Author's Note:

I have to apologize for how long it's taken me to write another chapter. While I try hard to not let too much time go between posts I am lazy by nature. Just to warn you.

I noticed that I never really said anything before but mbus55 is a group account, (as in more then one person, not more then one personality). I am ogreatrandom and my beta is enigmagirl2727. So I thank engimagirl2727 very much and urge you all to read her stories.

I am completely stunned by how many people have reviewed saying they loved it. It was the last thing I expected but I am thrilled to know that people like it. So I'd like to thank Anonymous, Me, Silver Trinity, Felarof, FFAMasquerade2005, XoGiggles, aranimanga23, Faerlas, Spooks Apprentice, Padfoot Reincarnated, surf all day and do the hula, Alandrea-the-magical-kitty, enigmagirl2727 (you can't compliment yourself!), and Hoofin' It. Anyway thanks to everyone.

Chapter #3:

"How are you all enjoying my story?" Legolas asked them beaming.

"Well…"

"How do I put this delicately?"

"No offense meant," Frodo said meekly, "but you seem to be telling the story in a different way then I remember it."

"I agree with Mr. Frodo," Sam said steadily, "this isn't how I remembered it."

"That's because you are not elves and elves have the best memories ever," Legolas said snottily.

"I don't think that's it," Gandalf grumbled.

"Are any of you an elf?"

"Not exactly," Gandalf answered with a sigh.

"In that case you do not know what you are talking about," Legolas said with perfect finality, "now let's continue my story."

And so the Fellowship began their long and dangerous journey. Legolas led them confidently with a natural sense of leadership.

Gandalf grunted angrily though everyone else had to fight back laughter.

Suddenly as they were walking three enchanting girls appeared. The members of the Fellowship were unable to resist the spell of the Mary-Sues.

"Even Legolas?" Sam asked.

Except, of course, Legolas-

"Of course," Merry grumbled bitterly.

-who smoothly and with much grace pulled out his bow. With one arrow he killed all three of the Sues.

"That's impossible," Boromir burst out, "you can't kill three people, even three very thin people, with one arrow."

"Don't doubt my skill," Legolas said sternly.

"But-"

"No doubting!"

With the evil spell broken the rest of the Fellowship praised Legolas for his ability to withstand the Sues, his amazing skill with a bow, and his cleverness.

No one was able to keep their laughter to themselves. Gandalf threw back his head and roared, looking happy for the first time.

"Oh I can't- can't laugh any- anymore," Gimli wheezed bent over double, "my ribs!"

"Even my ribs hurt," Boromir gasped, "and they're not actually there anymore."

Merry and Pippen were hugging each other, tears of mirth pouring down their faces. Aragorn was holding onto a chair to keep himself upright. Sam was rolling on the floor, unable to help himself. Frodo was trying to help him up but was not having any luck because he was laughing to much himself.

Legolas began screaming at them. But even with that it was several minutes before the Fellowship had calmed down enough to listen to the story again.

Outside the doors Elrond, Arwen, and several other elves listened with worried expressions. They could only wonder what was happening behind the library doors.

When Legolas did start again it was in a fuming voice as he glared out at everyone else.

And so then Legolas led the Fellowship to a place where they could rest and recover. Legolas was busy helping with everything else so Gimli and Gandalf began to plot against Legolas.

"You're quite right Gimli," Gandalf said pompously, "the Mines are the best route."

"You know," Gandalf growled to Gimli, "I may be up to plotting against Legolas right now. I am not pompous."

"No comment," Aragorn muttered.

"I have a very bad feeling about going into the Mines." Then Legolas saw the birds coming at them.

"What is that?" Boromir asked.

"It's just a wisp of cloud, Gimli answered impatiently.

"You make one error in judgment and no one ever stops harping on it," Gimli burst out angrily.

"Crebain," Legolas shouted, "from Dunland! We must hide!"

"Are you sure?" Aragorn asked.

"WHAT?" The King of Gondor roared standing up.

"Yes," Legolas yelled pushing the stubborn man headfirst into a bush, "hide now!" After that all the other members of the Fellowship tripped over their own feet to obey Legolas. Once they were gone Legolas told them all to come out.

"Those foul creatures were the spies of Saruman," Legolas told them knowledgably, "the passage south is being watched."

"That's my line!" Gandalf yelled, "Mine! My own! My precious!"

"Gandalf!" Frodo gasped his eyes wide.

"I'm sorry Frodo," the wizard said, "I don't know what came over me."

"This story may be the truest form of evil we've seen yet," Sam observed.