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Happy Birthday Fred and George (April 1st)

Yay! Short chapter (sorry I've been busy). But I still need a girl prankster, so review and tell me; what is she like.

21) I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.

"My Lord, the post is here."

"Excellent, what is there today Wormtail?"

"Bills, threatening letters, a cheque from Lucius and a letter from Hogwarts."

At this Voldemort straitened up. "Has Dumbledore finally decided to give me the Defence post?"

"No," said that pathetic excuse for a human, Wormtail, holding the letter at arms length. "It's from the Weasley twins."

Voldemort leapt behind the sofa. "What is it?" he asked apprehensively.

Peter opened the package as though it might explode, which it could have knowing Fred and George, and replied.

"It's a letter."

Handing the letter to his master, Peter waited respectfully in his corner until he was done reading.

After twenty minutes of Voldemort staring, silently at the parchment; Wormtail decided to risk speaking.

"My lord?" he asked hesitantly.

"Well that's just rubbish," snapped His Evilness, throwing the paper away.

"What is it my lord?" asked the former Scabbers.

"They've sent me a list for Evil Overlord, like I need it"

Wormtail remained silent. It was dangerous to interrupt Voldie while he in the Zone.

"What's worse is the idiotic suggestions on it. Like 'I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."' Who would do that. I must be the one to kill the boy. It is the only way. That's why 'If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.' makes no sense. I'm the leader of the Death Eaters, I must kill Potter to become invincible. And if 'My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.' well where's the fun in that? My Death Eater masks add atmosphere to our attacks. Everyone knows them, everyone them. But this - this is the worst, 'I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.' SNAKES ARE THE BEST, MOST AWESOME CREATURES EVER! Why else would they be the symbol of slytherin?"

At this point the Dark Lord started to hyperventilate. Peter, fearing his master's already terrible breathing problems (having no nose can be a real problem), decided to intervene before things got too out of hand.

"Master they where probably just trying to get too you."

"You're right," said Moldy-Shorts sighing. "But there are some good suggestions on here like this one, 'I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so.' I must insist all Death Eater do this from now on."

"Of course My Lord."

Years later, as Wormtail was trying to strangle Potter the magic hand Voldemort had given him kept acting up. He-who-has-many-names would make sure his servant would keep his promise till the end.

22) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Grow.

"Fred, George why did you place Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Grow?"

"Because he put his goblet down next to the similar goblet of Skele-Grow we were using to act out Harry Potter's life story."

"Did you need to use real Skele-Grow?"

"We want to make the play feel authentic."

Professor McGonagall buried her face in her hands when a sudden thought occurred to her.

23) -I will not replace Madame Pomfrey's Skele-Grow with pumpkin juice

"Did you say that there were two goblets?"

"Yes Mum."

"So if Prof. Snape got the Skele-Grow does that mean madame Pomfrey got the pumpkin juice?"

"Yes Mum."

24) -It was not an honest mistake.

"I'm sorry Professor was an honest mistake!"

"It was an honest mistake Weasley. Saturday night my office both of you detention"

With that Professor McGonagall slamed the door to her office so hard the windows rattled.

25) I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt.

"George? What are you doing?"

"Housekeeping."

"Is that - Is that my Firebolt!?"

"Yep."

"Why are you using my Firebolt?!"

"It's a broom, isn't it? "

Sorry it late and short but I had a ton of homework then yesterday my Uncle died in an accident. I mean I didn't really know him, I've only met him a handful of times but still (Actually I might have cried more over Dumbledore, Fred, Lupin and Tonks so far but wait till it hits me). Anyway review, please, give me ideas for my girl prankster or tell me what you think. Also feel free to PM me about anything. Love you all, stay safe ~Amy


"To the well organized mind,

death

is but the next great

ADVENTURE"

-Albus Dumbledore

Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone

J.K. Rowling