OH LIGHTNING WHY
Lightning: Oh Jude, as fun as this is, you don't DO IT HARD ENOUGH!!
Jude: You remember what happened last time!!
Lightning: Please just try for me.
Jude: Alright... *tries harder and doesn't die*
Jude: Hey! Hey I did it!
Lightning: Oh you did it alright...... *licks lips seductively* I want another.
Jude: What if you get pregnant?
Lightning: So? I won't be marrying Odin so it won't matter.
A WEEK LATER, LIGHTNING MARRIES ODIN AND FINDS OUT SHE'S PREGNANT.
THE HOSPITAL
Odin: Lightning PUSH!!
Lightning: *grunts* I... I CAN'T!!
Odin: PUSH WOMAN!!!
Lightning* AAAAAAAAAAAGGHH!!! *baby pops out*
Nurse: congratulations! Its a boy!
Lightning: Did she call my baby an it?
Odin: Where's his metal parts?
Lightning: *bites lip* Odin... I gotta tell you something....
Odin: *Turning red* WHAT.....
Lightning: I had an affair with Jude.
Odin: DIE YOU LITTLE DEMON DIE!!!!!!
Nurse, Lightning: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
Baby: GA GA GA!!!
Odin: SHUT UP YOU BROUGHT TERROR TO ME LIGHT!!
Lightning: Cool. Is it divorce time?
Odin: Yep.
Jude: OMG ITS A BOY!!
Lightning: He's your son too.
Jude: *faints*
Odin: You kept secrets from me.... I HATE you.
Lightning: Odin....
Odin: No don't ODIN me!
Lightning: I'm sorry.
Odin: Don't give me that.
Lightning: FINE WE'LL GET DIVORCED AND I'LL MARRY JUDE!!
Nurse: Who is Jude? *Light and Odin stare at the nurse* Oops uh... sorry....
THE NEXT DAY THEY GET DIVORCED AND LIGHTNING IS DATING JUDE
JUDE'S HOUSE
Lightning: I hate Odin. I wish he would go to h-
Jude: NOT IN FRONT OF JACOB!! (baby's name)
Lightning: Did you just yell at me?
Jude: No.....
Lightning: I want a divorce!
Jude: FREAK!!!
Lightning: What did you say?
Jude: Nothing.... *Lightning slices him in half and summons Odin*
Odin: What?!
Lightning: I'm sorry Odin.
Odin: Don't give me that.
Lightning: But...
Odin: I SAID don't give me that.
Lightning: *cries* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Odin: Lightning..............
Lightning: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Odin: Light.........
Lightning: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Odin: ALRIGHT!! We'll get married!!
Lightning: Really?!
Odin: Yes Lightning. I love you. *Hugs and kisses Light's face*
Lightning: I LOVE YOU TOO!!
