Haruno Sakura:
Konoha: A lovely place where I reside with my friends and team…or though there do seem to be a whole lot of perverts, sick people and idiots residing in Konoha I have noticed.
Hokage: A well respectful woman, my master who taught me everything…can be found sleeping at her desk or at a bar and casinos' living it up like there's no tomorrow and still manages to keep everyone and everything in line. GO TSUNADE SHISHOU!
Sanin: Three legendary and well respected Ninja, currently Naruto, Sasuke Kun and I was Jiraiya the toad sage, Tsunade The Slug princess and Orochimaru the snake master-who is also a suspected Pedi File. (See Also: Michael Jackson)
Tsunade: My Master taught me everything from Medic Jutsu; Super strength refined my chakra to where the best casinos are who's easiest to get money off of and which shots go best with sake truly an idol. (See Also: Super Kunochi)
Jiraiya: Naruto's master, total hermit wrote Ichu Ichu taught Naruto everything he knows…and I'm not talking about jutsu -.- (See Also: Ichu Ichu)
Orochimaru: Sasuke's Master total Pedi file need I say more?
Uzumaki Naruto: Konoha's most unpredictable ninja: Like a brother to me, even if he is loud and a bit of a pervert…but not everyone's perfect right? Sasuke: Yes they are I am. Sakura: Oh Sasuke honey…you're on the couch! Sasuke: I hate you Naruto! *trips* DAM YOU THE LOG! Sakura: anyway soon to be Hokage proud that he finally made it.
Uchiha Sasuke: Cockatoo butt hair: Currently dating me, trained under Orochimaru and unfortunately like Naruto and I did pick up a bad habit from his master but thankfully it was one that isn't Pedi filish...well ok I suppose popping up out of no where is Pedi filish but still that's what he picked up. Even if he thinks other wise Naruto and I know he loves Ichu Ichu. (See Also: Newtons law)
Sai: Social retard: Love the kid and all but seriously enough with penis insults it's like every ten seconds 'random generic penis insult'…I wonder if he's compensating.(See Also: Social retards and how to deal)
Yamato: Dating Kakashi Sensei which is really cute…not that I'm a closet Yaoi fan or anything *cough cough* or though I feel slightly bad to have to use Kakashi's Infamous act of disappearing on him all the time…but hey I figure guy makes enough money and the make up sex with him and Kakashi clearly would make it all better…not that I spy or anything…. (See Also: Yaoi)
Hatake Kakashi: Copy Nin: Note: Christmas present is a watch! Also must formulate new plan to see what under his mask…could trade Yamato pictures of him and Kakashi for a picture of Kakashi's face…hmmm? Always had Ichu Ichu in hand and anything to do with time is totally lost on him If Kakashi does arrive on time: Something is seriously wrong could be either bad relating to a village or bad relating to your personal life frankly the latter is more scary.
Team 7: been through many hardships together but that's what makes us so strong wouldn't change us for anything. *INNER SAKURA* CHA! But you know it's so full of Social retards, loud mouths and men who are more girly then Ino, But think of all the Yaoi goodness.
Hyuuga Hinata: You go girlfriend! Finally got Naruto hooked its funny how she has so much control over him and he's none the wiser. Will admit her fainting skills are perfection sure at first it was because of shyness but now it's just as full proof as Kakashi's infamous act of disappearing.
Aburame Shino: Nice guy, quiet reserved but umm the bugs are a little of… no offence.
Inuzaka Kiba: AKA Dog breath: No more shall be said on this topic other then he is currently dating Kankuro (which has supplied blood nose worthy pictures CHA!)
Yamanaka Ino: Village no1 gossip: sure she's my best friend and all but seriously girl there called secrets for a reason…and wow her and Chouji that was unexpected understatement but anyway moving on NOTE: remember to ask Ino for those flowers for the tea…those aphrodisiac ones. (See Also: Kunochi + Seduction= Results)
Akimichi Chouji: Dating Ino, nice guy really sweet total opposite of Ino. (See Also: Opposites attract theory)
Nara Shikamaru: My silent rival or though I will never admit…how dare her be smarter then me I was getting higher test scores then everybody in the academy including Ino-Pig and Sasuke Kun! Total lazy arse dating Temari Note: remember to get Temari's note's on keeping men in line in next months meeting…I mean 'girls night in'
Rock Lee: nice kid but…EWW AS IF I WOULD TAP THAT…thankfully I don't have to Ayame took care of that job for us (nice girl who lives in the village)
Hyuuga Neji: total tight arse I swear he's got a stick up his arse or something…I don't know what our Tenten see's in that boy…or though must get her to tell me the name of his Shampoo.
Tenten: Kick arse girl, good friend of mine, says us women should learn more about weapons there good on and off the battle field if you catch my drift. (See Also: 'apparently Tenten's into S&M)
Sabako no Gaara: total hot emo eye liner wearing bishi Kyaaa and it's so cute when he goes out with Sai, who knew that two social retards found love in one another…*dreamy sigh*
Kankuro: Dating Kiba = Choice pictures need I say more? (See Also: EBay prices for pictures)
Temari: Look up to her a lot, great Kunochi, great woman…great man handler Lmaoo must get her notes they are essential also learn that fan dance for umm later *cough cough*
Yaoi: a very sexy act between two sexy bishi Note: try to get Sasuke and Naruto together one night chat with Hinata for details.
Social retards and how to deal: Simply when one is faced with a social retard simply smile and tell them anything under the sun as long as you call it advice warning: this only works if the person is aware they are a social retard and if you don't like them. On the other hand don't let them learn through psychology books that just equals a bad idea.
Super kunochi's: simple. We prove woman can survive in this world we hold it up, we look like were full of emotional baggage but that's just all an act to get the sensitive side of a man out for that extra sexiness.
Kunochi + Seduction = results: simple ninja skills and a hot out fit will equal results where and when needed.
Newton's law/opposites attract theory:Every point mass attracts every other point mass by a force pointing along the line intersecting both points. The force is directly proportional to the product of the two masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between the point masses: This referrers to gravity yea? THEN WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO SASUKE'S HAIR! When they were passing out said law was he away or something (probably angsting in a corner) Now I'm also pretty sure this applies to opposites attract right? Yea I didn't get it either it just kind of fit I mean think about it Naruto & Hinata = Quiet shy, Loud and outspoken WTF? Do you get it now?
Ichu Ichu: a lovely book full of many ideas must slip Naruto a few pictures for inspiration.
Michael Jackson: Pedi file related to Orochimaru possibly his master suspected but still unknown.
Apparently Tenten's into S&M:
Tenten +S&M = Neji in a saddle
Neji in a saddle/Tenten's
influence = Idea's for us girls.
And thus we have the answer to our equation.
animeOCD: well I hope you all enjoyed C: it was fun to write :3
