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To Annoy The Cullens

By: Alunamai and AnimeAngel41

Chapter Three: Things to Annoy Edward Cullen With Pt. 3

51 Whine until he gives you what you want (immortality… duh)

52 Sing the worst country songs known to man

53 Make him watch Hannah Montana…

54 If he likes that tell him he's Billy Ray Cyrus

55 Tell him Billy Ray Cyrus married Bella

56 If he starts to yell and scream… laugh… maniacally

57 Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…. Like that!

"What the bloody hell are you going on about?" He yells from where he's tied to a chair.

"Your demise… we have planted Volturi approved annoyances all over Volterra…"

"Why?"

"You left Bella… duh."

"But I came back…"

"After she saved you."

58 Make him listen the Ketchup Song By Las Ketchup.

59 And have Bella dance to it.

"I'm not dancing to that… I'll kill my self."

"Maybe he'll be forced to change you!"

60 Make him wear a tu tu

61 And then take pictures of said tu tu and then post it on my space

62 Lock him in a room with Aluna's Cat Shadow… he would go nuts cause the thing never stops meowing!

"You wouldn't?"

"We would."

62 Make him watch some one tear apart his precious Mr. Keys (aka his piano)

"I did not name my piano, Mr. Keys."

"Sure you didn't."

63 Sing the "I know a song that gets on every bodies nerves." Until he explodes

64 Make him listen to Diana Ross and The Supremes (Not to be confused with Nelson Mandela and the Supremes… please do not ask… it was long long day when that happened.)

65 Sing out of tuned

66 break his stereo

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MRS. SPIN ME AROUND!"

"Mrs. Spin me around?" Bella asked looking between Edward and the stereo. "Should I be jealous?"

"Should I be jealous of You and David Bowie?"

67 Have David Bowie appear out of thin air and tell him he should be and then have him kiss Bella.

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Bella screamed. "I have half a mind to kill you!"

68 lock him in a room with Jake

69 tell him he has to walk around the house naked

"It will never happen." Edward said as we backed him into a wall.

"We'll see about that!" we answered him.

70 Dance

71 Have Richard Simmons appear out of nowhere and have him get Edward to work out with him

72 Have Mr. Simmons try to kiss Edward

73 Kill Bella

74 Kidnap Mr. Keys

75 Make him watch horrible vampire movies that are not rated as good and that suck…

"I think that should do for now… I think we should give him a slight break from being annoyed… for now." Aluna said as she stopped typing.

"Until next time." Anime angel agreed. "We will finish his punishment next time."

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