Okay, I hope that this chapter will turn out okay, but I'll just do my best. Enjoy! :0)
Disclaimer: I am a regular person and have NO OWNERSHIP WHATSOEVER of Stephanie Meyer's characters. TYFYT.
… we were all real tired so we just decided to crash for the night.
"Ugh! This place sucks!!" I sighed, Jess was complaining…again.
"SHUT UP!" Edward yelled at her for the twenty fifth time.
"YOU CAN SHUT YOUR MOUTH EDWARD!" I covered my head with my pillow, Mike was yelling at Edward to shut up and so that means right about now…
"WHY DON'T YOU JUST SNUGGLE UP WITH JESS AND SHUT YOUR OWN PIE HOLE!!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP EDWARD!!" This time it was Jess yelling. Lord, I will never get any sleep like this. I smirked as an evil scheme unfolded in my head. Well, it wasn't evil. I guess it was simply a little test.
"Edward," I whispered, just loud enough so that only he could here me. He turned his head to look at me (he was lying down two feet away from me. Across the room were Jess and Mike, also two feet apart.), and I smiled what I hope was a stunning smile. "Can you end all the yelling for me? I'd love to get some sleep." I stretched and yawned to emphasize my point. It worked.
"Yeah, me too." He gave me that dazzling smile that left me struggling to breathe.
So, there was finally silence since Edward had stopped jeering at Jess and Mike, thus shutting them up. And so we all lay there, no covers pillows or pjs. The rain, rhythmatically beating on the window when…
Click
"OWWWWWWW!!"
It was Mike. Apparently, he had just set off a mouse trap with his finger.
"WHAT THE HELL…EDWARD!!"
That was when I noticed the silently shaking figure lying two feet away from me.
"JUST GET BACK TO SLEEP!!" Jess yelled. Amazingly, we all did as she said, but each and every one of us knew that it wasn't going to end there. I closed my eyes for 20 minutes when.
Poof!
"DANG FLABBIT…MIKE!!"
I felt something like powder, sprinkle onto my face. When I looked at Edward, he was covered in what looked like powder from chalk!
"GROW UP MIKE!!"
"GET A LIFE EDWARD!!"
Through the whole night, I had decided not to speak a word. By now, I was quite ticked off.
"CAN'T YOU BOTH JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTHES AND GET TO SLEEP!? I AM SICK OF ALL THIS EVEN THOUGH IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN GOING ON ALL THAT LONG!!" I yelled at them. Obviously, my point got across for the rest of the night. Thankfully allowing the four of us to get some sleep.
The Next Morning
BANG BANG BANG BANG!!
I woke up screaming from the loud noise. Also, I took notice that I was covered in paint!! Yet, across the room, Mike and Jess were covered in shaving cream. I giggled. We were all being so immature. Next to me, Edward saw how I was giggling.
"Bella, would you like me to drive you home? That is…after you and I get a shower, and maybe some new clothes."
"Shower, then new clothes." I replied.
Mike and Jess were giggling along with us, and soon enough, we were all laughing uncontrollably. Mike and Jess showered first. Then it was me, and after I showered Edward went. All four of us signed out of Bob's hotel, and ran off to find the mall we passed by last night, and get some new clothes and breakfast (we decided to not take a car since we were only a block away from the mall.) When we arrived at the mall, we got many funny looks because of all the paint and shaving cream on our clothes. Jess and Mike went off to Abercrombie and Fitch, while Edward and I went to American Eagle. An hour later, we all met up at a café inside the mall, and finally had some breakfast.
"So, where did you guys get the paint, shaving cream, mouse trap and that sort of chalk bomb stuff?" Jess asked both Edward and Mike.
"Well, Mike started—"
"To make a long story short," Edward stated. "We both are pretty much pranksters." For some odd reason, Edward's face reddened and he looked down. I laughed.
"That can explain SOOO much!" Jess was also laughing uncontrollably. Soon enough, we had Mike and Edward laughing along with us, and the entire café staring at us like we were lunatics. I had finished my food, so I phoned Charlie to tell him what I was up to…
(Bella's phone conversation)
"Hello?"
"Hi dad… I—"
"ISABELLA SWAN!! What have you been up to? You told me that you would be back before midnight and what do I get?"
"y—"
"I'll tell you, I get a HEART ATTACK!! I mean, do you even know what Renee is like when she finds out—"
"YOU PHONED RENEE!!"
"Well…DUH!! I just said that."
"What are you…some brain-damaged LUNATIC!! She goes ballistic when you say something like 'oh, hey there Renee. Yeah, I have no clue what happened to your daughter' You never tell here if something bad happens DAD!!"
" Yeah, well I found out the whole 'she goes ballistic' part first-hand already by the way."
"Oh my god… well, I'm done with breakfast and all now so I'll be headed home. See ya in a few."
(end of phone conversation)
I hung up, and turned to see, three faces staring at me. (ha ha… that rhymes!)
"What?" I said.
"That was, an interesting conversation you had with your dad." Edward replied.
"HA! He's can be as slow as a sloth when it comes to Renee…actually…when it comes to girls in general!" I chuckled.
"So, should we all head home now?" Mike suggested.
"Yeah. So, who's ridin' with who?" Jess implied.
"Well, Bella and I can take my car, while Mike…you and Jess take her car. Good?" Edward said to us all in turn.
"Yup!" we all agreed. And so, we all went to our…hee hee…designated vehicles for our lovely car ride home…
Okay, I guess that this chapter was OK. Anywho, please drop a "YAY" or a "NAY" plz. Criticism and Inspiration are welcome!!
