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I was just to lazy to upload...


Kagome dragged herself back to camp, feeling oddly weary after her bath in the stream. It was lonely, and just a little bit eerie without Shippo or Sango with her. Although, she did find a rather adorable frog that had been leaping around...

She shrugged, and stepped into the fire's light, wincing at how it seared her retina's. Ah-Un looked up from where he sat and chirped a greeting

"Hello handsome." She cooed from afar, placing her dirty clothes in her bag. She padded over to where Rin slept, and pulled the edge of her sleeping bag a tad higher from where it had ridden low. She glanced around, noting that the brothers were still sniffing around for Naraku's scent, and Kirara, Sango, and Miroku were still gone sweeping the skies for any sign of the spider's presence.

She pouted. It wasn't exactly fair to leave her alone like this. Sure she was relatively untrained but she was a miko! She could handle herself! She was still pouting as she settled herself next to Ah-Un, cuddling up to the big two-headed dragon that sniffed her hair curiously.

"It's so quiet, ne?" she addressed her only companion(s). The dragon's only reply was the odd little snort it gave, it's eyes crossing in confusing as one nibbled on strands of hair and the other gave tentative licks to the back of her neck. She giggled at the raspy feel on her skin, and the tug on her hair.

"Hey," she complained, laughing merrily, "That tickles-!"

Ah-Un shot to his feet, and without any warning, bowled over the unsuspecting miko, trapping her in between his front legs, letting out a terrible, ear-splitting roar.

"What's wrong?" she shouted, panic making her heart race. She attempted to twist free, and flinched as the movement made her head pound. The two-heads continued their noise, locking her into place. She tilted her head back, trying to view the clearing while up-side down. In a flurry of motion, two heads of silver hair blurred into the clearing.

"What the fuck is going on here, wench?" Inuyasha growled, sheathing his father's fang when he saw no attacker. Sesshomaru was before her in a blur of movement, and she watched in confusion as Ah began to whine to his master in a flurry of panicked clicks while his brother was roughly licking her cheek.

"Miko, what is-" Sesshomaru began, but then his nose twitched, eyes widening imperceptibly. Kagome squeaked as she was yanked from the ground, her body close enough to the daiyoukai to feel his body heat. which was actually quite stifling no that she thought about it, and she tried not to wiggle as her skin burned. Her breath caught when something wet rasped against the nape of her neck. Her face felt like it was on fire. Oh Sweet Kami, the Killing Perfection, Inuyasha's older brother, Sessho-freaking-maru was licking her!

"Spider Venom." He spat, and Inuyasha (who hadn't seen his brother's rather interesting display) took a deep drag off air, his own eyes widening comicall.

"F-F-Fuck!" Inuyasha cussed, hovering around the duo uncertainty. "Can you help her?" Inuyasha demanded.

"Inuyasha? What are you talking about?" She asked, thoroughly confused. Ugh her head was killing her...

"Miko, it seems that you are the only woman in all of Japan stupid enough to go swimming in a river full of corosive poison."

A beat of silence.

"WHAT?!"

Ah-Un gave off a high pitched whine.

"There are only two ways." Sesshomaru informed Inuyasha gravely, and Kagome's eye twitched. She was right there! They didn't need to talk like she was already dead! She opened her mouth to berate them (or at least Inuyasha), and with a terrifying shock, she realized that she couldn't move her mouth.

"This ones salvia counter-attacks the poison, seeing as I am of a higher caliber breed of poisonous creature."

"No!" Inuyasha rejected violently, face flushed, and Sesshomaru kept his face stoic. Kagome, on the other hand, was pretty sure her face was on fire. Oh God, Sesshomaru, licking her. Licking her. Naked flesh. Sesshomaru. Licking naked flesh. Her naked flesh!

Sesshomaru nodded eloquently, unperturbed.

"Option two it is then."

With the razor sharp claws of a predator, Sesshomaru slit his palm with ease.

Kagome fainted.


"The Hell are you doing?!"

"The miko must ingest this one's blood so that it may combat the poisons."

"...And the only other option is for you to lick the bitch clean?"

"Hn."

"Fine."

Hot.

Her skin was on fire, and she gave a gasp. It was like liquid miasma had been injected into her veins.

Her head was pounding, and her throat felt like the Sahara.

Dear Lord, I better be going to heaven for all of this crap.

A soft pressure on her lips, and then her head was tilted back, the cold clay dribbling something thick and coppery and warm.

Than the fire intensified, and she screamed, her lips coated in the warm copper.


"Is Mama going to be okay?"

"I'm sure Kagome-chan will be awake soon, Shippo-chan."

"Sesshomaru-sama will make Kagome-chan better, Rin promises!"

"Keh, shut up brats."

"Ma, ma, Inuyasha calm down, the children are only concerned for our lovely Kagome's health."

"Yah, Yah, Lecher..."

"Hmm...Inuyasha? Why is it that Kagome had to drink Sesshomaru-sama's blood?"

"Either that, or the bastard would have had to lick her clean."

"...Oh?"

"Monk, get that perverted look off your face."

"Is this true, Sesshomaru-sama?!"

"Hn."

"Lovely Sango, maybe if-"

"No."

"What if-"

"No."

"But-"

"HENTAI!"


When Kagome opened her eyes, she realized that the pain was gone, and the only feeling left was the ache in her body and the trembling in her muscles as she propped herself upright. Carefully, she extracted herself from Shippo's death grip on her hair, and with mild surprise, she untangled her finger's from Rin's.

They were in Kaede's hut, the tatami mat home to the group now sprawled out across it's floors in various positions, all in deep slumber, moonlight illuminating peeking in through the doorway. The elongated shadows it made, and the soft stirring of the breeze made for rather peaceful scene.

With a careful scan of the room, her eyes settled on a pair of hooded amber eyes that glinted ominously in the shadows. She wasn't surprised to see him awake. He was much like his brother, preferring to keep constant vigil over those in his protection.

"Thank you." she murmured quietly. giving a soft smile in return for the slow blink. than she settled down again between the children, clutching Shippo to her chest, fingers once again intertwined with Rin's.

She was asleep in an instant, leaving Sesshomaru alone to with his thoughts.

Ahahahaha sorry, an idea that wouldn't leave me alone...

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