Hello everyone, I am back again. I have had a long time off from writing as I have had a major case of writers block and have been so busy with work and things like that. Anyways back to my story, I have decided to write a story about the diary of the charactors of friends like their feelings, thoughts and so on. Enough yapping lets get on with the story.
Chapter 3. The One with the Thumb. - Phoebe.
10/06/1994
Dear Diary,
Well that date I went on was pretty useless. I mean he was a good guy, I kinda felt a bit floppy around him sometimes when he talked about certian things but then it changed after he said that "We should do it again sometime." Well it did basically mean he didn't really want to see my again but didn't want to say so. I can't believe that Rachel didn't know any of the translations that people use when they go out in dates with each other we had to basically tell her everything, then the guys were all so surprised that we actually knew what the things meant.
I am really annoyed at Joey today because he was the reason that Chandler started smoking again, if only Chandler was not rehearsing with him then Joey wouldn't have had to smoke really badly and then Chandler wouldn't have had to show Joey how to do it properly and yet again become addicted, then of course that is why we all started arguing a little while later because we were all picking on each other with our bad habits. Mine was that I always chew my hair when I get stressed or nervous which is so true I do but, you can't help it. It is a normal thing to me something I have been doing since I was a little girl and it just became habit and stuck. I can't help it if my things I do are annoying to other people. It isn't as bad a Ross' telling everyone about their grammar or spelling or the way they say something all of the time. Good old Alan got Chandler to stop smoking well for a while anyway until I offered him $7000 to never smoke again.
When I looked at my statement and found that I had an extra $500 in my bank I knew that I would need to do something about it immediately or nothing would be done about it and I would be forever having $500 in my bank that I would not use because it is like stealing. I know I used to steal in the past but that is the past and I know it was wrong but I had no other choice back then. I was stupid and a teenager and it is what I had to do to survive out in the world, but I am a completely different Phoebe now. I am now a good, caring, strange human being, and I like it that way and do not want it to change. Besides if I was caught out and they found out that I kept and spent that money I could do to jail for it and that would be horrible. Mind you I might actually get to see my step-dad then. Anyway I told the bank about their little mistake and they took the money out of my account and decided to send me a letter, It came with a foorball phone.
Later on we all got to meet Monica's new boyfriend who we have all been wanting to meet since she told us about him. He is called Alan, he was very friendly and funny, but no where near as funny as Chandler. Don't tell Chandler that I said Alan was funny though he will probably think that we all think that he isn't funny and will get upset and annoyed with us. We all accept from Monica of course played Softball with Alan and thanks to him we actually won the game this time and didn't lose like almost always. Alan is so great with impressions and imitating people and he is just so great all the way around, He is basically perfect.
I felt really bad every time I walked past Lizzie and all I ever gave her was the alphabet soup all of the time. This time I wanted to truly help her and be a good person that I am, so I gave her the soup like always and then surprised her by giving her the football phone and £1000. I think she was happy, she looked and sounded happy to me when I gave her the envelope. I think she was actually surprised that there was real money in there to be honest. Lizzie wanted to repay me for being there for her and helping her so she offered to buy me a pretzel and a drink. I just took the drink because I was not feeling hungry and didn't really fancy eating any pretzels. Lizzie went off with her shopping trolly after she bought me the drink, I opened it and looked down I am not sure why now thinking about it I guess I just did and I found a thumb floating in my drink. Totally weird so I went to Central Perk as soon as I could to tell the others about it, They were either there or at Monica and Rachel's apartment.
I step into Central Perk and there they all are sitting in our usual place drinking some coffee and chatting away, I go up to them and tell them what has happened and offer for them to look at it. As normal Chandler made a joke about it, no-one wanted to look at the thumb in my drink. I decided to write to the company that make the drinks and explain to them what has happened and they gave me $7000 for it. I could not believe it I mean all I wanted to do was to let them know what happened. Then Monica came in and wanted to talk to us all she sounded very serious, then she broke it to us that she is breaking up with Alan. We was all disappointed and upset and didn't understand why. Well that is life lots of great mysteries that some people will never understand.
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