Me: HOAIDGOSJGINDOSINVOISDNVSIONVIOEJVOISMDOIVNSOI!
Aisha: whoa, whoa, whoa! What happened?
Me: I wrote so many fanfic chapters and they all somehow got deleted! There were like 10! NOW I RAGE QUIT! PSJDVPOSMDVPOSMDPVOSKVOPMSDOPGJMSOIBNOIRNBOIDNBOID FNBOIDF
Raven: Write them again?
Me: IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO GET IT RIGHT DX AND I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO BECAUSE I LEFT IT FOR A LONG TIME AND FORGOT TO UPLOAD AND- GYAHHH! *screaming* DX
Me: So TwT in order to make up for the fact that god hates me, and to calm down my rage, I wrote this random but funny dream I had. Oweb
*this was a long time ago I just now uploaded* xD
(If you're a boy…. I suggest you prepare yourself for what you're about to read. XDDDDDDDD)
Elsword laughed, "Aisha, your breasts are so small!"
"Shuddup baka brain!" Aisha sobbed and pointed at Eve, "I don't get why everyone harasses me about breast size when Eve doesn't even have any!"
"But… That's because I'm too cute…" Eve grew white kitty ears that went down.
"Dawwwww Eve!" Her fanboys cried, "we'll always love you DX!" Some fanboys hugged her and got smashed by the nasod king's giant fist.
"AYE! YOU ALL HITTING ON MY WIFE?" He yelled at the shooting stars of fans.
Rena and Raven looked at the interesting scene.
"And I don't get why that veggie head has giant water balloons for a chest!" Aisha pointed angrily.
"HEY! ANIMALS ARE FRIENDS! NOT FOOD!"
Aisha huffed, "I'm going to bed!" She stomped up the stairs and went into her room, slamming the door behind her. She tucked herself under the covers furiously, not caring enough to change into her pajamas.
"Why does everyone care so much?!" She yelled in a whisper to herself. "I mean, all girls can't be perfect! Stupid men!" She closed her eyes and turned off the light, murmuring to herself and slowly drifting into sleep.
"Huh?" Aisha looked around. "Where am I?" She was surrounded by sharp objects. She stood up and exited the strange room.
"Hey! That girl is out of her cell! Get her!"
"Huh?" She looked as two people in armor that were chasing her. Their armor was very revealing. The guards had HUGE BOOBS! Aisha's face grew red with anger. She began to run away from the strangers, "H-hey! W-what do you want with me?!" She ran and ran.
"The Flat chested must remain in their cells till called!" They yelled at her.
"WHO YOU CALLIN FLAT CHESTED?!" Aisha screamed.
She ran and ran until she finally lost the guards. She realized that she was in Velder. Aisha started walking and accidentally bumped into someone and fell down. "Oh s-sorry! Wait…" She looked up, "EVE?"
"Aisha what are you doing here? It's almost time for the invasion!" Eve pulled Aisha up and handed her a sword. "What invasion?"
"The Flat chested versus the Big Breasted of course what else!?" She put a helmet on. "As leader I must lead! Fight woMEN!"
"What…" Aisha looked around confused.
"CHARGE!" Both sides yelled and the war began.
Aisha was wide eyed and confused. She slowly sneaked away from the battle and saw someone up on a building. "RENA?"
She was laughing evilly as she looked down at the raging battle, "YES FIGHT ON FIGHT ON! IN THE END THE BIG BREASTED SHALL PREVAIL! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAA!" (AHAHAHAHAHAHAA XD *laughing so hard while typing atm*)
Aisha teleported up the building. "Rena! You don't have to do this! Why can't we rule together?"
"Why you say?! Because the flat chested are weak!"
"No! That's not true! I might be flat chested but I'm still strong! And I might be jealous of you breasts but we're still friends!"
Rena paused, "You are right… I am very jealous of how you easily fight in battle without your chest in the way…"
"And I'm jealous of you!"
"Maybe… It doesn't really matter at all… There are ups and downs to every size…"
"Why should cup sizes stop us from being together?" Aisha said.
"You're right."
And thus the flat chested and the big breasted people joined together in peace and harmony knowing that breast size shouldn't get in the way of how they want to live their life :D
"Hey Aisha! Wake up!" Someone was pushing Aisha to get up.
"Rena?"
"Morning sleepy head!" She smiled.
Aisha saw Rena's huge breasts but was surprised she wasn't affected with jealousy. Aisha jumped out of bed and smiled….. Then started running….
"ELSWORD YOU BAKA GET OVER HERE!"
Elsword had a mug of hot chocolate in on hand and a newspaper in his arm. He yawned tiredly and walked to the table with a goofy smile on his face. He screamed as he was tackled by Aisha and started getting bitch slapped to death. "BREAST SIZE SHOULDN'T MATTER!" *slap*
"BAKA BAKA BAKA!" *slap*
"IT'S THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS!" *slap*
Eve walked in and saw the sight, "Ohhh ohhhh oh ohh! Lemme join! Lemme join!"
And Elsword got the crap bitch slapped out of him… HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! THE END :D
Rena: ….Cheryl… just….
Me: *still laughing after typing this* XD I feel so awkward. Congratz to any boys that read this through all the way XD
All the Elgang boys: … uhhhhh
Eve and AIsha: *laughing* xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Cheryl's reached the insanity level of randomness.
Ara: o.o …
Chung: o.o …
Me: :'D I don't know why I wrote this… I'm sorry if you feel awkward xD just laugh it off it should work xD
