Another Day in Band............. MARCHING EDITION!

Okay, considering in about a month or less many of you dudes and other people will be going off to Marching Band Camp or the like, I decided
to make a special edition of the voices of our Marching Band!

Here goes:

Notes: (Name have been changed)
Ash is our Drum Major
Xander is our solo Sousaphone
Al is a really religious guy, but is very obnoxious
Mike is our Bari Sax (Yes, we are a small band)
Tom is our annoying Tenor sax
Mr. Schick is our director

Ash: Mark time! 1-2-3
Xander: Yeah, Boston Public's on tonight!
Ash: Try it again! Mark time 1-2...
Xander: Sick! a goose just crapped on my Bell! Sick!
Shick: Who cares! Just start!
Xander: I can't play that (sets it down), It's got pooh all over it!
Shick: Wash it later!
Xander:I'll wash it off now! (Runs over to a running sprinkler on the soccer field and washes it off, but this time the goose craps on him!) Crap!

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Everyone in the Band at the same time, including Shick: Tom your gay, shut up!

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Paul: Right! Left! Right! Left!
Is really:*Left* *Right**Left**Right*
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Mike: hey let's make GiGi carry the Bari case!
(GiGi, or Greg, weighs 60 pounds)
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*In the Dorm*
Amy: Mr. Shcick you were supposed to be out on the field an hour ago with the band!
Shick: Wait, let me beat this level (He's playing Tigger for N64)

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Our menu at the dorm cafeteria consists of:

-Bacon
-Ice Cream
-Some green slop (I think it was in Matt's T-Bone)
-Count Chocula
-Asparagus (Huh?)
-EZ CHEEZE
-Salt
-Sugar
-Butterscotch Pudding
-Slide Oil (Yeah, that's for the Baritones)
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*On the Field*

Shick: Go to the swirlie formation, and I don't mean putting Tom in the Toilet!
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Bart: Hey Josie? Did you ever fix that loose mouthpiece? OK, good! lets see houw far into the parking lot we can fling your trumpet!
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*After we get back the notes from the competition*

Schick: Why the hell does everyone think it's a tepee? It has lava and it smokes and it glows orange! (The volcano from Firebird)
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Xander: Oh my God! The geese are back, and they brought friends!
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Morgan: Their not Clown Costumes, there Firebird thingy-do-bops!
(Our color guard had full body "fire costumes" with multi colored streamers)
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Bill: But didn't he say 'last time' twelve times ago?
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Okay, these were bad, but I'll have more soon!