As last night repeated, Kyle once again woke up with a splash of 's eyes snaped opened.
"Kyle..Kyle...Kyl-" Cartman was cut off.
"Moooooom, there's a fat bastard in my room...We should get locks on the doors...!" Kyle screamed, then closed his eyes once again, trying to fall back asleep.
"Kyle! Wake up or I will blow your Jewish ass to pieces." Kyle jumped out of his bed and looked at Eric, who seemed to have TnT strapped to his chest.
"Dude? Where the fu-..."
"Now answer me...What are you and Stan planning?" Cartman lit a match and held it close to the fuse.
"Nothing! I dont know anything about what you're talking about, you pycho son of a bi-"
"Jews lie Kyle! They lie!" He held the match closer to the fuse.
"Okay! Okay! We were planning a surprise party for you..."
"Lies! Tell the truth!"
"Okay! Kenny is gay..."Kyle knew Cartman's false beliefs, so he thought this was the best thing to say. Cartman froze.
"No that's not possible...Poor people cant be gay...Only middle aged people, and gays can be gay..." Kyle smiled at his friends got out his cell phone and called Kenny. "Hey...So Kyle just told me that you were on the other team you fa-..." Eric stopped them smiled. "Oh I got it, thanks." He hung up.
"So?You gonna gay bash him or what?" Kyle faked a smile.
"No no...Kenny told me that you were gay...But everyone knows Jews are to Jew-like to be gay..." Eric smiled. "So that must mean, Stan must be gay!"
"Wait! What?" Kyle's mouth dropped.
"Right?...We need to teach faggots to stay out of our school." Cartman head towards the window. "Meet me outside the school, where the goths meet, before school." Eric once again did a not-so-graceful-dive out the window.
A few hours past before the mother once again woke Kyle up, well she tried anyways.
"Kyyyyle, Kyleee, Honney...Kyle?" The redheaded woman opened the door to see an empty bed.
"Kyle!" She ran downstairs and found a note on the table, it read;
"I went to school early to catch up on some homework, be home later.
-Kyle"
"Oh sweet Broflovski...He scared me..."
At the school, in the goth's newly disturbed hang out place, there was a crowd of people and also a blob in front of the crowd, which looked like a plump strawberry.
"Lets run him out of the school!" The strawberry was followed by cheers, and confused 'what's, and Kyle jumping on top of the plump berry.
"Dude! What the hell are you doing?" Kyle held the teen down on the ground.
"Im fulfilling my dream!" Shouted Eric.
"Your dream of running Stan out of town?"
"No! Well...That has been a small dream of mine...But still no! My biggest dream! Becoming the new Hitler!" Cartman smiled.
"Dude...Hitler killed Jews..."Kyle got off of Eric and gave him a 'wow-didnt-you-listen-in-class-in-the-fouthgrade.' Then he shot him a 'oh-never-mind-I-forgot-youre-a-dumb-ass' look.
"Ah, yes very true, but he also killed gays...Don't worry, you'll be next you Jew."
"Uh...Dude..so messed up..." Kyle shook his head. "Yeah...Just back off of Stan..."
"Why? You're worried about your boyfriend?" Eric laughed.
"Yes!" Kyle stopped realizing what he said. "Yes Im worried about Stan, he's my friend!"
"...You and Stan...But...But you're a Jew...But that would explain almost everything...I guess you're adopted..."Cartman stared out in space trying to filter what he just thought of.
"Du-" Kyle was cut off by the shouts of the highly confused crowd.
"What's going on?" Which was quickly followed by a few "Who's the fag?" Kyle looked at the crowd of different teens he's never seen before. When he looked back at where Eric was standing, there was nothing but air.
"Oh shit..." Kyle franticly looked around for the big boned teen, but saw nothing shaped like him.
