Oh boy, I'm loving this story by the minute. Got to see some of my classmates while registering at my school so I'm in a cheery mood. But can you believe the day I've had?? On my dear old adventure and I'm sure Kanna and Natsume would agree that it was a disgusting site. My mom and I found a dead beaver or raccoon or something that looked like a beaver, on the side of the road while on our long walk to the hospital. Never again will I walk! I only walked because of the darn bees chasing me. _

Warning: Definitely some swearing and a shounen-ai scene, but nothing else!

Disclaimer: You're sadly mistaken if you thought I owned this interesting series of manga and anime.


It's been two days since my great transformation and I was beginning to wonder what some of the girls had been talking about. They talk about some of the weirdest things that a guy would never talk about. A thing that only girls had happen to them that guys could never understand and probably wouldn't want to experience at all. Just the thought of it made my skin crawl. Hinata, my new best friend and would soon become Kiba's girlfriend, was nice enough to explain to me what the other girls were talking about. Since I was pretending, I had to tell them that I was a late bloomer.

The mission was going all good and well. Until the stupid bastard that called me a dumb blonde kept making moves on me not to mention in public! His attitude is all that drives me insane especially that cocky smile of his. It had been burned into my brain that this man was no ordinary high school student and would surely want to play games with people like me. I was constantly watching for him and hoping he wouldn't make any funny moves or say something in front of everyone.

"Takahashi, want to share some of my rice balls?" I grinned at the request that Hinata had made and grabbed one from her box slowly, letting her know I wasn't hungry enough to eat a cow.

"Thanks!" I replied and bit into it.

The cafeteria had been as busy as a pizza restaurant and had students crawling for food. It amazed me that no one in the line up had gotten trampled on. Although the classes were the same and boring time of the day, lunch was really something to look forward to. My worst dream had come true. Uchiha Sasuke, the bastard that I've hated for only two days and had gotten me this upset, had actually changed all his classes and began taking the same course I had been taking!

I tried hard not to let that little comment he said get to me but it agitated me to no end. I felt like I had no chance at finishing the mission. But I couldn't give up now, not after all that I've been through. The humility of dressing up as a girl was not so bad now that I'm sort of in a girl's shoes. Which I was, literally. Kiba has been so persistent and is always asking all kinds of questions that it was hard to hear any of them. I took a drink from my juice box when something small hit the back of my head. I looked back and saw the demon standing before me.

"Stupid jerk, get lost! And don't ever come near me!" Without thinking, I aimed my juice box straight at him and squirted until there was nothing left.

All the girls at the table were shocked to see the ever-so-great Uchiha, wet from one little juice box. His eyes sort of slanted at me and I got the feeling he wasn't going to let this situation go. I gazed around at the guys and girls who were in the cafeteria and wondered why they looked so shocked just from seeing a guy get rejected from a girl. I saw Kiba three tables down from me and saw him waving for me to come over. I smiled lightly and excused myself from the table of girls and ran to the table that Kiba was at.

"Only two days and you're screwing things up!" I pouted angrily and sat down next to him.

"I'm not screwing up, if I was, I wouldn't know that Hinata's favourite colour was purple" I stared at the bastard that dared to throw something at my head when I wasn't looking while chatting with my friend.

"R-really?"

"Yes, now if you don't mind I'd like ten yen for this small information"

"You ass, I saved your butt how many times? And this is the thanks I get! Getting ripped off from you doing me a favour!"

"Hmm…I feel kind of hot with this wig on my head, I think I should take it off now…" I was about to reach for the wig until Kiba's hands grabbed my arms and pulled them down.

"Alright, but stop causing a scene with the Uchiha kid. It's bad enough my friend is dressing up like a girl"

"I never caused it, he did. Stupid moron deserves this kind of treatment for calling me a dumb blonde"

"You know, I once heard that if you're really thinking of what the person said to you, it means you like them" My face turned red from what I had just heard my friend say.

"If you ever mention that saying again, I'll personally embarrass you in front of Hinata. Don't think I won't just cause you're my best friend. I hate that idiot and couldn't care less what he had to say!" I pounded my fist on the table and left without another word being said.

I drooped my head low, making it look like I was hurt by Kiba, just in case there were any watchers. While walking the girl strut, I kept feeling that I wasn't the only one walking these halls. Although there could be a bunch of people behind me just further down, but I had the distinct feeling that they were following me. Scared and angry at the same time that someone would follow me, I panicked and hurried toward the nearest girl's washroom.

As my steps quickened their pace, the feet behind me also started walking fast. The fast walking soon turned into a run. I was known for my speed during gym activities but whoever this guy was behind me was also a pretty good runner to be catching up with my pace of running. I stopped to catch my breath, afraid that the sweat on my forehead would drip down to my cheeks and wash the cover up away. I wiped my forehead and looked back to see the grinning Uchiha standing behind me once again.

'This guy…he's not even sweating!' I thought to myself while the man's eyes softened just a bit.

"You're a pretty good runner. No wonder I like stalking you"

"Y-you WHAT?" The man was laughing to himself like he had just made a funny.

"That's right. I stalk you" But this was a bad sign of stalking me. If he found out who I really was, he was sure to tell everyone.

"Well stop it. I don't need some commenting goofball to stalk me! I'd rather choose an axe murder over you any day!" Proud of myself, I walked away with pride.

"What if I refuse to stop?"

'Wh-what the…how the hell did he get in front of me so fast?!' Was all that I could think before he did the most disgusting thing in the entire universe.

His lips moved closer to mine and as far as I could tell, my legs were somehow too weak to even move an inch away from the man. His closed eyes and his lips all looked so…surprisingly dreamy and I felt trapped. I snapped my head sideways hoping he would give up on the stupid move but he refused to give up and planted a kiss on my cheek. My eyes snapped open with shock.

"If you tense up too much, you'll get grey hairs" I drew my hands into fists and raised one of them to his face but nothing interacted.

I blinked in surprise at my own hand and wondered why there was water in my eyes. I dropped the hand that I was about to use on the Uchiha and wiped the water with my fingers. What the hell could I be possibly crying about?! This definitely wasn't me. I covered my mouth with my hands and continued to cry over something that I never knew what it was. Sasuke stared at me in shock but didn't even move to get out of the way so that I could go into the girl's stall.

"God, I was just kidding, stop acting like such a little girl" I stopped my crying and punched Sasuke in the face.

"You jerk!" I stuck my tongue out at him and ran off, leaving the injured man alone with his new black eye.


A/n: Interesting isn't it?? SAY YES DAMMIT !!! Well hope to hear from you readers soon ^^