Chris-chan was eating some bacon.
Everyone else was lazing around when the phone rang. Lalan picked it up.
"Yes. Hello you reach HTD:AO, what is your truth or dare"
"Hello, may I make a suggestion? Have England and America or Germany and Italy kiss."
"Thank you!" Lalan hung up the phone.
"So what was the dare or truth?" Chris-chan asked.
Lalan: "Usuk or Gerita: one couple has to kiss."
Chris-chan: "Welll….because I'm soooo generous, I'll have both couples kiss~!"
Lalan: " :D HEY! GERMANY, ITALY, ENGLAND AND AMERIKA, GET YO BUTTS OVER HERE!"
England: "What now?"
Chris-chan: "Kiss America. NOW!"
Before England could reply, America swooped England in his arms and kissed him passionately. All the UsUk fans squealed, and all the UsUk haters recoiled in disdain.
Lalan: (to Germany and Italy) "Now you have to kiss."
The two complied.
Suddenly, there was a rumble, and a girl stormed in.
Chris-chan: "HOLY ZAK BAGANS! Sava-onee-chan, why are you here?"
Sava-chan: "IGGY IS MINE!" *tackles America*
All the Usuk fans scream in horror.
Belize quickly poofs Sava-chan away.
Chris-chan: "Okay-" The phone rang.
Belize being the closest picked it up.
Belize: "HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOO?"
"Hello, this is Russia Tashi Lupin.
ICELAND: Why do you fail so bad? *pout*
FINLAND: Why you no answer? *pout*
LITHUANIA AND SPAIN: But I wanted you to dress up as Tenny and Smithy! *chucks
Docter Ten and Doctor Eleven costumes at them*
PRUSSIA: Wow. You're good at that!
SWEDEN, FINLAND, AMERICA, AND ENGLAND; I knew it! Ha ha! Ha!
AUSTRIA: So...? And, yes, Spain you may answer.
Female Nations; I'll take that as a yes."
Chris-chan dodged something that looked like Prussia.
"WHAT THE FRICK!"
Prussia: "TOTALLLLLLLYYYY UNAWESOOOOOOOOOOOMMMEEEEE!" *BLAM*
Belize: "Phew, that's a long one….somewhat….."
Chris-chan: "What's up?"
Belize: "ICELAND! WHY YOU FAIL SO BAD!"
Iceland shrugged.
Belize: "….I think Finland didn't answer for certain reasons."
Chris-chan: "I think THAT'S one of them." She pointed her hand to where Finland was chasing America.
Belize: "LITHUANIA AND SPAIN! She wanted you two to dress up in these." *Whaps said nations with Doctor Ten and Doctor Eleven costumes.*
Lithuania groaned.
Chris-chan: "I think we'll tell Prussia his compliment later."
Belize cringed at Prussia.
Chris-chan walked over to Finland, America, Sweden and England. "RTL says she knew it." She walked away.
Lalan: "We'll we already had Austria answer that question- NO NO NO NO! GET AWAY FROM THERE!"
Chris-chan: "About the last one…" All the girls awkwardly laughed.
The phone rang again.
Chris-chan: "Heeeellllllllllllllllo? What is your business here today?"
"Hello, my name is MyuForTheFailureXD. I wrote this whole thing, so here it goes: Holy Firetruck.
One of these that are ACTIVE? Yaaaaaaaaaay~ ^U^
Alright, so...
To England-
What would you do if France shaved off your eyebrows in your sleep? How would
you get him back for it?
Also, YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BRIT EVAR. End of the sentence. :)
To France-
Teach me how to laugh like you! I cosplay you, and I need to know how to do
your awesome laugh!
Oh, and a question, is 'EEEEHHHH?' like your mating call or something xD
To Japan-
Spend a whole chapter... In a panda suit! :D
For the sake of the fans.
To Romano-
What would you do if Spain cut off your curl, and kept it in his secret stash
of all things Romano. (C'mon Spain, y'know you have one.)
To China-
I dare you not to say 'aru' at the end of your sentences for a whole chapter!
Succeed and I'll give you a panda!
To Poland-
Can I haz ride on your pony? Please? *pulls out a pink unicorn stuffed animal*
If I can you can have this.
To Italy-
Pastaaaaaaaa~
To Russia-
Kolkolkolkolkolkolkol!
To the King of Awesome (AKA: The Great Prussia)-
Wanna join me in my rebellion for you to be a country again? *raises fist in
the air* REVOLUTION! :D
To America-
I dare you to see how many burgers you can eat in an hour.
And when I'm being bullied at school, I always yell "America! Where is the
hero?" and I gt weird looks. To which I say, "Firetruck you. The hero will
save the day."
To Germany-
Have a beer drinking contest with Prussia! Winner gets a hug! XD
To Everyone-
Would you rather be run over by 50 duck sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck?
Just out of curiosity...
Hetalia is amazing! I love you all!
Yes, I don't have an actual account on here... BUT I'LL BE BACK!" She hung up.
Chris-chan: "Yes, we are most certainly active ;D Alright to start this thing, I need England and Francypants over here." Thank God for a megaphone.
France, ohonhonhon'd as he and England came over.
Chris-chan: "England, how would you react if France shaved your eyebrows off in your sleep? How would you get him back?"
England: "Well, first I would curse him out, then I would kill him."
Chris-chan: "You said that so nonchalantly. France, our caller wants you to teach 'em how to laugh like you. I can most certainly do it."
The two started ohonhonhonhon ing.
The other nations looked at Chris-chan warily.
Chris-chan: "That was France 101. Keep practicing my dear reviewer. France, is "EEEHHHH" like your mating call or something?"
France: "Not exactly~! ;D."
Chris-chan: "I have a feeling you're lying. Anyway, we now need Japan, Romano, China, Poland and Italy up here."
Luckily all nations were walking by, so they came over.
Lalan: "Japan, for the sake of the fans, you need to dress in a panda suit for the rest of the chapter." *Tosses Panda suit*
Japan: "Hai." *Runs off to change*
Lalan: "Romano, what would you do if Spain cut of your curl and kept it in his secret stash of all things you? I mean c'mon, we know Spain has one."
Romano's face turned a bright red.
"Aww, now it's not a secret anymore." Spain whined.
Romano: "CHIGI! You creeper! I'll cut your neck off!"
The hosts were led to the image of a hot-head Italian chasing a Spaniard. It was so beautiful; one of them took a picture.
Lalan: "China, if you refrain from saying, aru, for the rest of the chapter, you'll get a panda!"
China nodded.
Chris-chan: "Poland, the caller will give you a pink unicorn stuffed animal, if you let 'em ride on your pony."
Poland: "Of course she like, can! C'mon, Liet!" *Poland and Lithuania left.*
Italy: "PPPPAAAAASSTTTAAAA!"
"!" Russia landed on Lalan.
"REVOLUTION, YYEEEAHHHHH! !"
Chris-chan walked over to America. "Hey, how burgers can you eat in an hour?"
"I'll show ya!" America starts eating burgers as Belize times him.
"Germany, you have to have a beer drinking contest with Prussia, winner gets a pub-I mean hug!" Chris-chan said.
That's means a table was set up.
Dozens of German beer were ready to be drunk.
Besides America, people were taking bets on who would win: Germany or Prussia. It was interesting to say in the least.
America: 30 minut in: 500 burgers downed.
"Three, two, one, GOOOO!" Lalan shouted. The contest has begun and she joined in the crowd that was shouting, "CHUG CHUG CHUG!"
AWHILE LATER….
When America screamed, "THE HERO HAS EATEN 1009 BURGERS IN AN HOUR!" no one could tell who won the beer drinking contest. All they now knew was that the German brothers were wasted.
"Okay everyone, would you rather be run over by 50 duck sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck?"
About half said the first option and the rest said the second option. This created a huge argument.
"That's all we have for today!"
"See you next time!"
The three hosts waved as they were attacked by arguing nations.
