Golden Sun: The Untold Story Act III

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The group has arrived at Kandorean Temple. What more is there to be said? Isaac looked at it. "...," he said. Garet, being the only person who could understand Isaac's dot language, said:

"Isaac says, woow, kandooraeen templ!" Ivan and Mia thought that at this rate, they'd need a Garet translator, too. Mia looked at the surroundings. It didn't look like such a big deal.

"It took us long enough finding it," she whined, looking pointedly at Ivan, the not-very-good navigator, as she said this. "It had better be good." Ivan decided to ignore Garet's spelling this one time. "Do you do anything but complain, Mia? If you're going to complain, then just don't talk."

"Okay, then. I'll be like Isaac and not talk!"

"Good luck with that."

While Mia scowled, Garet though it was time to voice his (very few) thoughts. "U meen I have 2 trainslate 4 both of them? Sheesh!" he said, annoyed.

"..." said (or dotted) Isaac and Mia. Garet sighed, resigned.

"They say, could my spelling get ne worse---HEY!" Garet became very angry when Isaac and Mia's words (or dots) sunk in. Ivan rolled his eyes and ran to the side entrance, much faster than Isaac or Garet. He used Whirlwind to summon a, well, whirlwind to blow the ivy away.

"Can we go in already?" Ivan said. Isaac and Mia had to drag a very angry Garet, who refused to move, to the cave.

"..." they said. Garet, impressed, forgot all about his anger. Or maybe he forgot his anger because of his two-minute memory span. Whatever, at least he wasn't trying to burn down the temple. At the moment.

"Wow, u guys are lyk totally coordinated...WHAT DID YOU SAY? I'M SLOW! WHAT!" He continued to try to burn down the temple. Mia eventually had to Douse him.

Ivan stood there, watching it all with great amusement. "Congratulations, Garet!" Ivan said, with mock cheerfulness. "You said and spelt a big word correctly!" Isaac and Mia grew impatient, and pointed to the entrance to another cave. "Well, do ya think we should follow that bald guy?" Ivan asked, indicating a monk who had just entered the cave. Isaac and Mia nodded. They all snuck into the cave, past the "bald guys," as Ivan put it, and eventually come to a stalagmite maze.

"Well, I guess we should go another way," Garet said. "We can't go through here." While he was saying this, the others had already gone through the maze. Garet tried to get through also, but kept bumping into dead ends(and stalagmites). "How did you get through?" he asked. "It's impossible!" Everyone else rolled their eyes. In the end, Isaac and Mia had to (once again) drag Garet through the maze. "I knew that."

"I'm so sure," said Ivan sarcastically. They come to a river. Garet becomes very frustrated.

"There's, lyk, no way 2 do this! What kind of test is this?" he moaned.

"He has a point, for once in his life," replied Ivan. "Why are we even doing this?" Mia had an idea. She called out all her Djinn to make a bridge across the water. Everyone stepped across the bridge, except for Garet, who fell off and was yet again dragged by Isaac and Mia to the other side. "What is that, the third time they've had to drag you?" asked Ivan. Garet tried to speak, but water gushed out of his mouth. Everyone else laughed at him.

"Hey, look," Garet said. "There's a hole in the wall!" He bent down to look at it.

"Um, Garet..." Ivan said nervously, but too late. Water shot out of the hole and knocked Garet off the edge of the platform. The others sweatdropped. "This really isn't Garet's day, is it?" Ivan said. Mia and Isaac shook their heads. "How typical of him though." Suddenly, the geyser shot up again, with a soaking wet Garet on it. Mia and Isaac drag him onto the platform. Again. Ivan smirked. "This is the fourth time they've had to drag you," Ivan said. "Going for a new record?"

"..." said Garet.

"NOT YOU TOO!" screamed Ivan.

"I'm afraid Ivan will go even more crazy than he already is...I'll talk now," Mia said.

"Oh, gee, thanks, Mia," said Ivan.

"You're welcome," Mia said insincerely.

"Why, oh why did I have to follow Isaac and Garet in the first place?" Ivan moaned.

Mia shrugged.
"I don't know and never will, because I wasn't there at the time. Now let's go, shall we?" The group headed even deeper into the cave. Just when they were almost out, three Chestbeaters decided to attack them.

"Hey, look, Garet! It's your relatives!" said Ivan, indicating the Chestbeaters. "Ummm..." Mia said.

"..." Isaac dotted.

"AHHHH! KING KONG IS MULTIPLYING!" Garet screamed.

Everyone stared at him.

Ivan rolled his eyes. "Wow...maybe we should take you to the sanctum. I think you have a curse of stupidity!" Isaac interrupted by pointing at the very angry Chestbeaters.

"Nah..." said Garet. "We don't have to worry. It's a turn-based battle system, and Ivan's supposed to go first. It's the rules."

However, the Chestbeaters didn't seem to know or care about the rules, and flung Garet across the room.

Everyone sweatdropped.

A while later, the Chestbeaters were defeated. The party gets the Lash Pebble for their troubles. "That's all?" Garet asked. Ivan used Lash to make Garet trip over a rope.

And for the fifth time that day, Isaac and Mia dragged Garet out of Kandorean Temple.