As soon as Kylo Ren's so called "squad" showed up, (which is made up of Hux and Phasma) Kylo grabbed Hux and whispered to him as they went backstage.
"What in the galaxy his he planning?" Rey ask, but all she gets back are two shrugs.
Then the curtains raised to reveal Kylo (without a mask) siting in a chair with a lever next to him. But the elephant in the room is a large object in the background with a cover over it.
Pulled
(From the musical The Addams Family)
Kylo: I don't have a sunny disposition.
I'm not known for being too amused.
My demeanor's locked in one position.
See my face? I'm enthused.
Suddenly, however, I've been puzzled.
Destroying planets make me want to cry.
All my inhibitions have been muzzled,
And I think I know why.
I'm being pulled in a new direction,
But I think I like it.
I think I like it.
I'm being pulled in a new direction.
Through my painful pursuit,
Somehow took root.
All the things I detested impossibly cute.
God! What do I do?
Mother always said be kind to strangers,
But she doesn't know what they destroy.
I can feel the clear and present dangers,
When she learns that the boy...
The cover is revealed to be Hux strapped in to a metal chair. He has his hands, feet, and head strapped into the chair. Hux is sweating a bit and is shaky. Then it is realized to the trio that lever shocks Hux every time Kylo pulls it. And then Kylo pulls for a first time.
Has got me pulled in a new direction,
But I think I like it.
Hux: That was good! That was good!
Kylo: I think I like it.
Hux: Do it again! Do it again!
Not only was the trio, but Phasma and Kylo were shocked of Hux's reaction. Usually Hux would have pissed his pants, passed out, crying, or all of the above. But Hux is….enjoying it? Kylo is very embarrassed so he did it again, but his reaction was again begging him to do it again, so he just continues the song.
Kylo: I'm being pulled in a new direction,
But this feeling, I know is impossible,
So I'll confide that I've tried but I can't let it go.
It's disgustingly true!
Pulled, pulled, pulled!
Hux: *screams*
Kylo: Puppy dogs with droopy faces,
Unicorns with dancing mice,
Sunrise in wide open spaces,
Disney World - I'll go there twice!
Butterflies and picnic lunches,
Bunches of chrysanthemums,
Lollipops and pillow fights and Christmas Eve,
Sugar plums!
String quartets and Chia Pets,
And afternoon banana splits,
Angels watching as I sleep,
And The Beach Boy's Greatest Hits!
They've got me pulled in a new direction!
If they keep insisting, I'll stop resisting.
Just watch me pulled in a new direction.
I should stay in the dark,
Not obey every spark,
But the boy has a bite,
Better far than his bark!
And you bet I'll bite too,
Do what's truly taboo,
As I'm pulled in a new direction!
When Kylo bows everyone but Phasma and Hux slow clap for Kylo.
"Not bad." Poe says. "Not bad at all"
"The only question I have is, what in the actual hell Hux?" Finn commented
"That moaning was… really unnecessary, Hux" Kylo added
"Killing your father was unnecessary" Hux retorted
There was a long silence
"Well, it's my turn!" Finn excitedly said as he ran backstage.
Hello People of the Interwebz! I really thought that this song really matchS Kylo and his conflict with the Dark and Light side. I hope you enjoyed this chapter of SWM. If you have any suggestions, just comment! Please Favorite and Comment. I love to hear your guys feedback!1!
