I credit this whole story to the wackiest sister in the world; My sister... XD She came up with the entire idea, and now I shall never write my stories on paper again...
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Now, if Chris Kratt, was going to ever tell you the weirdest thing that happened to his brother, it would be this story.
Actually, if you asked, the whole Tech team including Kitty and Survivor, would say this story was the weirdest thing that happened to Martin Kratt too...
Well, this story isn't exactly that long, so, this chapter should be the only one. But, even with one chapter, it's still quite funny;
Martin Kratt was taking out boxes from the garage of the Tortuga, and loading them into the Createrra. He had lost the coin flip against Chris; which was deciding who would take out the trash, and drive to the local recycling centers and junkyard.
It was actually over all not a terrible job, considering Martin was able to go through all the old prototypes Aviva had thrown away, and even some other cool stuff.
"You always can find out a lot about people, by looking through their trash..." Martin said laughing to himself.
Well, he was about done loading boxes, and only had one more to do, which was a larger box, filled with many old papers that were going to the recycling center.
The box was terribly heavy, since paper is much heavier then one could picture, when it is stacked and pressed together.
"C'mon Martin, you can do this..." Martin grumbled to himself as he worked on lifting the box up, and heading over to the gang plank that lead out of the Tortuga.
Martin got to the first step of going down, and he ended up tripping, and tumbling the whole way down with the box. The contents in the box, spilled everywhere on the ground.
Martin groaned and lay on his back. His head really hurt, and he knew he must've hit it pretty hard on the way down. When he sat up, and looked around, the first thing he noticed was all the paper everywhere.
And that's when, something just snapped in his brain.
A few hours later, Kitty was searching high and low for Martin, and couldn't find him anywhere. She looked from one end of the Tortuga, to the other, but there was no sign of him.
She ended up going to Chris, who was having his own problems at the moment.
"Hey Chris, have you seen Martin anywhere by any chance?" Kitty asked.
Chris shook his head, as he went through his binder, "No, I haven't... But have you seen any of my notebook paper?" He held up his empty binder, which Kitty knew was usually filled with notes and stuff.
"Um, no, I haven't seen any of your paper..." Kitty said blinking.
"Well, maybe Martin knows, so, we'd better find him..." Chris said taking a deep breath.
So, they both headed to the main control room.
"Let's see if he's in here..." Chris said as he pushed on the door.
"But, I've already looked in here... he wouldn't be-" Kitty stopped in the middle of her sentence, and her eyes widened upon looking inside the room.
Chris followed her gaze, and looked inside the room as well, his mouth dropped open.
The room was covered in paper by the dozens. Papers were piled a few feet high on the floor, and some floated around in the air, as they fell down.
In the middle of the room, was a small hill of paper, and on the top, was Martin.
"What the heck-..." Chris started, eyes wide, not able to finish what he was saying.
"Dear lord..." Kitty said blinking, as she stared up at Martin.
Martin seemed to be enjoying himself quite a lot, as he sat on top of the pile, throwing paper about, humming a little.
"Martin, what the heck are you doing?" Chris asked, walking in, and picking up a piece of paper.
Martin acted as if he didn't notice the question, but, he did notice Chris pick up a piece of his paper. And with a loud growl, Martin jumped from his pile and pounced on Chris.
And soon, Martin had the piece of paper back, and ran back up to the top of the pile hissing.
Kitty helped Chris of the floor, and they both exchanged confused, wide eyed glances.
Kitty blinked, "Martin, are you alright?"
Martin nodded, and in a cheerful tone he answered, "I'm better then alright! I have paper!" and with that, he tossed some more paper in the air.
"... okay..." Chris said slowly, giving his brother a weird look.
"Um... okay, Martin has lost it." Kitty said simply.
"Lost what? DID I LOSE ANY OF MY PAPER? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNOOO !" Martin started screaming and running around.
(Brief moment to show you Chris and Kitty's expression's; O_O 0_0)
Kitty and Chris then screamed as well, and ran out of the room locking the door.
Chris was breathing really hard, and Kitty was practically frozen, "Zach definitely got to Martin some how! HE JUST HAD TO!" Chris said quickly, quite frightened.
"No, no, Zach just deals with robots and robot animals! He couldn't have done this! Maybe Donita did something?" Kitty said eyes still wide.
"What's Donita going to do? Dress him up? It can't be her! Maybe Gourmand fed him something?" Chris said running his hand through his hair.
"When has Gourmand ever walked up to our front door and offered us something to eat?" Kitty asked, raising one eyebrow.
"You're right..." Chris said slowly, "We have to bring Martin to Aviva, to see if she knows what to do."
Kitty nodded, "Good idea, you keep Martin in one place, I'll get Aviva!" and before Chris could object she ran down the hall.
Chris gulped, and unlocked the door. He peeked through the crack, and saw his brother still sitting on the paper pile, chewing on a piece of paper, going, "Nom, nom, nom."
Chris took a deep breath as he entered the room, "Um, hi Martin... what ya doing there?"
"None of your beeswax..." Martin said, scooting around so he wasn't facing Chris.
Chris sighed, "Can you come down, from your little... er... hill of paper?"
"NEVER!" Martin shouted standing up, "I AM PAPER KING! ALL MUST OBEY ME!"
"Ah!" Chris said backing up, "Easy there!"
"NEVER!" Martin shouted again, pointing his finger at Chris, "ATTACK!"
Chris was suddenly pelted by paper air planes, then pounced on by his brother, "AHHH! MARTIN GET OFF ME!"
"NEVER!" Martin shouted again victoriously.
"Aviva, I'm telling you! He's acting CRAZY!" Kitty said as she dragged Aviva down the hall towards the door.
Jimmy and Koki were following, also very curious at Kitty's story.
"I don't know Kit... doesn't Martin already act a little... crazy?" Koki asked.
"Not like this..." Kitty said as they got there, and she open the door. They all gasped to see the paper, and Martin strangling Chris.
"Help... ME!" Chris made out the best he could.
"Chris!" Aviva and the others called out, as they ran over and pried Martin away from CK.
"Chris are you alright?" Koki asked, as she held down Martin, with Jimmy and Kitty.
Chris dusted himself off, "Yeah, but my brother has gone NUTS!"
"Obviously..." Jimmy mumbled as he tried to hold Martin's arms down.
"Do you think you can help him Aviva?" Kitty asked.
"I'm not a doctor, but I think I can try and figure something out..." Aviva said, sighing as she went over to Martin and examined him.
Martin didn't like that he was being held down, so, he squirmed, screamed and bit Jimmy.
"Owowowowow!" Jimmy said running around holding his hand, "What if he has rabies?"
"Unknown." Koki answered simply.
Aviva finally took a step back, and looked at Chris, "Well, he has a bump on his head. But, that's all I could find."
Chris blinked, "A bump?"
"Yeah, it looks like he fell and hit his head." Aviva answered.
"He hit it pretty well if you ask me..." Jimmy grumbled, sitting down and rubbing his hand.
Chris snapped his fingers, "That has to be why he's acting like this!"
"What do we do then?" Kitty asked.
"Well, we could always throw him down the stairs..." Koki suggested. Everyone just looked at her weirdly, "What? It was just an idea."
"I couldn't do that to my brother..." Chris said slowly.
"Me neither..." Kitty answered, "Unless he made me angry." What everyone didn't notice, was that Martin had escaped from their grip, and had picked up 13 sheets of paper.
And with one blow, he ripped them all over Kitty's head.
Kitty was taken back for a second, but once she realized what Martin had did; she was mad.
"Oh that's it Martin Kratt, YOU'RE GOING DOWN THOSE STAIRS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!" She yelled.
Aviva gulped, "Uh-"
"-Oh..." Chris finished.
"NEVER!" Martin screamed as he dove into the paper. But, Kitty dived right after him, and dragged him out in a matter of seconds.
Next thing Chris and the Tech team knew, was that Kitty was tossing Martin out the front door.
They all rush to stand beside her, and then looked at Martin, who was on the ground, knocked out.
"YOU KILLED HIM!" Chris screamed.
"No, she didn't... but she might of made him go back to normal..." Aviva said.
"At least let's hope so..." Koki said, as Martin sat up slowly and groaned.
"Ugh, my head..." Martin said slowly, "Why does it feel like I was thrown off the Eiffel tower?" he then looked up at his friends, "Wha? Why are all of you standing there staring at me?"
The tech team sighed that he was back to normal.
"Um... you wouldn't believe us if we told you..." Chris answered his brother as he went over and helped him up.
Jimmy went over to Martin, just to test something, "Hey Marty... want some... PAPER?" he said putting a sheet of paper right in front of Martin's face.
Martin blinked, and pushed away the piece of paper, "Er... no thank you, and why? And don't call me Marty. Ever."
Jimmy sighed, "He's back."
OH! Wasn't that weirdly funny? Or awkwardly funny at least?
If you laughed at all, blame my sister. She made this up.
And along with all the other random and funnies, this chapter doesn't fit with any of the other chapters, nor does it actually seem to mean anything.
Oh well.
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