Would have updated sooner, but I've had a lot on, what with school and everything. Anyway, I'm here now. My first romantic request...which somehow resulted in perversion...and stuff. I had to think a lot before I wrote this: I couldn't think of many ways to write this without being lynched xD.

But then I remembered that Karen is a McCormick, and so (in my world, at least), she can die and come back. And my problem was solved. Kudos to John for the original idea too, although I ended up changing it slightly. Enjoy!

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"So,Randy, you hear the latest with the McCormicks?"

"Oh, about their daughter dying? Yeah, it's terrible, Chris-the family's gone through so much already. She was so young, it just doesn't seem right. I was talking to Gerald last night-he said Ike's in pieces about it."

"Poor girl. Still, at least she 's not suffering anymore, right?"

"Yeah."

"Hey Randy, check out that broad over there."

"Nice..."

"Yeah. God, look at those tits. I'd do that any day of the week."

"Fuck me, yes."

"Um...excuse me, Mr Marsh?"

"Yeah, sugar?"

"Could you uh...take me home?"

"Oh, I'd love to, sugar, just as long as you're eighteen.

"I'm not, but please take me home. My mom and dad'll be worried about me. They weren't sure I'd come back."

"From a night on the town? You're a naughty girl, huh?"

"N-no. I don't think so anyway, since I ended up in heaven."

"Well, I'm sure glad you came back from heaven. Much too pretty to be wasted on God."

"PLEASE! My parents will be so upset about me dying. I need to get home, and tell them I'm okay...and to ask if I'll go back to my normal body soon."

"Y-your what?"

"Yeah, Kenny said it happened to him once. When we die, we're reborn, and grow up quickly. But I guess it messed up or something, and I'm...older. To look at anyway. I wanna find out if it wears off soon."

"Uh s-sure, K-Karen. I'll...I'll take you. But uh, how bout you don't tell Stuart about this...?"