A/N: Here's the next installment of Pranks for the Memories! Thanks goes to Sunfall E and Otterchild for the reviewing chapter 2! (Hands out sonic screwdriver pens)


Chapter 3 Get the Door, its a Dalek!

The Doctor was minding his own business tinkering and what not. Jack was wandering around the TARDIS, so the Doctor was alone in the console room.

Rose said something about her mum's before she left, so he was free to do what he wanted, which at this particular moment was work on the TARDIS console.

The Doctor bumped his head on the console when somebody knocked on the door.

He walked over to the door with a bewildered look on his face. The Doctor opened the door and nearly had a double heart attack. He stood there in shock, not even noticing that Jack had walked into the room.

"Hey Doc, what are you staring..." Jack trailed off, staring right along with the Doctor. Staring back at them in all its metallic horribleness was a Dalek. The Dalek rolled into the TARDIS like it owned the place.

"EXTREMINATE THE DOCTOR!" The Dalek shouted. The Doctor and Jack continued to stand in complete shock.

The Doctor's first instinct was to grab the sonic screwdriver. "Ok Jack, here's the plan." The Doctor said, as he backed slowly towards the door.

He paused for a moment, then shouted,"Run!"

The Doctor didn't have to tell Jack twice, as he was already at the other side of the room by the time the Doctor turned his head.

The Doctor ran through the doorway and sealed it with the sonic screwdriver.

"That should hold it for awhile." Jack gave the Doctor a look.

"You mean it could come through!" Jack shouted.

"Well the sonic screwdriver's seal doesn't hold forever; this'll give us time to think up a plan." The Doctor said, crossing his arms.

They didn't get a lot of time however, because seconds later the door opened and the Dalek rolled in.

"Well, I guess its time for my Compact Laser Deluxe." Jack said. The Doctor backed away as the Dalek raised its death ray.

"I must have left it in my other-"

"I don't want to know, just keep backing away!" The Doctor shouted as the Dalek rolled closer to them.

Then the Doctor had an idea that could possibly save their hides. He took out his sonic screwdriver and switched it to a higher setting before pointing it at the Dalek. He activated it and the Dalek stopped.

The Doctor raised his eyebrows as all the panels fell off. Jack's expression said that he should have known. Rose was sitting in the middle of the panels.

"Um, I can explain?" Rose said as she got up off the floor.

Jack smirked and said, " Well, I'm gonna go back to exploring the TARDIS. Hopefully I'll find that arcade I passed earlier." Jack started walking as the Doctor gave Rose a look.

"Let me guess, you got the specs for a Dalek out of the TARDIS computer and then got Mickey to help build it." The Doctor said.

Rose looked puzzled."Weird, its like you were there."

The Doctor looked smug." Rose, Rose, Rose, you should know by now-" The Doctor paused for dramatic affect."-that I see everything!"

Rose rolled her eyes." You had Jack spy on me after the fan incident, didn't you?"

Rose had a look of satisfaction on her face as the Doctor's expression deflated.

"I hate it when you do that." The Doctor said, then walked back to the console room, plotting his next move.