Hannah: Ok, Hello, I'm ready to go! MERRY (late) CHRISTMAS!
Dr Riddles: -sighs- she gets like this every year, all happy and weird.
Kiddo: How would you even know? You haven't even been hired a year!
Dr Riddles: Well I'm Dr Riddles, I know everything, that's how I know and you should know that. But you haven't even been fired 2 months and you're back! What are you doing here?
Kiddo: Visiting.
Dr Riddles: Oh yeah.
Hannah: Stop being so distant with each other! You guys are best friends now give each other a big hug!
Kiddo: Umm…
Dr Riddles: Well…
Hannah: Come on, it's the best time of year!
Dr Riddles and Kiddo: -hug each other- Aww! Who am I kidding?! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
Hannah: See what the Holidays do? Well now let's see what they do to our friends Zatch, Kiyo, Ponygon, Tia, Megumi, Kanchome and Folgore (and anyone else I might happen to throw in). READ!
It was December, the month of frolic and cheer
The Zatch Bell Cast were together and here
In this one story, or maybe some others
Written by fanfiction sisters or brothers
They couldn't take a vote or decide, cause of me
For I made them do every holiday, under the tree
That means there's Hanukah, Christmas and more
There's Kwanzaa, the Solstice and those only make four
Then there Santa Lucia and after Chris Cringle's made his way
They'd all get together and do Boxing Day.
With all the fine holidays, to celebrate
I know December and Fanfiction both will be great.
HANUKAHA week of a gift a day was alright for everyone in the Zatch Bell Cast, but since Kiyo forgot to get gifts for everyone and other Holidays were on the way, no one could wait.
"It's the LAST DAY of Hanukah, Kiyo!" Zatch complained, "Why didn't you get everyone gifts? The rest of us got you (and everyone else) presents but you didn't!"
"OM MY GOSH!" Kiyo exclaimed, "I forgot?!"
"Yeah!" Zatch said, "But it's ok…."
"Ok, good!" Kiyo laughed, "Then I won't get you or anyone anything"
"WAIT!" Zatch cried, "NOOOOOOO! I WANNA GIFT!"
Meanwhile, in the other room…"I wonder what Kiyo and Zatch are whispering about in the other room about" Tia said
"Kiyo's probably just is making up an excuse to why he 'forgot' to get everyone gifts" Megumi replied, "That's what makes him so cool" (Blue: what!, Megumi: it's all lies, Hannah writes lies)
"What about me?" Folgore said, "Aren't I the hottest of the hot!?"
"Yeah, isn't he!" Kanchome said, "He's an international actor and singer!"
"Who cares" Megumi said.
"I DO!" Tia said (remember when she said she liked Folgore in Zatch's Camp Adventure…)
"Whatever" Everyone said, including Folgore who would dare not tread down a path paved by a certain M. J. (Figure out which M. J. it is and if someone who hates me is reading this, it's not you.).
Kiyo and Zatch came into the room and sat down on a couch next to Megumi and Tia. Everyone was quite bored since they had nothing to do.
"I wonder where Ponygon is?" Zatch asked.
"In Germany, with Sunbeam." Kiyo answered.
"oh."
(Read this part like a mini poem) All was quiet at this holiday house. Nothing was stirring, not even a mouse. It seems like old Hanukah's taken its toll. For everyone was acting like someone took out their soul. But some noise and some chaos were soon to begin, when the front door had opened and Dr Riddles stepped in. (no more rhyme).
"Hello everyone!" Dr Riddles called as he burst in the door, "I brought presents!"
Everyone's ears and spirits perked up at that word. They all couldn't wait to open their gifts (everyone loves gifts).
"But sorry" Dr Riddles said as he put down all the presents in a line, "I mismatched these presents by accident, but I do have a list of clues so you can solve my riddles and find you're present!"
"NOOOOOOO!" everybody cried. Not wanting to waste time solving clues.
"Hey!" Tia exclaimed, "Why don't we all just open the gifts and see which ones would suit us best and take them!"
"YEAH!"
Just as everyone was about to run and tear open the presents, Dr Riddles and his amazing mind had though up a plan. Out of his hat he pulled six white doves and placed them in front of the six different boxes.
"These birds won't move unless you give them a bird treat which the box of them is in my hand" Dr Riddles said, "The only way to get a treat to give to the bird is when you have found which present is yours. Here is the list of questions."
Dr Riddles handed Kiyo the list of riddles and he and the rest of the group looked them over. (The riddles are weird and are kinda from other shows or books or things that are not Zatch Bell)
Riddles (If you happen to guess who one of them is for or what one is, tell me in review)
Riddle one: the first present, if you look, is shaped entirely like a book. But as you know, looks are deceiving so help find the one that is receiving. The lucky boy who gets this gift will be blessed with knowledge on the swift. But don't think learning the only thing to do, the gift this is you can also chew.(which is some thing you like to do).
Riddle two: the second gift with Hanukah cheer is not next to the first but way over here, 'since over here' might be telling tales tall, this one is the biggest of all. The person it's for is violent, but sweet, strangles people and is petite.
Riddle three: the third one is…
Kiyo threw down the paper. "THIS IS NONSENSE!"
"You're right" Megumi agreed
"Let's destroy the riddles" Folgore suggested "And open all the presents!"
"YEAH!"
"Uh Oh" Dr Riddles murmured and ran away.
The group just opened all the gifts and found……THE BOXES WERE EMPTY!
Dr Riddles: Ha, Ha! Serves them right! At the last second I used my awesome power to take the gifts away!
Kiddo: Really?
Dr Riddles: Do I have to say it….KID-ING! I just forgot them at my house.
Hannah: Keep reading!
WINTER SOLSTICEIt was almost the Solstice and Kiyo, you see, needed to buy some gifts for under the tree.
Out to the mall, he ran without stopping, in order to do some last minute shopping.
Every game, book and toy had flown off of the shelf, so Kiyo found he'd have to make gifts himself!
But with no wits at all, that is for toys, he made dollies for Zatch and for Tia gifts for boys!
"What can I do?" Kiyo said like a weep "Maybe I should go home and just get some sleep"
Suddenly, just then, a noise came from the night. "It's groovy, man, everything is alright"
Kiyo turned around and said in a jiffy "What do you need? You kindhearted hippy?"
"What do I need?" the old hippy said "I need to help you, before you turn red"
"Red with the fear of buying bad stuff, you should get your friends nothing, for they have enough"
"They'll kill me If I do that!" Kiyo exclaimed then the hippy replied "Man, your friends are lame"
"They should kill you for the person inside, not for the gifts you did not or did buy"
"You see the Solstice is for hippies and loving the earth, not buying dumb presents to celebrate birth!"
Kiyo said "ok" to that and walked away cause the hippy was fat (I'm not dissing hippies)
And when he got home he friends got so mad, he didn't get them a gift so they became sad
And when they were sad they beat Kiyo up and as he was killed he said "Man, my life sucks"
KWANZAA (I'll put it before X-mas)"What do we do?" Kanchome asked, "I don't know anything about Kwanzaa"
"Neither do I" Tia said
"Neither do I" Folgore said too
"Me too!" Megumi exclaimed
"Me three" Zatch said, "But what about you, Kiyo, you're smart what's Kwanzaa about?"
"It's about….wait let me search this on the Internet….hmm….Kwanzaa is a holiday made by Dr. Maulana Karenga to celebrate African culture, community and tradition. Kiyo explained "People celebrate by lighting candles that are black for the people, red to symbolize for the struggles black people went through, and green for future and hope." (from the official Kwanzaa website)
"That's good" Everyone said "But were not exactly black…."
Hannah: Only a few Zatch Bell characters are black, Lupa (the afro lady) and Garza (the hunter guy) and I don't know of anyone else….
CHRISTMAS (at last)
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S CHRISTMAS ALREADY!" Kiyo shouted in despair, for he had, once again, neglected to buy gifts on time.
"You forgot?!" Zatch exclaimed, "I thought you were smart!"
"I thought I was too!" Kiyo yelled, "I gotta go buy gifts, now!"
Kiyo rushed out of his room, neglecting to wear anything other than his boxers and a t-shirt on a cold winter morning, ran down the hall and out the door, hands full of cash. He had to buy presents quick!
After searching every store and scurrying through every mall he finally found something for everyone but just as he was in the checking out line…..
"It's MINE!" a random woman of about 45 grabbed the Shippo plushy that Kiyo was getting for Zatch (since he was jealous of Rykun) yelled.
"NO!" Kiyo shouted back, "I GOT IT FIRST"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
Hannah: There's about to be a fight….so don't look if your squeamish.
Dr Riddles: -looks away-
Hannah: The people I have to put up with…on CHRISTMAS!
Kiddo: -Rings a wrestling match bell thingy- FIGHT!
Kiyo and the random woman were suddenly teleported to a wrestling arena thingy and had to fight. Kiyo ran at the random woman who jumped out of the way and punched Kiyo who punched her back. Then the random woman body slammed Kiyo but he got out of the way.
"THAT SHIPPO IS MINE!" The woman yelled.
"NEVER!" Kiyo replied.
Kiyo was powering up for his final move, the (insert name of really tough fighting move) when…
"Ouch…." Was all Kiyo could say before he collapsed on the floor holding his you know where.
Dr Riddles and Kiddo: -shivers- ……how could she be so cruel?
Hannah: …………Sometimes I'm actually glad I'm female!
Zofis: -comes out of nowhere- I don't get it………
Hannah: Keep reading!
Kiyo lost the plushy and every other thing too, and he was too afraid to return home, on account of what his friends would do.
All Christmas day and all Christmas night. Kiyo was alone outside wishing he won that fight.
But suddenly there was a call on his phone, and when he picked up he wasn't alone.
It was his dad, who called to say, a little secret called 'Boxing Day'
The story was, in old London, that after the Christmas cheer and fun
What deliverers and postmen would do, was go around and get gifts too!
But regular people followed suit, and soon that holiday was a hoot!
Everyone couldn't wait to play and cheer 'Hurrah for Boxing Day!'
So if it was there, why not it Japan and why not everywhere across the land?
So Kiyo decided on the spot, he liked this idea, he liked it a lot.
He would use it, that would be nice, since on the 26th everything is half price!
So waited outside for the rest of X-mas, so all of the rush and the high prices would pass.
And outside of stores signs would say 'Sale! Sale!' come dawn Boxing Day.
It was true, Kiyo had found, so he bought half price presents everywhere in town.
This new holiday was one he'd insist, for the sales and savings were almost endless!
With all of his gifts and all the other stuff Kiyo trudged home, looking so tough
Carrying things heavy as can be he thought to himself 'why or why me?'
But finally joy came when he saw his friends face's at getting lots of gifts from their favorite places
Kiyo sat down and felt all was nice "HAPPY BOXING TO ALL AND TO ALL HALF PRICE"
Hannah: did you like it?
Dr Riddles: You better have, it took Hannah forever!
Kiddo: Yeah! And we all were going to go somewhere cool, but she had to work on this instead so she better get good, but honest, reviews.
Hannah: My only hope it was better than my Thanksgiving one!
Kiddo: Well Kanchome didn't say anything about crawling up anything or anyone.
Dr Riddles: and it kinda had a plot….kinda.
Hannah: And it took longer! So it must be better! Tell me, please! REVIEW!
