Chapter 3 across the 2nd dimension part one

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last days of summer marathon so I thought I'd update

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Gamelover41592 please be nice this is my first fanfic


(Open to a large pit, walking along a cliff with lava surrounding them, a chained up Phineas, Ferb, Candace and Dr. Doofenshmirtz are trudging to their doom. At the end of the path, a giant ferocious monster, the Goozim, is in a cage, it roars loudly, blowing their hair back)

"Wait when was this?" Phineas asked

"Just watch," Brendon answered

Phineas: I'll be honest, Ferb. I'm having a hard time putting a positive spin on this. But, I guess that's life, huh? One minute you're having the best day ever, the next you're being fed to a monster the size of a two car garage.
Doofenshmirtz: Yeah? Well, welcome to MY life! (the Goozim roars, he hides behind a robot)

"So it wasn't me." Doof stated

Phineas: Huh. And everything started out so well this morning.

EARLIER THAT DAY
(Pan in to the boys' bedroom. The Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimension logo pops up. Phineas's alarm clock rings 7:00 and a mechanical arm emerges out of it and pokes a sleeping Perry awake, he chatters, waking Phineas and Ferb)

"Nice alarm." Brendon smirked

Phineas: Good morning, Perry! Now that's the way to wake up. (He hugs Perry) This is gonna be the best day ever.
(The boys get dressed and ready for the day)
(Song: Everything's Better with Perry)
We consider every day a plus
To spend it with a platypus
We're always so ecstatic
'Cause he's semi aquatic
Our Ornithorhynchus anatinus
Brings smiles to the both of us
Life's never fuddie duddy
With our web-footed buddy
When we're brushing our teeth, It's better
Tying our shoes,
(Oh yeah!)
It's better
Combing our hair, It's better
Like we're a cheese sandwich and he's the cheddar
Blinking our eyes, It's better
Breathing in and out, It's better (So much better)
Sitting in a chair, It's better
And taking a bath is just a little bit wetter
Every day is such a dream
When you start it with a monotreme
He's duck-billed and he's beaver tailed and hairy
(You know that he's hairy)
Everything's better with Perry
(Everything's better with Perry)
Everything's better with Perry
(Everything's better with Perry)
Everything is better with Perry
(Everything is better, everything is better with Perry)
Everything's better and we
Just want to tell you Perry
Everything's better with you (Better with you)
(Phineas, Ferb, and Perry slide down the staircase railing and land in a pile on the floor, Perry chatters)
Lawrence: Good morning, boys.
Linda: Happy anniversary, Perry.
Phineas: Oh, that's right! Gosh, I can't believe it's been five years. I remember the day we first got you.

"The day none of us remember," Phineas realized.

Oohs came from all the people that's minds were erased.

(Flashback to 5 years ago, Lawrence and Linda take a younger Phineas, Ferb, and Candace to the "OWCA Animal Rescue Center")
Lawrence: Come on, kids. Pick out any pet you want.
Linda: Oh look, Phineas! This one's looking at you! (picks up Phineas and shows him a cat)
Lawrence: And this one's looking at you, Ferb! (picks up Ferb and shows him a dog)
Young Candace: (walks through the aquarium section and all the fish swim away as she approaches) Why won't anything look at ME?!

"Animals are very selective." Anna answered. "Well those animals."

(Phineas and Ferb approaches a baby Perry)
Young Phineas: Ferb! This one's looking at both of us at the same time!
(Baby Perry chatters)
Linda: Awww...
Young Candace: That thing? You're kidding, right?
(A female store employee approaches them)
Store employee: Is there something I can do for you?
Lawrence: Ah, yes, we'd like that one, please.
Store employee: (surprised) You want to adopt the platypus?
Lawrence: Oh, is that what it is? Well, yes! May we have him please?
Young Candace: What would you even name a platypus?
Phineas: (Narrating) 'Course, Ferb and I knew exactly what to call you.
Young Phineas and Ferb: (simultaneously) Bartholomew!
(Baby Perry chatters)

"very different from perry." Doof commented.

(Present)
Phineas: And then when we got you home, we renamed you Perry. And gave you this locket!
(Phineas reaches into Perry's fur and pulls out a web foot shaped locket on a collar. He opens the locket around Perry's neck, revealing three pictures, one of young Phineas, Ferb, and Perry)
Look how young we all were.

"So cute!" Anna squealed

Candace: (in her room, talking with her cell phone) Hey Jeremy, you wanna go to the mall?
Jeremy: (At his house) You know, I'd love to, but my Dad is taking me to check out his old college today.
Jack Johnson: (runs in) Boo-ya! Go Polecats! Boo-ya! (he runs away)
Jeremy: He's already set up an interview with the academic adviser. Can you believe that?
Candace: Gee, Jeremy. I forgot you're a whole year older than me. A trip to college? Heh-heh.. That's, that's really great. Okay, well, I'll talk to you later. Bye.
(Hangs up phone and picks up a stuffed teddy bear with a picture of Jeremy taped to its face)

Candace started to blush.

(to the teddy bear) Oh, Jeremy! In the blink of an eye, you'll be Moving on to the next phase of your life. You'll be going to college and wearing tweed jackets with patches on the elbows! You'll be so mature! And look at ME! I'm a child! Jeremy, you'll see! I can mature! Starting with taking this silly photo off. (rips off photo) Oh, Mr. Miggins! Have you been there the whole time?

Everyone started to laugh.

(The two boys are in the backyard; Ferb is placing a baseball on Perry's tail)
Phineas: (holding a baseball bat and tapping the home plate) Alright, looks like the pitcher's ready, and...batter up!
(Ferb scratches Perry's neck and Perry's tail snaps forward, flinging the baseball toward Phineas)
Batter batter batter, swing! (swings at the baseball and hits) Oh yes, sports fans! That may be the best hit ever in the history of platypult baseball!
(Ferb checks the "Platypult Baseball World Record Book" and gives Phineas a thumbs up)

"When was this made?" Linda asked.

And the crowd exhales loudly through their mouths! (imitates a roaring crowd)

Cue laughter

(Ferb uses the remote control baseball glove to guide the ball back)
And Fletcher snags the pop fly! He's out!
Isabella: (enters) Hi, Phineas! What'cha doin'?
Phineas: Turning Perry's involuntary reflex into sporting event.
Isabella: Hi, Perry! Can I try? (scratches Perry's neck and the baseball is catapulted out of the yard)
Phineas: Whoa, mama! Nice shot, Isabella!
Baljeet: (enters along with Buford) Did someone lose a ball?
Phineas: Yeah, we were just playing platypult.
Baljeet: Oh, I LOVE Platypus-themed sports!
Phineas: You know, if we had TWO Perrys, we could put a net between them and play platypult badminton!
Buford: Who's Annette?
Phineas: Ferb, that's it! I know what we're gonna do today!
Buford: No, seriously. Who's Annette?
(Brendon and Anna enter, who are 13 while the others are 9)

Brendon: "A" net not Annette Buford

Buford: It scares me how you can hear that when you're so far away

Anna: We could scare you som' more

Buford: nay I'm good

(They finish up a mechanical platypult)
Phineas: Okay, everyone. I think the tail is all set. I'll just go check with the foreman.
Isabella: (noticing Perry's absence) He's gone!
Phineas: Hey, where's Perry? (he checks under the machine) Did he really slip away? On his anniversary? Sometimes it seems like Perry's missed every single cool thing we've done all summer long. Well, I guess he can do whatever he wants. After all, it's HIS day, right?

"Now we know why." Phineas muttered

(Perry is shown hiding behind the tree, his fedora on. He throws a pebble at the fence)
Baljeet: Hey, what was the small noise?
Phineas: Let's all go walk over to it!

(Perry slips into the house while they're gone, but Brendon just winks to him because he just stayed where he was, he goes to the couch and pulls back a mirror over it, revealing a hole, he goes in and rides a vacuum tube down to his lair, passing by Pinky the Chihuahua and other agents, as he lands at his seat, Major Monogram is on screen)

"Pinky to!?" Isabella asked.

"You knew?!" Phineas asked Brendon and he just nodded.

Major Monogram: Ah, good morning, Agent P. A quick word, recently you've been having some close calls, and your host family has nearly caught you sneaking into your lair several times. No need to remind you, but I'll do it anyway, that if your cover's blown, you'll have to be transferred to another city, with another host family. And we both know you wouldn't like that. (chuckles) I remember the day you were first assigned.

(Flashback to when the Flynn-Fletcher family was just walking out of the adoption agency with their new platypus)
Female store employee: Enjoy your platypus!
Lawrence: Thank you! Cheerio!
(the employee takes off her head, revealing it's a mask, under it is a younger Carl with braces on)

"Wow I looked like that?" Carl asked.

Younger Carl: (into a headset) Agent assignment complete, sir.
Younger Monogram: (inside a computer-filled room) Good job, Carl! If you keep up the great work, you'll make unpaid intern in no time!

(Present)
Carl: (off screen) And I did!
Major Monogram: Don't get cocky, Carl! Agent P, as you know, every operative is equipped with an auto-scan replication device, just like the one in your hat. We've been using the information you've gathered to replicate each and every one of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's inators. Our top men have been analyzing them to determine if they've been getting smarter or dumber. And, to be honest, the jury's still out. Now we find out that he's in the process of building an alternate dimension-related inator. Your assignment is to stop him, before he finishes building it. Behind you, rising dramatically from the floor, is Carl with some high-tech devices that you might find useful.
(A platform rises with dramatic music, on it is a large container of devices)
Carl: (off-screen) Um, Sir? Hello? I didn't step on in time. Would you mind lowering the platform again?

Cue laughs

Major Monogram: Oh, great, let me... cue the music again.
(Rewind dramatic music and plays it again as Carl rises with the platform this time)
Carl: Voilà monsieur! (He shows a wristwatch) This first item is our new wrist-communicationizer. It has many applications that will help you in the field. For example a powerful directional electro-magnet. It will draw any metal object to you. (He pushes a button and his glasses are drawn to it) See? And these are aluminum!
Major Monogram: Quit goofing around, Carl, and show him the hologram.
Carl: Yes, sir. (he pushes a button on the watch and turns on hologram of Major Monogram)
Major Monogram: Hehe, pretty nifty, huh? (from the hologram) With this device, you'll be able to contact me anywhere at anytime, but don't call between 3:30 and 4:00, because...that's when I take a shower. Whoa wee, wait a minute. (Points to Monogram on the big screen) Is that... me?

"A little personal don't you think?" Linda asked.

Carl: Oh, no! His holographic projection has become mesmerized by his video image! I better shut it off.
(He shuts off the hologram, then points to the watch again)
And if you push THIS button, it'll give your adversary an incredible ice cream headache.
(He pushes button and immediately screams and holds his head in pain, then stops)
It's gone. You better watch where you point that. (He hands the watch over to Perry)

(Candace, inside her room, is shown packing her belongings into a cardboard box)
Stacy: (enters) Hey, girl. Uh, what are you doing?
Candace: Stacy, Jeremy's going to college soon, and here I am concerned with busting my brothers to my MOMMY and living in the NURSERY. (She picks up a ceramic unicorn) A unicorn! A UNICORN, Stacy! (mockingly) "Hi, I'm six!" You've GOTTA help me get rid of all this junk.

"Where's that personality for a few years?" Linda asked.

Stacy: Wow, bold move!
Candace: Yep! Goodbye, childhood folly. Hello, carefree undemanding adult life!
Linda: (enters) Yeah, good luck with that. Candace, your father and I are off to the movies. While we're gone, you're in charge, okay?
Candace: Okay, Mom! (to Stacy) And you know, I'm even thinking of giving up on busting my brothers.
Stacy: The irony is, that as a grown up, you don't NEED to tell your mom. You can just bust them yourself.
Candace: (gasps) That's it! Stacy, I'm old enough to bust them myself!
Stacy: That's what I just said.

"Never mind." Linda commented.

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Doofenshmirtz: Now, Perry the Platypus, quake in terror, as I punch a hole through to another dimension! (shows his Other Dimensionator) Behold! The Other-Dimension...
Norm: Sir!
Doofenshmirtz: What? What?
Norm: (in front of a large buffet table) I've finished setting up the buffet.
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, for crying out loud, Norm. I was in the zone!
Norm: I just thought you were playing with your doll.
Doofenshmirtz: It's not a doll, it's a stand-in. Pretendy the Practice-pus, see? I wonder if Perry the Platypus practices with a fake me? It would be nice to know he cares about...(tennis ball eye falls off the stand-in)

"Grrrr," from Perry then Brendon put a translator tag on him, "No that's creepy."

(Cut to Phineas and Ferb's backyard, the mechanical platypult is finished and Phineas and Ferb are inside the giant shuttlecock)
Phineas: All systems are green, prepare to launch on my mark, T-minus thirty and counting. 29, 28, 27, 26...

"I thought you made them be safer?!" Linda asked worried for her kids

"It's really tethered to a line to the next platpult." Brendon answers then adds, "still could hit the ground though."

(at Perry's lair)
Carl: ...Of course, you'll only need this if you're attacked by one of the royals or a member of Parliament, so it's probably okay to leave the safety on. And here's your brand new rocket-car. (He shows it as Perry gets in and starts it) Sweet huh? Good luck, Agent P!
(Perry rides on the car)
Major Monogram: Uh, Carl, did you tell him the accelerator's a little touchy?
(The rocket car roars off, hitting the ceiling directly)
Carl: I think he knows, sir.

(at the backyard)
Phineas: ...3, 2, 1, service!
(Isabella pushes a button marked INVOLUNTARY REFLEX, and the platypult launches them, at the same time, Perry's rocket car bursts out of the ground nearby and collides with it, sending them both careening away from each other, Candace and Stacy run into the backyard)

"You should fix that fence." Brendon said

Candace: Phineas and Ferb, you are so bus... Oh my gosh! Where'd it go? You there! Small children! Where's the big contraption?
Isabella: I don't know, it was here just a moment ago.
Candace: It disappeared! Stacy, do you realize what this means?
Stacy: We'I'm re done?
Candace: No, some mysterious force always takes away Phineas and Ferb's inventions before Mom shows up, this time, it took it away before I showed up! The mysterious force recognizes that I'm now a grown-up!
Stacy: "Mysterious Force"?, I'm not buying it, I am a woman of science, at least that's what my horoscope said.

"Super ironic, eh?" Brendon asked.

Candace: Well I'm going to prove it to you and bust my brothers at the same time, Where are my brothers?
Baljeet: We just launched them toward the park, Buford, Anna and Brendon are there with the other platypult.
Candace: Okay children, as the adult here, I decree we're going to the park, does anyone have to go potty first? (Stacy raises her hand) Fine, make it quick.

"I think we should finish this later," Brendon said "Phineas you look tense and it about dinner time."