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Chap 3

BellaS: Visiting my mom in Florida with Edward.

CharlieS does not like this JacobB does not like this

BellaS is back in Forks

JacobB: Edward's a lier!

BellaS: ?

JacobB: He didn't tell you Victoria's coming for you? That's why he sent you away with him.

BellaS: !

EdwardC does not like this

BellaS: I'm so mad I'm running away on a motorcycle with Jacob!

BellaS: Jacob's mad I'm gonna be a vampire.

BellaS: Damn, someone's been in my room!

EdwardC: I'm gonna kill you, whoever you are!

RileyB: Good luck trying.

BellaS: Who are you?

RileyB: Dammit!

BellaS: Jacob kissed me!

EdwardC does not like this CharlieS likes this JacobB likes this

BellaS: Screw you Jacob!

BellaS: Dammit, newborns are coming for me!

EdwardC does not like this JacobB does not like this

JaneV: Newborns? Coming!

BellaS: Looks like the werewolves and vampires will have to work together.

JacobB does not like this EdwardC does not like this

RosalieH: Like I'm gonna work with Fido.

DemitriV: Let's kill the newborns!

JaneV: No, let's have them kill the Cullens, then we can kill them.

EdwardC does not like this BellaS does not like this JacobB likes this

BellaS has changed her status from in a relationship to engaged

JacobB does not like this EdwardC likes this

JacobB: In your face Edward! I kissed Bella, again!

EdwardC does not like this

EdwardC: Yay! I killed Victoria and the other dude!

Victoria does not like this RileyB does not like this

AliceC: Yay! We killed all the newborns except one.

Bree: Thirsty!

BellaS: Ah!

JaneV: Damn, my plan didn't work.

RosalieH: Can't you kill Bella and leave?

JaneV: Aro won't let me. Do you hate Bella?

RosalieH: Yes! Do you want to start a club?

JaneV: Sure.

I Hate Bella Fan Club RosalieH JaneV JessicaS AlecV DemitriV FelixV CaiusV LeahC IrinaD Victoria RileyB Laurant James

BellaS: Damn!

AlecV: We're done here.

JacobB: The girl I love doesn't love me;(

BellaS: Sorry.

JacobB: Whatever, I'll imprint on your baby.

BellaS has signed off

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