Seras had been caught off guard (not for the first time) by what her Master was asking from her. She was even more mystified by the satisfied gleam that had gathered in his eyes as he gazed at "Paint Kingdom" when they had arrived.
"Well…Uh…Master?"
"Thank you very much for your help Police Girl. It was very…Helpful…" was all Alucard said. Then, Seras, still feeling very lost, decided to ask another question.
"So…uh Master, what exactly are we AHH! MASTER!"
"Once again, I thank you, Police Girl, for your help. But your assistance is now unneeded," Alucard said as he formed one of his famous 'black holes' and pushed Seras into it, sending her home with a swift move of his arm and a blank expression.
Once the hole had disappeared, Alucard once again let his demented smirk consume his blank face as he chuckled to himself at Seras' expense.
God, she'll never know how much fun it is to mess with her cute little blonde head. Nor how much use and help she is to me. Alucard thought as he again chuckled. Then he immediately stopped and went over what he had just thought. His eyes almost popped out of his head when he realized what word he had just used.
Oh my God. I actually used that word. I used the word 'CUTE'! Wait… I just used that phrase too! I can't believe this but… It would seem my little Draculina is rubbing off on me a little more then I'd like.
Shrugging this off to think about it after he had his fun, Alucard proceeded to saunter up to the store and walk through the automatic doors, glaring at them and silently daring them to close on him.
Once inside he remembered where to go and headed straight to the paint section of the store. Standing in front of all the color-coded paint tabs with all the different shades of all the different colors, Alucard felt lost, though, as we all know, he'd never admit it to anyone. So he decided to call upon his memories again.
FLASH BACK
Seras had headed straight to the paints and searched all the colors. Finally, after what felt like hours to Alucard, but in reality was only about 2 minutes, Seras decided she wanted to paint her room pink. And just to shut her Master's complaining up she had forced him to help pick the perfect shade of a 'pretty pink'.
"Hurry the hell up Police Girl. I'd rather be on my throne bored than here bored. I thought you said I'd have fun doing-"
"Oh, Master! Come here! Please! Oh look. This is the color I want."
"Okay…Police Girl…that's a horrible color. Must you really get that one? Why couldn't you pick something more vampiric? LIKE RED! Oooh… or blACK," as a crazy expression took over his face.
Seras had stood there watching and listening to everything her master said and did. By the time he finished his ranting about why those two colors were "the most appropriate colors" for her room, she had moved her hands to her hips, cocked an eyebrow, sobered her expression, and moved her body into a sassy position, ready to release some sauciness on her Master.
"If you would please just SHUT UP for one moment and HELP ME PICK A SHADE OF PINK!"
"God…Please don't make me do this, Police Girl."
Hearing the sound of her nickname just ruined it for Alucard. Seras snapped, not being able to stand it any longer. And this is about all Alucard heard out of all her ranting,
"OH MY GOD MASTER! FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME! MY NAME IS…"
before he blocked his hearing, like any other male would, and just watched her movements deftly with a blank expression.
END FLASH BACK
"Ah…Now it comes back to me."
I just pick the color I want and a shade of that color.
Well. There it is.
I promised it'd be up by today! :)
I'm almost done with chapter four so that'll be up soon too, hopefully.
Well. Hope you enjoyed!
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