Ice LunaWolf- Hi everyone! Welcome back for another chapter of Hunter x Hunter Texting Crack!

Disclaimer: Ice LunaWolf does not own Hunter x Hunter!

Ice LunaWolf- But I do own the oc character in this chapter!


Dear Killua

What are you wear?

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Who the fuck are you?! And how do you know my name and how the hell did you get my text address?!

Killua


Dear Killua

I'm Madoka. My big brother gave me your text address and your name.

Madoka


Dear Madoka

Who the fuck is your older brother?! I'm gonna kill him for giving you my text address!

Killua


Dear Killua

His name is Hisoka!

Madoka


Dear Madoka

THAT PERVERTED BASTARD CLOWN HISOKA?!

Killua


Dear Killua

That's my big bro!~

Madoka


Dear Madoka

OMFG!

Killua


Dear Killua

Shocking isn't?!

Madoka


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Dear Killua

Still there, Killua?

Madoka


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Dear Killua

Kittenface?

Madoka


Dear Madoka

What the FUCK did you just call me?! And why did that perverted clown give you my text address?!

Killua (DON'T EVER CALL ME KITTENFACE AGAIN!)


Dear Kittenface

Hisoka was right! You are feisty! I like that!

Madoka


Dear Madoka

Stop calling me Kittenface and answer my fucking second question, you sick fuck!

Killua


Dear Killua

I was bored and horny, so I asked my big bro if he knew everyone I could play with.

Madoka


Dear Madoka

So he gave you my name and text address!

Killua


Dear Kittenface

Yep! He said you're a hot piece of ass, a little feisty, and willing to be fucked by anyone!

Madoka


Dear Madoka

Don't ever texts me again! I'm under age and I could call the cops on you!

Killua


Dear Kittenface

That's nice! I'm 25 years old and I like my prey young btw.

Madoka


Dear Hisoka

YOU SICK BASTARD! YOU GAVE MADOKA MY TEXT ADDRESS!

Killua


Dear Killua

So my younger brother text you, did he.~

Hisoka


Dear Hisoka

YES YOU SICK CLOW- wait Madoka is a guy?!

Killua


Dear Killua

Yes he is! Just because he has a unisex name does not mean he's a girl! Even I have a unisex name and I'm a guy.

Hisoka


Dear Hisoka

Like I care! Tell your sick brother to never text me again! AND DON'T EVER GIVE OUT MY TEXT ADDRESS TO ANY OF YOUR SICK FRIENDS OR FAMILY AGAIN!

Killua


Dear Gon

Hey Gon, I need someone to bitch at for awhile! Plus we need to change our cellphone numbers and our text addresses!

Killua


Dear Killua

Why?

Gon


Dear Gon

That perverted clown Hisoka gave my text address to his younger brother!

Killua


Dear Killua

HISOKA HAS A BROTHER! OMG THERE'S 2 HISOKA!

Gon


Dear Gon

Sadly and terrifying, yes!

Killua


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Dear Gon

Gon?

Killua


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Dear Gon

Still there, Gon?

Killua


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Dear Gon

You either passed out or you're too shocked to answer me...Shit!

Killua


Ice LunaWolf- Hope you enjoy this chapter! Did you like Madoka? If you guys do then he'll return in future chapters! If you guys don't then he won't return in future chapters! Please read and review!