CHAPTER 3

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"I'm gonna paint a pumpkin!"

"I'm gonna draw a kitty cat!"

"I'm going to spray paint the walls! And super glue all of the storage bins!"

(children stare at Oogie as he cackles evilly to himself)

"Okay kids! Art time! In you go! And PLEASE try to be good for once!"

Oogie: "oh we will."

(children take their seats as art teacher walks in)

"Hello all of my wonderful children! My name is moonbeam! I am going to be your joyful art teacher for the rest of the school year! How much fun you will in our happy time class room! Now before we begin I want to get to know all of my special children! Why don't we introduce ourselves, teehee!"

(awkward silence)

(jack coughs)

"Yo." (oogie raises hand) "The names oogie boogie. But you can just call meh…The Boogie Man."

(girls sigh dreamily and swoon)

teacher: "Alright then brother Boogie Man! And who are the rest of my wonderful students?"

"The names Jack!"

"Sally!"

"I'M THE MAYOR! …..WAIT.."

"MRGWA!"

"uhhh…."

"You may address me as Behemoth. Pumpkin caretaker might I add, oh hoho ho."

Teacher: "Okey pokey dokey than kiddos! Now its time for happy fingers! Take out some finger paint and paint away as I used to call it! Hehe! This way we can strengthen the deep bond we all share in our hearts! And release all of that pent up stress and free our minds!"

(paint starts flying across the room)

Teacher: O.o (glances over Oogie's shoulder) "Well….um. Oogie, that's very….creative!"

Oogie: "Isn't it though? I thought he'd look better if he had a bit of puss pouring out of his spleen though—"

Jack: "Check mine out! It's a jack-o-lantern!"

"Oh hippy skippy mittens Mr. Skellington! What a wonderfully amazing picture you've drawn!"

Sally: "MISS MOONBEAM LADY! OOGIE'S EATING ALL OF THE PAINT!"

Oogie: "am not." (wipes paint off face)

Moonbeam: "a good way to really feel that art Oogie!"

Oogie: "did you hear that sally? BUGGER OFF."

Teacher: "now is everyone done with their pictures?"

Oogie: "HOLD UP! HIS ARMS NOT ON THE RIGHT WAY!!!….wait its not supposed to be. NEVERMIND!"

Teacher: "………….Jack, why don't you show your picture to the class?"

(Jack holds up picture) "Mine stands for all things Halloween and how my dad is the king of pumpkins!"

Oogie: "I eat pumpkins."

Sally: "I think its bootiful jack!"

(children clap)

Teacher: Alright then anyone else?"

(mayor stands up from his desk) "This is me when I grow up! I want to be a mayor!"

Oogie: "The day you're the mayor is the day Tim Burton and Danny Elfman start making porn films together…."

Teacher: "NEXT! Please!!!"

(Sally giggles and stands up) "This is a picture of Jack and me when we grow up! See! We're gonna get married and I'm going to be a queen! And we're going to have twelve babies and live happily ever after! Teehee!"

Jack: "SWEET!"

Teacher: "Oogie, your turn…and please try to be reasonable."

(Oogie clears his throat, adjusts a bit of lose thread from his stitching, and then stands and holds his picture up with a proud grin)

(suddenly there's massive chaos in the classroom as children start screaming and gagging in their seats)

Oogie: "This is what I call 'The Future in the Boogie Man's Eyes'. Here we have the king…and jack…on the ground sleeping….yes, sleeping! And then my car crashes into their mansion which erupts into flames, and soon the whole town is on fire! And check out all of the dead bodies lyin around….all of the blood dripping like crimson wine from the impaled corpses---"

Teacher: "that's enough! You've disturbed the groovy balance of hippydom with your outlandish disgusting paintings!"

Oogie: :D

(bell rings)

Jack: "Sweet! Its lunch time!"

(children throw up some more)

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