Harry went with Ron and his family back to their house. Harry couldn't wait to see Ron's room. He was thinking that it wouldn't be retarded unlike him. When they reached his house he saw Ron showing his room.
"Wow Ron, this room is amazing, it is not as close as retarded as you are. It really shows there is a side to you that is not retarded.
"Harry, first, every side of me is retarded, second that is Fred and George's room. My room is cooler."
They kept walking until they stopped at a room filled with girly stuff.
"Ron, this is your room?"
"Don't be retarded Harry, this is Ginny's room."
"This room is probably your dad. Is he a muggle freak?"
"Yes."
"Explains why he has all this muggle exercise equipment, I don't want to know why he has all this stuff."
"It is my mom's stuff. She says she wants to be a physically fit person so that she can become, well, you know."
Harry thought of the idea of Ron's mom being physically fit. The more he thought about it the less he wanted to know about this family.
"I have two other brothers. Charlie works in France with creatures like dragons, pixies, and a lot off other stuff. My other brother, hey that would be good for my next song."
Once again Ron started to rap.
"I am Ron yo, rock the house and shake it up, yo yo, I have a brother from another mother, actually I don't, I'm just saying that. Back to rapping!"
"No! Enough of your #$ $! rapping. Sorry you had to hear that."
"Yes. I finally mad someone angry from my rapping."
"You were trying…to make me angry."
"Harry, are you going to hit me?"
"No, but when we get our wands watch your back end."
"But-"
"No buts unless were talking about butts unless it is yours when I get my wand."
"Yes sir."
"Now march to your room."
"Hut two three four, hut two three four-"
"Ron, enough."
"O.k. My other brother Bill works in Brazil with the Gringotts headquarters."
"That is really far away."
"Do you like Quidditch Harry?"
"Of course, I love it."
"Did you see Luxembourg beat Mexico last year?"
"That was an amazing game."
"It sure was. Anyway, this is my room."
Harry saw all the cool Quidditch stuff and all these prank stuff like in Fred and George's room.
"Ron, these must be some new Zonko products, am I correct?"
"No, Fred and George make stuff like that. They are really good at it and they want to open up a shop in Diagon Alley when they leave Hogwarts. They say it is their dream to do such a thing and help other people in the pranking ways. They were born on April Fools Day.
"No surprise there. Anyway Ron, why do you have a picture of a little belly dancing kid, to be exact three pictures of a belly dancing dude?"
"Um…Well that is….My...My...My evil brother…yeah…my evil brother…sorry…my nice brother Tom... Yeah…Tom works…Those of my nice brother Tom belly dancing in a tournament, he won first place."
"If he is your brother why is his trophy in his room?"
"He left it as a gift."
"Sure he did."
"Fine you caught me. I was a premier belly dancer, the top of my league, then I quit."
"Why?"
"Because my mom told me this was a girl thing not a boy thing, Fred and George said Mexican chaser, Viktor Krum was a belly dancer. Oh I will get them back one day."
"No need to be ashamed Ron, but it really freaks me out. I mean it. It really does."
At that moment Ginny came in.
"Hi. I haven't introduced myself, I'm Ginny.
Harry nodded and shook hands with her. She left a little embarrassed.
"Dude she has a major crush on you. Do you like her?"
Harry was left speechless. He thought he might actually like Ginny. She was only ten. When he got older he would definitely ask her out.
"Please do not say you like my little sister. I will really punch you hard so I can get some sense back into you."
Harry had to keep his liking for Ginny to himself. He had to pretend he didn't like her, only to everyone except herself.
"I was just freaking you out Ron; you think I would hit one your sister, that makes me laugh out loud. Don't be an imbecile. Anyway what do you like to do in your spare time?"
"Hold that question Harry we have to go eat dinner."
Harry ate dinner with the Weasleys. It was like a normal dinner except for the fact that Harry was sitting right next to Ginny. He knew he just had to keep his eyes off her and on everyone else. The rest of the day was fun and all Harry could think about was playing. They played Quidditch and many more games. Fred and George showed him all their prank stuff and their new ones that they haven't even shown Ron yet. They were geniuses, though it did not show to much on their exams, people like his parents hate this stuff which would make it more fun to use. Harry had loads of fun. Soon it was time to sleep. Tomorrow was the day they leave for Hogwarts. Harry couldn't wait to see what was in store for him and Ron in their journey to be cool get good grades excuse me, not good grades, hot babes and the mystery of how mean a potions teacher with an extremely large nose can be.
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