Ema was typing blood, with more help than she wanted from her co-worker, Kay. Ema had mixed feelings about Kay. On one hand,she enjoyed their frequent gab sessions, where they would discuss Miles Edgeworth. On the other hand, after these gab sessions, Ema would frequently find her wallet stolen.

"I bet Edgeworth drinks diet soda when he's really stressed out." said Kay, out of the blue.

"Does the science back up your claim?" asked Ema.

"Yes!" replied Kay, "I've noticed that he blinks more than usual in the presence of a soda machine!"

"Kay," replied Ema "'perception' or whatever is about as scientific as phrenology." Ema noticed that Kay was oddly silent. She turned to look at her. Kay had grown several inches and was now nearly as tall as Mr. Edgeworth. A cravat sprouted from Kay's neck. Her hair turned grey, and slowly reshaped itself into Edgeworth's haircut.

"This is scientifically impossible.," muttered Ema, "as much as I'd like to let it pass, I should probably run for my life." Ema ran out of the lab, but she couldn't escape the fact that nearly everybody seemed to be turning into a clone of Miles Edgeworth. Science had failed her. Ema was at the end of her rope.

Meanwhile, at the Oldbag residence

The day had come. Wendy had been training her whole life for this day, and she knew what the consequences of would be if she failed. The long-dormant ED-WT virus had become active. There is no cure for ED-WT, and it was judged that the safest course of action was to eliminate any and all carriers. For generations, the Oldbag clan dedicated itself to this,and they had been quite successful. By the year 2001, there were only three carriers left, a father, a son, and Yanni Yogi. Two of those carriers had since been isolated or eliminated, thanks to Wendy's ingenious plan. The plan involved an elevator and an gunman, and would have eliminated all three carriers, had it not been derailed by an earthquake. The son, Miles Edgeworth survived. He was the final carrier. He showed all of the classic symptoms: love of the color pink, desire for justice, and grey anime hair. The moment Wendy saw him, she knew she had to get close to him, so that she could deal with the virus once and for all. Although the form of ED-WT that Miles carried was not contagious, the Oldbags refused to take risks.

Although Wendy Oldbag had been planning for the day when the ED-WT virus would become contagious, she had not actually expected that day to come. She had no idea how the virus had suddenly become contagious, nor why it was spreading as fast as it was. Wendy knew one thing. It was time for her to use her training. Wendy Oldbag grabbed a shotgun and a taser. She was going Edgeworth hunting.