Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING!!!!

--In Edward's Volvo--

Bella: BANANA!!!!!

Edward, Alice, and Jasper give her a "wtf" look.

Edward: Why did you just randomly yell banana?

Bella: The Banana Game! Haven't you ever heard of the banana game?

All: No.

Jasper: Explain, please.

Bella:OK, if you see a yellow, you yell banana an you get two points. If you see a car shaped like a banana, yell banana, and you get infinite points, but you don't automatically win. If you see a car made entirely out of bananas, yell banana, and you get infinite amount of points and you win the game. If you see a yellow motorcycle, yell banana, and you get 42 points. If you see a bus or one of those construction cars, yell 'enchilada' and you get one point.

awkward silence

Alice: BANANA!!

Bella: No car even passed us!

yellow car passes

Alice: HA!

Bella: THAT'S CHEATING!

they pull into the driveway

Alice: I saw the car, and I yelled bananas, so I get a point!

Bella: OK, you get the poi- JASPER STOP MESSING WITH MY EMOTIONS!!!!

Jaspers cackles (yes, cackles)

Bella: I'll make a deal with you!

Alice: Fine!

Edward: BANANA!!!

Everyone turns around and a car made of bananas is pulling into the driveway.

Jasper: Is that even possible?

Alice: DARN IT!! I coulda seen it coming! But I was too busy arguing with you!

Emmet: steps out of bananamobile Like my new ride?

Bella: How did you get a bananamobile?

Emmet: I have my ways.

Out of nowhere monkeys come and start to eat the whole vehicle, Emmet doesn't know, but Alice, Edward, Bella, and Jasper are trying to hide their laughter.

--90 seconds later--

Bella and Jasper are laughing and Emmet turns around to see his almost fully eaten bananamobile.

Emmet: falls to his knees. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A/N: R&R!!!! My friend, Emilie helped with the rules of the banana game. I'm not sure how many times I'll be able to update this week because it's tech week for the play I'm in, and if I miss one rehearsal, I'm screwed. The show opens on the 6th. (BTW, say "break a leg" not "good luck" telling an actor good luck before they go on stage is bad luck. R&R!!!