awesomeWurst: one of these days we need to go after gleeks.
Kanra: That will be amusing, yes. *grins*
Kanra: Though I think we can agree on one thing.
awesomeWurst: that being?
Kanra: Durarara!, Homestuck, and Hetalia are off-limits. For the... obvious reasons.
Kanra: We had a Mary Sue in our town last week, it was awful.
Kanra: I think we can agree that we don't want ANYTHING Karkat wrote in our world. Yes?
carcinoGeneticist: OH LORD, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY WE GET. I AGREE.
- has entered the chatroom-
: What's going on here? Prussia told me there was something Potter-related here?
carcinoGeneticist: AND YOU SO GRACIOUSLY JUMPING IN UNNANOUNCED WOULD BE?
: Kirkland. Arthur Kirkland.
Kanra: Oh, no, not you again!
carcinoGeneticist: SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF FOIL BRAND.
: IT MEANS CHURCHLAND, WANKER.
Kanra: ... who has mod privs again? make him go away.
carcinoGeneticist: DOESN'T AW HAVE THEM?
awesomeWurst: nah, I'm pretty sure it's you
Kanra: ... did we SERIOUSLY set up another board where no one has mod privs?
: ...It says on my screen 'moderator', if that helps.
carcinoGeneticist: ...F*CK.
: ...What? What?
Kanra: I vote we take this somewhere else.
carcinoGeneticist: YES.
: ...What houses are you guys...?
- Kanra has left the chat room-
- carcinoGeneticist has left the chatroom -
: ...Prussia, what was that for?
awesomeWurst: it's because
awesomeWurst: this isn't just Harry Potter, Iggs
awesomeWurst: we're butchering it.
- awesomeWurst has left the chatroom -
: WHAT?
: I have to stop you!
: ...And you're gone.
- has left the chatroom-
