Chapter 2: Principle Tanaka

Waiting in the office for the principle, Shigure, Amaya, and Ayame were still laughing. By 10th grade Principle Tanaka knew who the root of all the trouble in the school was. He had considered expelling them ever since that first incident when they were in 2nd grade that ended in the complete destruction of his car. But the Sohma family was an ancient and very rich family, and the head of the family, Akito-sama, could easily pay tuition and the Mabudachi Gang's ever growing expenses.
'I swear their out to get me,' Tanaka thought, 'I think they enjoy watching me suffer.' He sighed and then told his secretary to let the Sohmas in.
"GOOD DAY MY BELOVED PRINCIPLE!" The silver-haired boy burst in and then dramatically bowed, "What words of wisdom do you have to share with us, your humble subjects, today."
Amaya and Shigure snickered.
"Quit it Ayame."
'Thank god for Hatori.' Tanaka thought and rubbed his head.
"Thank you Hatori-san," he said, "Please, all of you, sit down," he gestured to the three seats in front of his desk. 'Oh god, three seats. What should I do?'
"Um..." he shuddered.
Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori sat in the three seats and Amaya sat on Shigure's lap.
"O...k..." Tanaka started, "Look you guys..."
"And a girl!" Amaya interrupted.
"Oh, sorry, guys and a girl," Tanaka said, "This behavior is unacceptable. Really, it's only the first day of school and you're in the office again? This abnormal behavior must be..."
"But what exactly is normal?" Ayame butted in, "How would you define the term 'normal'?"
"R-regular," the principle said, "Like everyone else, but I don't..."
"AH, I SEE!" Ayame chirped, "So you desire to mold us all into little robots, stereotypical, normal 'people'?" He stood up.
THIS IS JUST ANOTHER WAY 'THE MAN' IS TRYING TO KEEP US DOWN!" Amaya shouted.
"VIVE LA LIBERTE!" Ayame shouted, pounding his hands on the desk, "VIVE LA DIFFERENCE!"
Hatori put his head in his hands and groaned.
Shigure jumped to his feet, "FREEDOM TO THE PEOPLE!" he shouted.
Tanaka-sensei was twitching madly, while the Sohmas continued to rant and Hatori began to bang his head off of a nearby wall.
"DETENTION!" Tanaka finally bellowed, "ALL OF YOU! DETENTION! NOW!"
"NEVER!" Ayame yelled, "The will of the common man shall not be silenced!"
Hatori stood up, "Ayame. Let's leave...now..."
Ayame immediately stopped, "hahaha, of course! Farewell for now, my kind principle!" and with another bow, the snake skipped out of the room.

Shigure and Amaya followed after.

Hatori turned to Mr. Tanaka, "I'm sorry for all the trouble sir," he said and then began to leave, but paused for a second with his hand on the door knob.

"What's wrong?" Tanaka asked.

"O-oh, nothing." Hatori smiled kindly, but there was something else in that smile that made Tanaka shudder.

Hatori the left and closed the door behind him.

Tanaka rested his head on his desk and sighed, "God do I have a headache." He stood up, "I'll go down to the nurse and get some medicine." He walked over to the door, but when he grabbed the handle, he jumped back. "DAMN HATORI! HE ELECTRIFIED THE DOORKNOB! But I'm no idiot." He then grabbed a cloth and opened the door

Splat

The principle was suddenly covered with a white, wet, and chunky substance. He put his pointer finger to his forehead and swiped it across and then, put his finger in his mouth.

"Tartar sauce…" He muttered. Then, turning bright red, he shouted, "HATORI! Damn, how do they come up with this stuff?"

Katana: I hope you enjoyed chapter 2. please R&R!