Me : We are now in English class!

Fang: Thank GOD! NEVER TAKE ME BACK TO BAND CLASS!


Rubber heat,

Spilling fire,

The royal sire,

Stomps with the beat,

With no desire,

To retire,

His aching feet.


Fang: That was weird.

Me: What the teacher told me to write a poem using 'rubber heat' and 'spilling fire'. So I did, and she said it was good!

Iggy: ROTFLHAO I can't believe you got up in front of the entire class and read that!

Me: I am still shaking with stage fright.


Faces staring,

Never caring,

As you educate,

The unwilling.


Iggy: Did you just write a poem about stage fright?

Me: Yes now shhhhh. We are learning about Sonnets.


Iggy: *Cry* Sonnet XVIII is beautiful.

Fang: Iggy you have just reached a new level of pathetic.

Iggy: I am just sensitive.

Me: Shhhh.

Fang: You said you hated poetry.

Me: Yeah so I never really gave it a chance! I used to hate writing anything but now look at me the proud creator of 15 fan fiction stories!


Fang you are the darkest form of night known,

Dark and mysterious is the way or'it,

It's black quilt of darkness that it hath sewn,

That you have received from its loving source,

The stars are bright and many in your eyes,

The night breeze whispers in your shining hair,

In the shadows of the trees you say bye,

Gentle moon shines on you with care,

The darkness is where you gather you strength,

Give you and me the powers to believe,

The vast dark canvas that goes to such lengths,

Makes it possible for us all to see,

My love expands in magnitude,

Despite your hateful attitude.


Me: OMG that took forever to try and write.

Fang: You wrote a whole freaking SONNET ABOUT ME?!

Me: Yes.

Iggy: OMFG you are posting this right?

Me: Yeppers Iggy.

Fang: What's with all these poems today?

Me: I am getting in the mood for Alice in Wonderland tonight! Which we are ALL going too with KC.


Collective Groan


Me: HAha


I'm in the mood,

For some food,

How long till lunch,

When can I munch?


Fang: You get scary when your hungry.

Me: Ha-ha 3 more periods till lunch. Since we are now in science!

Fang: Did your teacher just say and I quote, "Volcano's are pimples on the earth's butt?"

Me: Yep that's Mr. Laedu for ya. He's always saying crazy stuff like that, and talking about Football for half the period. It's a wonder I ever learned anything science related. Thank God for Discovery Channel!


Poems Rock!

Now in Algebra 2….


Iggy: Why do you have Algebra 2 it sounds so confusing!

Fang: It looks confusing too.

Me: This class is only for smart people, so there are only six of us here. I am the only girl because KC and Amanda will not put up with all the boys!

Fang and Iggy: Oh.


Iggy: What's long and black? The unemployment line!

Me: *smacks Iggy on the back of the head*

Iggy: I heard Smith say it!

Me: Which is why none of the other girls will take this class!

Iggy: What the difference between a Mexican and Elevator? And Elevator can raise a child.

Me: *Head-desk*


Fang: Wow, you teacher just chewed Smith out big time.

Me: Score Razzle:2 Smith: 0


Fang has no gum,

So he was bummed,

The I gave him some!


Fang: Thanks chewes gum.

Iggy: My brain hurts!

Me: Shhh this is the only class I have to pay attention in to get a good grade!

Iggy: Why do those guys keep saying gangster?

Me: Because It make them feel less like nerds.


Math is really mean,

It makes me want to scream,

Fang and Iggy won't shut up,

I'm gunna kick their butts!


Fang: Violent.

Iggy: why are you talking about forensics and physics in math?

Me: Because we are the smart class.

Iggy: What does two-hundred and forty-five plus or minus the square root of two-hundred and forty-five squared minus four times four times seventeen-hundred and fifty all over 8 look like?

Fang: A mess.

Me: The answer is 8.

Fang: You can't go anywhere in the halls without being molested or knocked over.

Me: Yeah we need wider halls, or less students.


Hallways are dangerous,

Hallways are fun,

Hallways can kill almost any one!


After lunch…

Fang: KC is really excited about that Alice in Wonderland movie.

Me: Yep and we are all going!

Iggy: Yay.


Yay sang the mutant bird-kid,

As I cheered the story along,

We sang the silly song,

Dear Fangy soon lost his lid.


Fang: O_o

Me: Ha-ha I love rendering you speechless.

Me: Schools out for today so…

Iggy and Fang: Review!