Frankie Lucas didn't get why the fans were so into her brothers. She could get by looks cause all three were cute. But they were all just so goofy.

Everyday she was amazed by just how goofy and weird they were. They were always in some kind of mess.

She walked out of her bedroom as her stomach growled. "What's for dinner?" she asked her mom when the bell rang.

"That's for me I ordered pizza" all three Lucas boys said coming down simultaneously.

"It took all three of you to order pizza?" Frankie asked and Sandy chuckled.

"Where'd you order from boys?" she asked. "Picarillos" the answered together.

"Why that place? It's horrible" Frankie asked and Sandy laughed again. "I agree with you princess" she said.

Joe opened the door to a pretty girl carrying the pizza. She took off her hat and shook out her hair and all three practically drooled.

"It's the most beautiful pizza ever" Joe swooned. "Yeah, best pizza on the planet" Nick agreed.

"Best that ever lived" Kevin agreed.

"Oh sure, the pretty girl has to work at the worst pizza place in the world" Frankie said shaking her head.

"Well now I know why the guys have been obsessed with that place, I knew it couldn't have been the pizza" Sandy commented.

"Well you got to admit it is a pretty cute pizza" Tom pointed out and both his wife and daughter folded their arms.

"I mean…I'll go set the table" he said and left quickly.

"Men" Frankie said rolling her eyes. "Why do we even put up with them mom?" she asked and Sandy smiled.

"Because if I didn't you'd never be here princess" she said and Frankie could live with that reasoning.

The guys waved to Maria as she left. Nick had to check his sugar and ran upstairs as Joe carried the pizza to the table.

"Okay so what's really for dinner?" Frankie asked. To her dismay the family opened the box and looked like they would eat it.

"You're kidding right? We're actually going to suffer because the three dingbats have a crush?" she asked.

All three glared at her. "It's great pizza" Joe said and tried to not make a face as he bit off a piece.

"Yeah and you look like your really enjoying it Joseph" she retorted.

"Just eat Francesca, we aren't going to waste food" Tom said and she shook her head.

"That's not food daddy, I don't even know what it is but Picarillo's shamed the good pizza name" she declared.

"Just eat Frankie bear, this is dinner" Tom answered and Frankie pouted.

"It's a sad day when a princess is hated by her own family" she said and stormed off.

Sandy threw away her pizza and got out cheese, bread and ham. "What are you doing mom?" Kevin asked.

"Making grilled ham and cheese for my daughter and me while you guys eat your pizza" she answered.

Tom swallowed his piece of pizza. "Actually I think I'll have a sandwich too sweetie" he said and Sandy shook her head.

"Oh no Tom darling, since you boys are so fascinated with the cute pizza you all get to eat it" she said.

"Francesca!" she called and got no answer. "Francesca Nathalie!" she called again and this time the child came back.

"I'm not eating that still, its yucky" she said wiping the tears from her eyes.

"I know sweetie so only the boys will eat it, I'm making us grilled ham and cheese" Sandy said and Frankie smiled.

"Yay, thanks mommy" she said happily. "You girls are wimps" Joe said and Sandy gave him a look.

"Excuse me Joseph?" she said and he cleared his throat. "Sorry I mean you ladies don't know what your missing" he said.

Sandy raised her brow. "Yeah right Joey, just because its shaped like a pizza and got something melted it doesn't make it good" she said.

"Where's it written that pizza always has to taste good?" Joe asked.

"Yeah, Picarillo's is environmentally friendly, their slogan is we use all the stuff the other people throw out" Kevin added.

"So basically you guys are eating garbage, how yummy" Frankie said as the bell rang.

"I'll get it, just looking at the stuff…yuck" Tom said. Maria was at the door and he jumped.

Nick came down a fire pole. "It's for me dad" he said and smiled at Maria.

"And me" Joe and Kevin cut in running up. "Hey what's new Maria?" Joe asked acting suave.

"Attack of the dingbats part two, I feel bad for her" Frankie muttered as she and Sandy followed Joe and Kevin.

"You mean since I saw you ten minutes ago?" she asked and he smiled. All three barely listened though as they were too mesmerized by their beauty.

"Wow, your amazing, all I done is eat this amazing pizza while your out feeding America" Joe said.

She smiled. "I love your pizza delivering hat Maria, brings out your pretty eyes" he added.

"I love your hat and your shirt Maria, you make it look really cute" Nick said.

"I love your inner beauty and zit free complexion Maria" Kevin said.

Maria laughed. "You guys are so funny, I wish I could stay but I better get to my next destination, nothing worse than a cold pizza" she said.

She came back ten more times before Stella came over. She looked disgusted as Kevin burped when she walked in.

"You all need to lay off the pizza before we have a denim shortage from me making your guys pants bigger" she said.

"They could always wear sweatpants" Frankie offered walking by with her teddy bear and a portable dvd player. She went behind them and disappeared into a castle made from pizza boxes.

"Yeah that's not tacky" Stella said. "Power slides in sweatpants sounds awesome" Kevin said.

"Yeah and you could make really cool ones with pockets to hold our pizzas" Joe added.

Nick came down then. "Guys ever try sweatpants, lots more wiggle room" he said.

Tom came in looking angry. "You guys spent five hundred dollars on pizza this month?" he asked.

"No way" they cried.

"Yeah sure and my clubhouse isn't made from the pizza boxes" a voice came and the door opened and Frankie popped out.

"No more pizza guys and I mean it" Tom warned and walked out. "But dad" Joe cried.

Tom turned. "I mean it Joseph, you boys will just have to get over your crush on the pizza girl" he said.

"Crush?" Joe cried and laughed and the others joined in. "Yeah this isn't a fake laughing matter, no more pizza" Tom said and left.

Frankie chuckled. "Aww poor babies" she said and disappeared.

Joe shook his head. "Imagine dad thinking I have a crush on the pizza girl" he said walking into the kitchen.

"Just because Maria has such shiny soft hair and is so pretty" he added.

"Yeah and she smells really good like toasted oregano" Nick added.

"I miss her" Joe said. "Enough to sing about it?" Kevin asked putting his arm around Joe.

"Oh yeah" Nick said and they ran upstairs.

Frankie crawled out of her clubhouse and shook her head at Stella.

"You're lucky you don't have to live with those dorks" she said and Stella chuckled.

"Hang in there, I have to go" she said and left.

Frankie shrugged and went upstairs to spy on the boys.

Nick was drumming while Kevin and Joe took out guitars. Nick sang first then came a very cheesy chorus she thought.

LoveShowed upAt my doorYesterdayItMight sound cheesyBut I wanted her to stayI fell in loveWith the pizza girlNow I eat pizzaEvery dayI fell in loveWith the pizza girlNow I eat pizzaEvery dayIWas stuckIn a boxFor so longNowI sayThat the pizza girlShe's the one for meYeahI fell in loveWith the pizza girlNow I eat pizzaEvery dayI fell in loveWith the pizza girlNow I eat pizzaNow I eat pizzaNow I eat pizzaEvery day

Frankie clapped for them. "Bravo, you three achieved a new level of pathetic" she said with a chuckle.

"Ha ha ha, you're so funny Francesca" Kevin said.

"You all really are crushing, how cute and pathetic of you guys" she said.

Joe ignored her. "I got it, I'll just call Maria and date her" he said and got out his phone as did Kevin.

Nick grabbed them both. "We can't…ordering pizza is one thing but this will break the law" he said.

Frankie chuckled. "Ooh your Jonas law, this'll be good" she said.

"Kevin, bring the book" Nick said ignoring her. Kevin got a book and blew off the dust making them all cough.

"Kevin!" Frankie squealed. "Oops sorry guys too much fake dust" he said.

"Amendment 3, sub paragraph A, Line 6" Nick instructed.

"You seriously memorized it?" Frankie asked and he nodded with a serious expression.

"We made the JONAS law for a reason" he answered and she nodded. "So what's it say?"

"It was a dark and stormy night, Fireball the pony was lost inside box canyon" he read and all three raised their eyebrows.

Kevin closed the book and chuckled. "Oops this isn't the book" he said.

"I would hope not" Frankie said. "What happens to the pony?" Joe asked.

"She got killed" Frankie said and he gasped. "No Joseph read it yourself its cute" she added and he nodded.

Kevin took the other book that was underneath Fireball the pony on the table.

"If more than one member of the band JONAS is crushing on the same girl, absolutely no member may ask out said crushee or said member risk destroying the bond that makes them awesome band mates and brothers" Kevin read.

"Yeah, we don't wanna destroy our awesomeness" Nick said.

"But what if crushee is the beautiful Maria?" Joe asked.

"Then you three are screwed" Frankie supplied. "She's right…how do you solve this problem" Kevin mused.

"There is no problem, the book of JONAS is clear, none of us are going out with Maria...agreed?" Joe corrected.

"No more bad pizza" Nick said putting out his hand and Frankie cheered jumping on Joe's bed

"No more tight pants" Kevin said adding his hand on top of Nick's. "Aw but the ripping noises made me laugh" Frankie pouted as she landed on her butt.

"No Maria!" they said together as Joe added his. They separated and Joe laid on his bed and tickled Frankie.

"You can be my girl then Frankster" he said and she nodded.

"Sure Joey" she agreed. "No way, I want her" Kevin said and Joe cuddled Frankie to him.

She laughed as all three jumped on Joe's bed and tickled her.

"Least the JONAS law can't forbid us fighting over her" Kevin supplied as they tickled her.

That ended the fun and they all left their sister. They all left the room as well and Frankie had a feeling Maria hadn't left their lives just yet.

She waited on the couch by the front door and first spotted Joe come down the stairs looking spiffy.

"Don't you look nice" she commented.

"Don't you have something to do?" he asked and she nodded.

"I am, I'm making sure you all keep to your law" she said. They heard a noise and Joe sat in the swivel chair in front of the coffee table.

"Hi Nicky" Frankie called.

"Well well, good evening Mr. Nick" Joe greeted and turned around acting suave again.

"If I didn't know any better I say someone is dressed for a date" he said and Nick scoffed. "Perhaps for a girl I like to call Maria"

"Can't a guy dress nice for his evening snack?" he asked and Joe rolled his eyes.

"Oh please, I can spell your perfume, yuckola" Frankie said plugging her nose.

"It's cologne and it's expensive" Nick clarified. "You wasted your money cause it sucks" she insisted.

"I'm ashamed of you Nicholas, what do you call it La Babe Magnet?" Joe asked trying to sound French.

"It's called growl Joseph and I wouldn't be judging" Nick clarified and took the coupons from Joe's jacket pocket.

"Pizza coupons, care to explain?"

"Yeah, you present them when you pay and you get a discount its pretty cool" Joe said and Nick scoffed.

"I know what they are" he said and then Kevin came down the fire pole holding flowers.

"And now its three yippee" Frankie said thoroughly enjoying herself.

Kevin tried to hide the flowers and act normal. "Hey little bros and little sis what's happening?" he asked.

"What are you hiding Kev?" Joe asked and Kevin pulled out the flowers.

"flowers, I want to attract bees" he said.

"Your allergic to bees" Joe said. "Yes but it was first excuse I thought of" he said.

Frankie walked over. "Well I guess you all are breaking the JONAS law then" she said.

"Yeah, were outlaws" Joe agreed.

"So maybe we should all ask her out then" Kevin supplied.

Frankie shook her head. "But the law…"

"Is going to have to be broken" Nick answered surprising her.

Joe took off for the door and Frankie beat them to it. "You all are going to scare her away dingbats" she scolded.

They pulled away and acted cool. "Fine" they said and moved away and went to different areas of the house ignoring each other.

The next day at school Stella caught on after Kevin and Nick asked her how to impress Maria.

She took out her phone and texted Frankie and got her answer.

"So trying to all get the pizza girl huh?" she asked when she found them on the stairs.

"How do you know?" Joe asked."You have three blabbermouth sibs, so what's so great about this girl?" she asked him.

"Why? You jealous Malone?" Joe asked and she hit his shoulder.

"No, just worried you three will scare her" she said and Joe winced.

"We can handle it Stells" Nick said and she laughed.

"Really because the way I see it a guy likes a girl its cool, two guys even better and three is a jackpot but when the three are brothers she just brought herself a ticket on the crazy train" she said.

"We can handle it Stella" Nick said again.

"Oh okay Nicholas and how is Mr. Bumble doing?" She asked and he winced.

"Okay yeah, he kinda broke" he admitted.

"Kinda? The thing was stretched out till it snapped and then you three didn't speak for a month and this is now a real girl with real limbs" she said.

"Okay she is right, we can't go down that path again" Kevin agreed.

"Of course I am, now just drop the Maria thing you're better off, come on Macy" she said.

"You all can fight over me" Macy said before she was dragged away.

"Okay we can't all go at her at once then, we'll only fight" Nick said.

"I wish she could just come over, hang out and decide who she likes best" Kevin said.

"Your such a dreamer Kevin" Joe scoffed.

"How about we ask her to come over, hang out and decide who she likes best?" Nick suggested.

"Genius!" Joe complimented.

"Hey!" Kevin complained. "Don't be jealous dude" Nick called.

Later Frankie watched as the guys contemplated how to handle Maria.

"Maria will be here any minute so best behavior gentlemen" Nick told Joe and Kevin.

"Yeah like you all won't flirt" Frankie advised.

"We'll have a code phrase, if any of us flirts say the phone is ringing" Nick said.

"I'll get it" Kevin said and Nick grabbed him. "That's the phrase" he hissed and Kevin nodded.

The bell rang. "Showtime" Frankie said and they all went to answer it together.

"You three are going to screw this up" she muttered and followed them.

"Hi Maria, I'm Frankie" she said and Maria awed. "You are so cute" she said and Frankie grinned.

"I know…you brought pizza to hang out?" she asked and Maria shrugged.

"Felt weird so I paid for one" she said and Joe awed.

"Isn't that sweet, we adore Picarillo's pizza" he said and Frankie gagged so he covered her face with his hand and shooed her away.

Frankie stepped away rolling her eyes. She got into a chair a few feet away as the guys couldn't really get rid of her.

They sat on the couch and the guys stared at her lovingly.

"Maria if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together" Joe said and Nick and Kevin gasped.

"The phone is ringing!" Nick said. Frankie rolled her eyes. 'Had to pick the dumbest phrase you morons' she thought.

"I don't hear a phone" Maria said and Joe agreed. "Me either Nicky, you should get your ears checked" he said and Nick glared at him.

"I'll be right back" Kevin said and ran past Frankie grabbing her arm.

"Get the cereal and a bowl" he instructed and she obeyed. "This is your idea of romantic meal?" she asked.

"Considering mom banned us from ever cooking again, yeah pretty much" he said and she shrugged.

"You three are pathetic" she said. "You told us" he said and she nodded."I know but I never get tired of it" she answered as Kevin fixed the cereal up nice on a tray.

"Maria do you like motorcycles?" Joe asked as they returned. "Yeah, their really awesome" she said.

"Well you'd look great in my sidecar" Joe said. "The phone is ringing" Nick hissed.

"There is no phone ringing, you done way too many rock concerts" Maria said.

"Poor guy" Joe sympathized acting smug.

"Hey Maria, I cooked for you, hope you like crunchy cats" Kevin said putting down the tray.

Nick dialed Kevin's phone and his ring tone said 'Kevin likes Maria.'

"Are you calling him?" Maria asked and Nick threw his phone.

"Yeah to uh tell him I wrote you a song" Nick said and took her hand. He led her away to where a guitar sat and started the guys song.

"The phone is way way ringing" Joe cried as he and Kevin followed.

"Can we talk to you Nick?" he asked calmly and they met in the kitchen.

"Dude, not cool" he scolded. Nick glared at him. "I had to with you all acting Mr. cool in there" he said.

"Well I only did that cause of Mr. Crunchy cats" Joe said.

"Hey you started it" Kevin cried.

"You all are idiots and she's leaving" Frankie pointed out and they all ran to Maria who was going to the door.

"Maria wait what's wrong?" Joe cried.

She paused. "Yeah, uh I have to go, all this attention is flattering and all but way weird" she said and went to open the door and Nick took her hand.

"Wait please, its just hard cause we never broke the JONAS law" he said.

"Yeah, this is like Mr. Bumble all over, she's a stretched out teddy bear" Kevin cried.

"Phone is ringing, JONAS law and Mr. Bumble? I feel like I'm on the crazy train" Maria said.

"We just all really like you" Joe said.

"We could share you" Kevin suggested. "Yeah I am so out of here" Maria said and left.

"Yeah, that worked out well" Nick said as he closed the door behind her.

"Don't say it Frankie" Joe warned. "I was just going to say I'm sorry" she said and hugged him.

He lifted her up. "Oh well least we have you" he said.

They went upstairs and an hour later Stella came over and they explained the messy story.

"I hate to say it but I told you so" she said and they shrugged as she measured them for fitting.

"How could we be so dumb for a girl, we broke the sacred JONAS law for her" Nick scoffed.

"Yeah, but Maria was special" Joe said. "She was a big part of our lives" Kevin agreed.

"Yeah sure, so what was the color of her eyes?" Frankie asked as walked in.

"Blue" "Brown" "I know she had two"

Stella smirked at Frankie. "Name one thing she did besides deliver pizza?" Stella asked catching on.

"She rang the bell" "She smelled good" "She delivered garlic bread"

"That's it? You know nothing about this girl, I feel really bad for her now as you three jerks were just competing for her affection" Frankie cried.

"That's not…" Nick started but when he turned to his brothers he knew it was.

"True Nicholas?" Stella asked and he shrugged.

"Okay we did get carried away" he said and both girls nodded. "Yeah and that's not the brothers I know, your loved by millions because you're a team" Frankie said.

"We should have listened to you girls, I'm going to mail Maria an apology letter" Joe said and the other two nodded.

"Bet she'll like mine the best" Nick quipped.

"No way, she'll adore mine, I'm getting her special stationary right now" Kevin said.

"Not if I get it first" Joe said and he ran to a pole.

"Race you" Kevin said and they all went down.

"I win" Nick said. "Yeah but I only used one arm" Kevin challenged.

"I looked the most awesome coming down" Joe argued.

"Yeah those three won't ever change" Frankie said. "Yep and it's our job to yell at them then" she said and Frankie high fived her.

The girls followed them down with Frankie taking the book.

"Hey, stop bickering already" she said. Nick took the book and laid it on the table.

"Okay come on you guys" he said and they all put their hands on the book.

"We solemnly swear to never ever let a girl come between us again no matter how cute, funny or how little we know about her" he said and Kevin and Joe high fived. "Word"

"Yeah, lets just hope it lasts but I'm proud of you guys" Frankie said.

"I'm more proud" Nick said and she rolled her eyes. "My middle name is proud" Joe said.

"I am the most proud ha" Kevin declared as the bell rang and Frankie got it."Stella…the juice king" she called and Stella ran over. Both girls swooned and all three rolled their eyes.

"And they said were pathetic" Joe said as they walked upstairs.

It was just another normal day at the Lucas's.

Hope you liked the changes. till next time Peace, Love, Jonas.