Ice LunaWolf- Hi everyone! Welcome back for another chapter of Hunter x Hunter Texting Crack!
Disclaimer: Ice LunaWolf does not own Hunter x Hunter!
Ice LunaWolf- But I do own the oc character in this chapter!
Dear Killua
What are you wear?
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Who the fuck are you?! And how do you know my name and how the hell did you get my text address?!
Killua
Dear Killua
I'm Madoka. My big brother gave me your text address and your name.
Madoka
Dear Madoka
Who the fuck is your older brother?! I'm gonna kill him for giving you my text address!
Killua
Dear Killua
His name is Hisoka!
Madoka
Dear Madoka
THAT PERVERTED BASTARD CLOWN HISOKA?!
Killua
Dear Killua
That's my big bro!~
Madoka
Dear Madoka
OMFG!
Killua
Dear Killua
Shocking isn't?!
Madoka
...
Dear Killua
Still there, Killua?
Madoka
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Dear Killua
Kittenface?
Madoka
Dear Madoka
What the FUCK did you just call me?! And why did that perverted clown give you my text address?!
Killua (DON'T EVER CALL ME KITTENFACE AGAIN!)
Dear Kittenface
Hisoka was right! You are feisty! I like that!
Madoka
Dear Madoka
Stop calling me Kittenface and answer my fucking second question, you sick fuck!
Killua
Dear Killua
I was bored and horny, so I asked my big bro if he knew everyone I could play with.
Madoka
Dear Madoka
So he gave you my name and text address!
Killua
Dear Kittenface
Yep! He said you're a hot piece of ass, a little feisty, and willing to be fucked by anyone!
Madoka
Dear Madoka
Don't ever texts me again! I'm under age and I could call the cops on you!
Killua
Dear Kittenface
That's nice! I'm 25 years old and I like my prey young btw.
Madoka
Dear Hisoka
YOU SICK BASTARD! YOU GAVE MADOKA MY TEXT ADDRESS!
Killua
Dear Killua
So my younger brother text you, did he.~
Hisoka
Dear Hisoka
YES YOU SICK CLOW- wait Madoka is a guy?!
Killua
Dear Killua
Yes he is! Just because he has a unisex name does not mean he's a girl! Even I have a unisex name and I'm a guy.
Hisoka
Dear Hisoka
Like I care! Tell your sick brother to never text me again! AND DON'T EVER GIVE OUT MY TEXT ADDRESS TO ANY OF YOUR SICK FRIENDS OR FAMILY AGAIN!
Killua
Dear Gon
Hey Gon, I need someone to bitch at for awhile! Plus we need to change our cellphone numbers and our text addresses!
Killua
Dear Killua
Why?
Gon
Dear Gon
That perverted clown Hisoka gave my text address to his younger brother!
Killua
Dear Killua
HISOKA HAS A BROTHER! OMG THERE'S 2 HISOKA!
Gon
Dear Gon
Sadly and terrifying, yes!
Killua
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Dear Gon
Gon?
Killua
...
Dear Gon
Still there, Gon?
Killua
...
Dear Gon
You either passed out or you're too shocked to answer me...Shit!
Killua
Ice LunaWolf- Hope you enjoy this chapter! Did you like Madoka? If you guys do then he'll return in future chapters! If you guys don't then he won't return in future chapters! Please read and review!
