Hi peoples! I got this up early! ^^
Tucker: Apparently her only motivation is the people who keep begging her to kill me. And, I am not a f___er. =_=
Yes you are. -.-
Tucker: No I'm not.
According to the reviewers you are. ^^
Tucker: Bri doesn't own Fullmetal Alchemist. She owns only Mischief and whatever sick twisted thoughts are in her head.
You're one to talk. =_=
We finally made it to Tucker's house in the car. Nice house, nice garden, cruel person; it's in this season.
The moment Mustang rung the doorbell, a shadow came overhead. Me and Ed look up.
"Holy crap, flying dog!!!" Then, squish. Somehow... he manged to knock me over and squish Edward. I chuckled right before the door opened.
"Alexander! Stop!" said a man's voice. I glared at Shou Tucker. But my look softened a bit when I noticed Nina.
She looked around 4 or 5, the same age as the little brother I had back home. She had her long brown hair tied in braids and cheerful eyes. I made a resolve in my head. Screw the plot, I'm saving her!!!
"Look at all the guests, Daddy!" My god, she sounded so CUTE!!! XD
Then we went inside. While the guys were have their little share-our-top-secrets-to-a-f___er fest, I decided to meet Nina. I squatted down to her eye level and smiled.
"Hi, what's your name?" I asked in a friendly big sister voice.
"I'm Nina," she answered.
"That's a pretty name."
"What's your name?" she asked, tilting her head to the said.
"My name is Mischief."
"Miss...chief?"
"Or, if you want, you can call me Missy."
"Ok, Missy!" So... much... cuteness!
"Um... can we go to the file room, Nina? There's a playmate waiting for you." And so we went to the file room and I left Al to play with Nina. I had to let him do it, I didn't know how to play with little girls. So long as I was here, I might as well have a better look around.
So, I went to the lab. There was a chimera of a monkey and a bear (Scary...O_O); a mix of a butterfly and a fish (Pretty colors...); and a mix of... (Ew.) well that's enough for today.
So I went back to the file room. The clock struck 5, and Ed finally got his nose out of the book he was reading.
"What were you reading for so long?!" I looked at the title. Bio-alchemy for dummies.
"We better find Al," Edward said.
Then we started looking for Al, but I had a feeling I forgot something.
"WOOF!"
"HOLY CRAP ANOTHER FLYING DOG!!!" Squish. Ed and I got pwned again.
"Hi big brother. Hi Mischief."
"Don't 'Hi big brother' me! What were you doing?!" Edward snapped from beneath Alexander.
"Uh, Nina looked like she wanted to play," replied.
"Shame, Al. You should be studying," I said in a playful scolding voice.
Alexander licked Edward. "Alexander says he wants to play with you too, big brother!" Nina said cheerfully.
Edward finally managed to get up. "You got some nerve wanting to play with me. They say lions use all their energy when they hunt rabbits." Then Alexander ran away and Ed chased him. "I, Edward Elric, am going after you with everything I got, you stupid dog!!!"
Nina laughed. Al thought, What a kid. I sweatdropped.
The next day...
We were in the file room again, Al and I were slacking off while Ed overworked his eyes.
"Your mother left 2 years ago?" Al asked.
"Uh-huh." Nina answered. "Daddy said she went back to her family." That jerk, lying to a little kid.
"Don't you get lonely?"
"Not really, I have Daddy and Alexander!" Cue the adorable hug with the dog. "But he's been working a lot lately, so it does get kinda lonely sometimes."
Then Ed started complaining about his stiff shoulders. I said I'd stay while they play outside.
Tucker was in his office, crumpling one paper after another. He put his hands to his head mentally asking What am I going to do?!
"Don't even think about it, Tucker." Tucker looked up and saw me glaring at him. "I'm not gonna let you do that to Nina."
"What are you talking about?" he seemed mildly surprised. And slightly annoyed. Nope, really annoyed.
"If you want a chimera that talks, take the vocal cords of a parrot or something. But don't you dare use Nina, you b____." And with that, I left.
That night...
"Remind me, why are we at Mr. Tucker's house," Havoc asked.
"'Cause this is a rescue mission!!" I hissed back.
"And why am I here?"
"'Cause ladies will love you when you say you saved a little girl, Jean." Havoc can never keep a girlfriend, I always wondered why. He was pretty handsome for his age, he's not a a__hole, and he's still breathing. Make him about nine years younger and then I'd date him. "Wait here." And I climbed through the window.
"DIE SHOU F___ER DIE!!!" Havoc's eyes widened as a million very violent sound effects came from inside the house.
CRASH. BOOM. ZAP. POW. BAM. ZAP. WHAM. RAWR!!! RIIIP! "OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"
Havoc looked at me with wide eyed shock as I jumped out the window, tossed him an unconscious yet human Nina and shouted "RUN, MAN, RUN!!!"
"JUST WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO IN THERE?!?!"
"Tucker lost his pride, NOW RUN!!!" (You can take that however you imagine. Just remember the sound effects above.)
The next morning...
"What? Tucker got injured?"
"Yeah, sorry. Guess you can't study there, Ed. And until he recovers, Nina is gonna stay with someone in Central." I DID IT!!! I SAVED NINA!!! WOOHOO!!!! XD
That evening... (Time flies when you kill a jerk)
The Ishbalan killed the guards and approached the house. He walked down the hall and reached the grand double doors. When he opened the doors he saw... actually, he had no idea what the hell he was seeing.
What he saw was a dark-haired adolescent girl wearing a black jacket and a red bandanna holding up Tucker with one hand and repeatedly rapid-punching the Sewing-Life Alchemist in the face. Pow-pow-pow-pow-pow-pow-pow-pow-pow-pow-pow-pow.
I looked up and smiled. "Oh, hi Scar." Pow. I gave Tucker one final punch and dropped him. "Your turn. ^^"
Tucker: O_o So much abuse. By the way, what did my chimera rip off?
(Whispers it in his ear) X3
Tucker: O_O"
Oh, I can't think of a good state alchemist name, could some reviewers think of one for me? ^^
Tucker: The Sadistic Alchemist? O_O
I didn't ask you, Tucker. -.-
Review! ^^
