FROM: Fox "proudmccloud"

TO: Falco "punkrock83"

SUBJECT: RE: why do I have to type a subject in this thing

First of all, do NOT use Urgent Priority in your emails again. Ever. I haven't even been gone a day, and the only crisis I'm hearing about is you.

Here's a news flash, Falco. I DON'T CARE about your crisis! It was our first morning together, and my computer's alarm went off. We have to keep it open at night so we don't miss any important messages. Do you know how freaked out she was? She was about to call for an emergency clearance back to the base until we saw THIS in my inbox.

MCLOUD!

Why did you have to go away now! I need you back here. Havent you
two shacked up already! the actions gonna wind down at some point you
know. its not like she married farmer brown for his prized cock if you
know what i mean.

Did you know you sent that to EVERY PILOT on the freaking payroll? Next time, find my name in the list. Don't click "Send to All" unless you're comfortable making a jackass out of yourself, which you are.

Don't send stuff Urgent Priority again unless my life depends on it. I don't want the entire Cornerian Defense Force thinking me and Krys are total sluts.

~ Fox