Third couple! My own request xD

KagomeXCraig

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"You're a real son of a bitch, you know that?!" Kagome snapped at Craig who just flipped off her little brother. "Apologise!" Craig looked at the eight year old and flipped him off again. Kagome grunted in annoyance and hit him on the back of his head. "Craig!"

"Why should I?" Craig snapped.

"He's only eight!" Kagome yelled.

"And? Do I fucking care?"

"I'm his older sister! Anyone does anything bad to him I harass them until they apologise!"

"I don't care, he's just another annoying little kid."

The two continued bickering back and fourth. Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman looked at each other as Clyde and Token tried to stop the fight. Tweek stood at the side, twitching and screaming about how it was 'too much pressure' as he drank his coffee.

"They're like a married couple and Souta looks like the confused child." Stan stated. His three friends nodded in agreement.

"Fine then, Mr High-and-mightier-than-you! Why don't you go and-" Kagome raised her middle finger. "-Yourself!" Everyone went silent and expected Craig to snap. Then, he raised his finger. For once, it wasn't his middle. He pointed at her.

"I love you." He stated. Kagome looked dumbfounded(imagine her face when Kouga was like 'my woman' after she threw Shippo off the cliff XD hehe.) Everyone else was surprised. What was even more surprising was when he leaned in and kissed Kagome's forehead before resting his against hers. "I have for a long time."

Everyone was silent. Until Kagome quickly backed up.

"Woah woah woah hold the phone!" She exclaimed, blushing furiously. "I-uh... I gotta go... think for... a bit..." Kagome trailed off before sprinting off. Craig watched her go.

"I'm surprised." Craig stated, showing no emotion. "I thought she was gonna slap me and scream in my face." He shrugged and smirked. "She totally wants me."

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Me: omg the 'she totally wants me' makes me think of the call me maybe parody with rolanda and alex and that creepy guy xD hehe