Hiya! Riko-chan again. Okay, so normally FFC and I take turns, but she's having technical difficulties and told me to post another drabble. So, sorry for the delay!
Warnings: Edward dancing, humor (at least my attempt at it), and maybe a wee bit of OOC. Oh! And it has NOTHING to do with the "drink" milkshake! (hint, hint) Other than that, enjoy!!
Milkshake
It was just another day in Central. Roy Mustang sat at his desk, staring at the stack of paperwork that needed to be signed and turned in before noon. Luckily, he still had a couple hours, so a short nap wouldn't hurt. Just as soon as the raven-haired colonel shut his eyes, the sound of knocking was heard. With an aggravated sigh, the Flame mumbled, "Door's open…"
Instantly, the door opened slightly. Peeking inside was a certain blonde alchemist. "…Taisa."
Roy smiled. "Ah, Fullmetal. Come in."
Edward obeyed, shutting the door behind him. Walking over to the leather couch, he plopped down on it, gazing steadily at the man behind the desk.
"And what have I done to be graced with the presence of the lovely Edward Elric?" the Flame Alchemist asked, a smirk coming to his face.
The blonde snorted. "Hmph. Flattery will get you nowhere," was the reply, a smile coming to the boy's face.
"…But you know you like it when I sweet-talk you," Roy whispered, making his way over to his subordinate.
The only reply was a blush and a mumbled "shut up". Instantly, Ed snapped back to reality, making himself comfortable. "Anyway, I came in here to ask you a question."
"Go on," the raven-haired man insisted, cocking an eyebrow.
"…I was wondering if you'd like to go with me to a club tonight…" the Fullmetal chibi whispered, running a hand through his bangs.
The colonel smiled, taking a seat next to his young subordinate. "I'd be honored."
Ed's head shot up, a grin present. "Great. Pick me up at seven."
And with that, the blonde was out the door, leaving a smirking Roy Mustang behind.
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Ed sighed as he pulled his long hair back into a high ponytail. Of course, he was going in his regular getup: black leather pants, black tank top, black jacket, and trademark red trench coat (plus his boots). Checking his appearance one more time and satisfied with what he saw, he took a seat next to Alphonse at the little table that garlanded their dorm.
Suddenly, a knock was heard at the door. Ed got up and turned to Al. "Okay, Al. I'll catch you later on tonight. I don't know exactly when I'll be back, but I'll try to be back before midnight."
"All right, Nii-san. Have fun!" the suit of armor said cheerfully, looking up at his brother.
"I will."
With that, the blonde opened the door. Smiling at the site in front of him, he stepped out of the room, closing the door behind him.
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Ed sighed as he watched Roy down the last of his of whiskey. He was hoping to have fun that night, but so far, absolutely nothing was happening. No good music was playing and nobody was on the dance floor! With another sigh, the blonde turned to his lover. "…I'm bored," he whined, getting Roy's attention.
"Hm? Bored? Why?" was the reply.
"Because nothing's happening! This was a total waste of money!!" Ed said (rather loudly) as he took a drink of his juice.
Sure enough, right after he made that statement, a rather catchy song came on. At this time, people were moving to the dance floor, dancing in all different fashions. Just then, a rather attractive woman wearing a miniskirt passed by the two alchemists. Roy, being the womanizer he was known for, couldn't help but stare. Thus, this caused Ed to grow jealous. "Whadaya think you're doing?!" he hissed, barely getting Roy's attention.
"Hm? Oh, nothing. Lighten up, Ed."
With that, the raven-haired man continued to stare. Edward felt his eye twitch.
'Yeah, I'll lighten up all right. As soon as you show me some goddamn attention!'
With a smirk, Ed removed his trench coat and black jacket, showing off his flesh and automail arms (and still Roy failed to notice). Untying his hair, he stepped out onto the dance floor, in front of the miniskirt-wearing floozy who was eyeing his Roy hungrily. Steadily, he began to shake his hips, swaying back and forth. Now moving his hips from side to side, he turned around, making sure that Roy had a decent view of his leather-clad rear. Shaking it a little, he slowly brought his arms up and ran his fingers through his loose blonde locks. Feeling tons of eyes on him (including a certain raven-haired alchemist), he leered. Slowly, he dipped down, his already tight leather pants constricting tighter around his back end. Suddenly, Ed popped it. After that little move, he could feel the air grow hotter. More and more eyes rested upon this sexy figure on the dance floor. Roy (who was quite enjoying this) had to balance himself on his seat due to the amount of blood lost from a nosebleed.
Once again, Ed began to steadily shake his hips, running his hands all over his body in a teasing manner. Turning around to face the Flame, he smirked, blowing a kiss in the dazed colonel's direction. Ever so slowly, Ed dipped his fingers into the front of his pants, making the torture go on for the poor Flame Alchemist. Shaking his blonde locks, the Fullmetal chibi grinned. At a snail's pace, he removed his hands from his pants and slipped them under his shirt, shivering slightly at the touch of cool automail on his bare flesh. At this point, everyone except Edward stopped dancing. Now everyone's eyes were nestled on the mini blonde. With one last pop of his rump, Ed shot up. Giving his tush one last shake for good measure, he stopped. About two seconds after that, the song ceased. With a glorified grin, the blonde alchemist made his way over to Roy. Grin still present, he bent down to kiss the raven-haired man's slack jaw.
"Sooo? How'd you like it?" he whispered innocently, plopping down on his colonel's lap.
Still in a daze, the Flame whispered, "Best…milkshake…ever…"
Ed almost fell off Roy's lap at the mention of "milk"…
And this is EXACTLY what you get after listening to "My Milkshake" for hours on end. xD I know, I know. It's random, but so are my other drabbles that I'll be posting! Oh, and fair warning: I write loads of different stuff. I've got angst, I got humor, I got drama, and of course, my all time favorite, the rot-your-teeth-out sweet, fluffy fics. :3 Just keep your eyes open for more!! xD
