This Can't Be Happening

A/N: Hello, people! Triforcelord here with my most popular story! Now, I would like to thank all of you who have favorited/alerted this story. It means a lot to me that you guys like my story this much. And somebody asked me how old they were in this fic. They are both as old as they were after Naruto finished his elemental training. Now, let's get rollin!

This Can't Be Happening Chapter Three: Private Health Class: Naruto Style

When Naruto woke up inn the morning, he was wondering why somebody had taken down his wonderful posters of ramen and put up these pictures of himself. He sure didn't do it. What kind of psycho would put up pictures of him on their bedroom wall?

He then looked down, and it all came rushing back to him. He and Hinata had switched bodies. He remembered about the blood that had came out of Hinata's area. He decided to tell her when he saw her again today.

Just as Naruto finished getting dressed, the hardest part for him being figuring out how to put a bra on, Hinata's cousin, Neji, also one of Naruto's friends, came in.

"Hinata-sama, Hiashi-sama would like to see you." Neji said.

"Sure Neji, be right there." Naruto said cheerily. Neji looked at him like he had lost his mind, and Naruto remembered that he had to act like Hinata now.

"I-I mean, Th-thank you, N-Neji-nee-san, I w-will be there i-immediately." Naruto said, trying to mimic Hinata's shyness.

Neji was still confused, until he saw a small bit of blood on the bed. 'Ahh,' he thought, 'That would explain it.'

"Yes, be sure to be at Hiashi-sama's room in five minutes." Neji said. Naruto nodded.

As he was walking out the door, Neji remembered something. "Oh, and Hinata-sama?"

"Y-yes?" Naruto asked, wondering what else Neji wanted.

"Don't forget to take your pills." Neji said, and with that, he walked out the door to his room.

'What pills?" Naruto wondered. He decided to ask Hinata about it when he saw her later today.

After Neji left, Naruto breathed a sigh of relief. 'Hinata's own cousin didn't find me out! I'm awesome! Wait, does this mean… I make a good girl! NOOO! I don't want that!' Naruto eventually calmed himself down enough to go see Hiashi. He looked calmly, oh so calmly, at the clock. It told him that he only had one minute until he had to meet with Hinata's father.

Again, it seemed like there was a Blue Flash racing down the hallways of the Hyuuga estate. Everybody he passed was surprised to see the Hyuuga heiress going that fast. They then put it aside with the thought that "she" was probably going to stalk Naruto. Again.

Naruto knocked on Hiashi's door with just a few seconds to spare. "Come in." A voice, probably Hiashi's, said.

Naruto entered the Hyuuga leader's study, thinking that he was probably the only non-Hyuuga to enter this room and hopefully walk out alive. Still, he was a bit nervous about what Hiashi wanted to talk to him about. Maybe he found out. 'Well, if that's the case, Hinata probably won't be getting her body back. Well, except maybe in a box.' Naruto thought. He was so wrapped up in thinking about what kind of box Hinata would like to be buried in he didn't realize that Hiashi was talking to him.

"Hinata, sit down please." Hiashi said kindly.

'Maybe a light purple one? No, that's too plain.' Naruto thought.

"Hinata, sit down please." Hiashi said, a little more forcefully.

'Or maybe one with cute little puppies on it? Wait did I just think that?'

"Hinata, sit down!"

'Sheesh, what's wrong with me! I spend not even a day in Hinata's body, and loo-'

"SIT DOWN NOW, GIRL, BEFORE I FORBID YOU FROM STALKING NARUTO EVER AGAIN!"

…'-k at me, I'm having all these weird thoughts. I wonder if it's just a girl's body thing.' Naruto finally stopped his train of thought, having been completely oblivious to Hiashi's outbursts, and said, "Y-you wanted to see me, F-father?"

Hiashi, who now had a tick mark going on his forehead, was about to give his "daughter" the worst punishment of her life, but then remembered something. 'Is it her time?' Hiashi thought to himself, 'Yes, I think it is. That would explain why she is acting like this.' With these thoughts, Hiashi calmed himself down enough to talk with his "daughter" about this serious subject.

"Now, Hinata, you are starting to grow up now, and become a young woman." Hiashi said. Naruto was starting to get worried now. He wasn't about to get the talk, was he?

"It is time for you to learn about-" Please don't say the body, please don't say the body, "- marriage." Naruto breathed a sigh of relief. That is, until Hiashi said his next statement. "Hinata, you are going to start looking for a spouse." Hiashi finished.

There was a pause, then…" WHHAAAAT!" Naruto said, freaking out. Seeing that Hiashi looked very surprised at "Hinata's" outburst, Naruto quickly said, "S-sorry, Father."

Hiashi sweatdropped and said, "Now, I see that you are very surprised by this,-" 'A little too surprised.' He thought, - "But I assure you, you will enjoy it once you have found a spouse. Once you find a young man that you are truly in love with, you shall bring him to me for inspe- I mean, dinner, and I shall judge him from there. That is all, you may go." Hiashi finished.

'Oh, thank Kami.' Naruto thought. "Y-yes, Father." He said out loud, not really knowing what else to say, and he walked out of the door to go meet Hinata.

Hiashi was thinking deeply about his daughter's behavior. 'She was acting a little off, even for her period.' Hiashi thought, 'She didn't even blush once during the entire conversation. Hmmmm, I shall have to look into this matter.' And, with those thoughts in mind, Hiashi went to confer with Neji, thinking that maybe he knew something about this.

Naruto, meanwhile, had just arrived at Hinata and his prearranged meeting place: the front of the Academy. Luckily, school was out, so there were no children to bother them.

Hinata walked up a little later, looking flustered and embarrassed.

"Hi, Hinata, what took you so long?" Naruto asked.

Hinata just blushed deeper, thinking about her having to flirt with Sakura, another girl, and decided to not tell Naruto about it.

"I-it was nothing. H-how has your time been s-so far?" Hinata asked, hoping that it wasn't as bad as hers had been.

So Naruto promptly explained all about his time acting as her, from his night to the talk with Hiashi. He felt like he was forgetting something though.

"I-I have to get m-married!" Hinata yelled, shocked and cursing her luck that this had come up now, of all times.

It was then that Naruto remembered what he had forgotten. "Oh, and Hinata." Hinata looked up, still lamenting her bad luck. "There was some blood coming out of your middle area yesterday night. I didn't do anything to hurt your body though, I promise!" Naruto said, hoping that Hinata wouldn't get mad at him.

Hinata promptly passed out. When she awakened, she gave Naruto a certain talk that completely shattered his precious, long-held innocence, and Naruto didn't get to sleep that night, fearing what he was going to dream.

A/N: So, how was that, huh? By the way, as I'm writing this, my Internet is busted, so it might be a while until this chapter comes up. Just letting you guys know why I'm so late. Please Read and Review. Triforcelord, out!