Chapter 3
Ramirez: Welcome back to another day of craziness!
All: Yay!
Ramirez: First up, starfoxluver
Starfoxluver
To Fox: When are you Krystal going to get married?
Fox: Um…
Krystal: When he stops thinking about having sex with me and see me for who I really am
Falco: A British-accented girl who's kind of annoying?
Krystal: (punches Falco)
Falco: (knocked out)
Ramirez: (sigh) Okay next question
JyrFalcon345
To Fox: How is it that you as a collective have been able to plow through entire fleets of enemy ships with no outside help? in almost every game I've played, the mercenary is not 'sent in' alone for the final task until the final mission.
Fox: Cause I'm the greatest. That's all there is to it.
Wolf: The greatest at being gay.
Fox: Shut up! There's nothing wrong with looking at Queer Eye for the Gay Guy!
All: What the…
Ramirez: moving on…
To Krystal: Do you ever get the feeling that you've been reduced to a mere sexual object on the team?
Krystal: NO!! Do you feel like you need to shut the heck up, fuzz bag?
Slippy: Wow that was harsh.
Ramirez: Slippy you haven't said anything since chapter one!
Slippy: I was at Burger King.
Peppy: You were at Burger King?!
Ramirez: How did you even get out? There is no doors in the room.
Fox: You're telling me we can't leave? Why?
Ramirez: Because I want to.
Fox: ??
Panther: Do not disrespect Panther, stupid wolf.
Wolf: Shut up you big wussy.
Ramirez: Oh my f god, you guys are still arguing?!
Gen. Pepper: Holy mackerel, I'm alive!
Ramirez: General, get your old crusty butt out of here!
Gen. Pepper: (leaves)
Fox: Wait a second how'd he leave?!
Ramirez: 'Cause I let him
James McCloud: Hello Everyone.
Ramirez: You're dead
James: No I'm not.
Ramirez: Yes you are
Fox: DAD?
James: SON?
Ramirez: GET THE HELL OUT YOU ARE DEAD AND YOU KNOW IT!!
James: (leaves)
Ramirez: sorry for the language and outburst, people. I am in a crap mood today.
Krystal: Anymore questions?
Ramirez: Nope now let's say goodbye everybody
All (except Panther and Wolf again): Bye!
Ramirez: P.S. send me more questions! This wasn't that funny so I will try harder.
