A quick re-cappie on the last adventure, Kagura and I finally made it to Cross Academy! Well, we had some fights, scared the shit out of the female population, and creeped Zero out to the max! Oh, and to make things so much better(note the sarcasm), we went and fucked shit up right away! So, CUE THE AWESOME THEME SONG MUSIC!
I think I've just heard the worst words in my life. By Sir Dude Mr. Cross no less. "I think Zero has a point." ZERO? HAVING A POINT? lawljk. Its not that, but what he said next. "It is rather suspicious about your knowledges." Yeah. We're fucked.
"GURL, what you be talkin' bout?" I asked in a ghetto voice, attempting to throw him off.
"Please refrain from stupid." Sir Dude Mr. Cross said.
"WOAH. HE'S MEAN! I expected him to be the happy gay type. " Kagura whined, causing me to giggle, and Zero to smirk a little bit.
"I am talking about-WAIT, GAY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN GAY?" Sir Dude Mr. Cross started to freak out. Thank you Kagura.
So, as you probably already know, this is the part where Kagura and I fall down on the floor, laughing our asses off, and most likely dying.
"It's not funny!" Sir Dude Mr. Cross sobbed.
"It's pretty funny to me." Zero replied, stiffling back laughter. OHMYKIRA. HE'S TRYING NOT TO LAUGH. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS. He better not fall in love with Kagura. D: IT'S MY JOB TO MAKE HIM LAUGH.
Well, to my dismay, there was a knock on the door. "Ah! He's here!" Yuuki said joyfully. Oh boy. That could only mean-
"Ah, Kaname, thank you for coming!" -insert Zero's growl here-
"Kaname? Kaname who? Is he some kind of prissy pants loser who would fall in love with his sister that isn't actually his sister?" I asked. Ohoho, I got a raised eyebrow from prissy pants. :D
"What ever are you talking about?" Mr. prissy pants asked suspiciously.
"You never know with her. I usually use sarcasm with her, because it's my natural defense against stupid. OH BURRRN." Kagura shouted. Lawl, face-palmz.
"You see Kaname, we have an...interesting...new addition to the day class." Sir Dude Mr. Cross informed prissy pants.
"Ah...I see. But what about-" prissy pants started before Kagura threw a freakin' chair at me! WTF MAN.
"PAYBACK, BITCH." she laughed. ohmygod. killkillkillkillkillkill.
"As I've said before, they are psychotic. I think they have the wrong school. The mental asylum is down the road, to your left." Zero pointed out.
"Oh. I guess you just got out?" Kagura smirked evilly.
Wait. Why am I still on the ground? WTF. Lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaa~ -cue killing mode-
So, I jumped at her. And I started punching and hitting. And we had a big fight in Sir Dude Mr. Cross' office and caused a big scene. :D And then we found out that Kagura would be rooming with Yuuki(much to her dismay) and I got roomed with some Kimi chick. Oh, and currently, Zero is escorting me to my room. ^-^ Sir Dude Mr. Cross asked Kagura to stay back for a bit. If he does anything bad, oooh, I swear, I will kill that dude. Yes. Yes. I shall. -insert evil smile here-
Yeah, this walk to my dorm is legit awkward. I swear, we're having an awkward silence contest or something.
Without my partner-in-crime by my side, I felt so nervous by his side. What the fuck is wrong with me?
"You're all of a sudden quiet." he observed.
"You're all of a sudden talkative." I threw back.
He sighed and ran a hand through his hair.
"Look, I'm sorry if you think we got off at a bad start, sooo, truce?" I asked, holding out my hand. Go figure; he just stared at it.
"What does that mean?"
"You're supposed to shake it."
"Shake...It?" he asked uncertainly.
"Oh right. Invasion of privacy." I recalled. He shrugged and continued walking. After about an eternity, he spoke again. "I'll think about it."
Well, cue me to randomly stop walking. "What are you talking about?"
"Nothing. We're here." he said, knocking on some door. The door opened, revealing a blonde chick. "Yes?" she asked in a pissed off tone. Great, I have a stuck-up blonde for a roommate. Yep. I would trade her for Yuuki any day. Back to Zero. WHATTHEFUCKISHETALKINGABOUT?
"Great. Just what I need. A nerdy roommate." the blonde sneered.
"Dafawk? I ain't anywhere near nerdy. I'm probably as dumb as they get! Well, besides you obviously." I smirked.
"Glad to see you two are getting along." Zero said, turning around and began to walk away. I grabbed his shoulder he got too far.
"Zero Kiryuu, unless you want to be thrown into the girl's shower facilities, chained and naked, I suggest you get me a new roommate."
Oh yeah, I got a shudder. Wait. Bad score for me D: Zewo, dun hate the totally awesome sexy Aiko. ): Lawljaykay.
"Sorry to say, but you've got the wrong person to be asking." he smirked. Aw, he's trying to play games with me. "Oh, I know. But you're going to do something about it for me." I think I feel kind of bad. I feel weird inside doing this. Oh wait, nervermind. Just a burp. ^-^
"Sorry." I apologized, letting him go.
"I'm the one that should be sorry. That wasn't actually your roommate. That was just a little payback." he chuckled.
-a few short deadly minutes later-
"AND FUCK OFF MY SHIT." I shouted at him. A little summary of what happened: I attacked Zero, beat the shit out of him, told him off, and left him.
Yeah, don't mess with me, or I will definitely kill you. Zero got off easy, remember this.
-A million hours later-
So, I've been wandering around for hours, and now I'm lost. Way to go, Ai. -.-'
It was starting to get dark, and this campus is way too big for me to remember every little thing!
Since Zero decided to play douche bag, I took off on him.
"I'm so so so bored~ I am lost, where, oh, where the hell did I end up," I sang to myself.
"Oh? You're lost? You must be new around here. Why don't I show you...around?" a voice asked seductively from behind.
I turned to the voice ,and was met with bright blue eyes and wild blonde hair.
"Wahey, the name's Hanabusa, Aido Hanabusa." he said smoothly, suddenly super close.
"And you're in my personal space." I observed, pushing him away. He gave a pout, then tried to act "sexy" again.
"How about some dinner?" he whispered in my ear.
"LAWL. NO. Soz, I'm a virgin." I said, pushing him away once again.
"Who c-W-WHAT?" he asked, taken off guard. "Well, you act like you're going to eat me out. No thanks, I'll pass." I explained, leaving him speechless and dumbfounded.
"...So, you said you're lost?" he asked nervously, finally finding words to speak with. Omg. His reactions are great. I think we'll be great friends.
"And what if I am?"
"As an apology, I will take you to your dorm." he proposed cheerfully.
I thought about it for a while. Ch. Why not.
"It would be my pleasure." I smiled. We linked arms and skipped off. Yes, we are that amazing.
Okay, it's been like, another hour, we still are not out of the woods, and I'm getting tired and cold.
"Dude, are we almost out yet? I'm tired and cold and hungry." I complained. We stopped skipping a while ago. By now, it was dark out, and I was creeped out. I dun like the dark. -3-
Aido stopped walking, and I raised an eyebrow at him. "What are you doing?"
He seemed to be observing the area around us. "This should be far enough." he said, giving me a toothy grin, revealing fangs.
Holy shit. I'm going to get raped. O.O
*A/N: I HAS FOUND THE PAPERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. :D So this chapter has been fixed. ^-^
