Disclaimer: I do not own Kyo Kara Maoh and InuYasha.
KKM + Inuyasha In a Beauty Contest
The KKM Team and Inuyasha meet again
It has been about 4 weeks since Kagome and Yuuri started dating. But no matter how they tried, they just cannot spark the feeling of love for each other. Finally, they decided to "upgrade" their relationship to "best friends".
In fact, Kagome felt happier because she realised how much she really loved Inuyasha. She is thrilled when she heard Inuyasha's voice from the kitchen downstairs.
"Ahh that smells so good! Can I try some??" Inuyasha sounded VERY hungry.
"Just a minute! The casserole is not cooked yet." That's Kagome's mum's voice.
Kagome smiled.
Inside Yuuri's house, Jennifer is very happy and busy too, because Wolfram, Gwendal, Conrad, Gunter and Murata dropped by – well, popped out from the bathtub to be more precise – and she is preparing a big pot of yummy chicken curry for them all.
"How about some Sake?" asked Yuuri's dad.
"Father! I and Murata are under age!" Yuuri is not happy.
"Ah, ok, you and Murata can have Lemonade then."
Just when everyone is seated for dinner, Kagome and Inuyasha also dropped by.
"Sorry to disturb! My friend has won some tickets to a pretty interesting event, just wondering if you guys would like to come along. Sorry for the late notice. She only gave the tickets to me 30 minutes ago. But don't worry if you can't, I can understand." Kagome is looking pretty and bright in a yellow summer dress.
"Kagome-chan and Inuyasha! Come in and join us for dinner!" Jennifer really liked these kids.
"SURE!!" Inuyasha answered immediately and sat down next to the table within 1 second.
"Inuyasha! You just had dinner!"
"Munch munch munch…" Inuyasha made some unknown noise while busy eating, and gulped down a few glasses of clear liquid that he wasn't sure what they were (of course, it was Sake).
The Mr. Tokyo Contest
"So what event is it?" asked Yuuri.
"It is guaranteed to be sexy and exciting! It is the once-a-year Mr. Tokyo Contest!!" exclaimed Kagome.
Immediately a few "BANGS" were heard. Yuuri, Murata and Shori all fell on the ground. But Jennifer is very excited too. "Oh my god!! I saw that guy called Yamato on TV. He is SOO HOT! I think he will definitely be in the top-three!"
"Yes yes! I really wanted to see him LIVE as well!"
But Yuuri is complaining. "Hei that's a girl thing, why am I here? I'd rather see MISS Tokyo."
"Oh this year is different. They will also choose up to 5 men from the audience to compete with the existing contestants to win the grand prize."
"That's boring." Yuuri muttered.
However, the guys from Shin Makoku have no idea what a beauty contest is. After Murata explained to them, they took it just naturally. "What an awesome idea! We should organise something similar in Shin Makoku!" Gunter is so excited.
"Entry" Requirement
The guys were surprised when they were asked to take off their tops before entering into the stadium.
"What's this about!" asked Inuyasha, obviously not very happy.
"Well, because all male audience may have the chance to be selected to enter the contest to win the grand prize. We are just doing some screening now." explained the female staff.
Looking around at many other male audiences who are eager to take off their clothes, hoping to get the opportunity to enter the contest, Yuuri sighed and took off his shirt as well. He sighed again when he heard a female staff screamed at a man: "Just the top! You don't have to take off your pants!!"
The Lucky Contestants
"LADIES and gentlemen! Please listen carefully! Could the following handsome men come forward to the stage as you have been selected by our screening staff to participate in tonight's contest! Inuyasha! Conrad! Wolfram! Shinji Miyazaki! Ren Honda!" The MC made the announcement, followed by very loud cheers and applause from the female audience and mumblings from the male audience. The loudest cheers were of course from Jennifer and Kagome and her friends.
"Why me! Why not Gunter!!" Wolfram protested.
"That's because they thought he was a girl. But I wanted to be there on the stage! Look at all these lovely girls in the crowd." Murata is feeling sad.
"Your majesty," Gunter suddenly said in a very serious voice. "We HAVE to win. The prize is the Black Stone that can calm the evil spirits of the boxes."
"Are you sure?" asked Conrad.
"Positive. I can tell from the light emitting from the stone on the crown." Gunter looks like a university professor now.
"Consider it done." said Conrad, determined to fight for their country.
Wolfram's Challenge – Pole Dance
The first task is Pole Dance, and there were 4 contestants. Wolfram will be first to go on stage.
"What is pole dancing??!!" Wolfram is totally lost.
"That means you dance around the pole like a snake." Yuuri said. Looking down on the floor, feeling utterly embarrassed for Wolfram.
"Oh that's easy. I can dance!" Wolfram is now happy. He has won a few dance competitions before when he was a kid. One of them was a ballet called "The Snake Lake".
With back straight, head up, Wolfram danced around the pole. But some audience just looked at him wondering what the heck is he doing, some started to laugh, and some started to boo.
"C'mon! That's not how you pole dance!" yelled a woman from the crowd.
"Wolfram, you have to look sexy! Or you can't win!" Yuuri said.
"But I don't know how!"
"Just take off your clothes slowly and occasionally touch the pole." Yuuri suggested.
So, Wolfram took off 1 garment on the every 16th beat of the music, danced his ballet, and touched the pole at every 4th beat of the music. And surprisingly, his moves looked robotic and matched with the techno music. The girls started cheer when he became topless, and were all screaming when he only had the undies left.
Conrad's Challenge – Ninja Frenzy
"OK, gentlemen", the MC is explaining the rules of the next challenge for another 4 contestants, one of them being Conrad. "Your task is to fight this team of 4 top Ninja masters. They will try to put marks on your clothes with a special pen. At the end, which has the least number of marks on his body, is considered the winner."
This time, Conrad is the last of the 4 to go on stage. The previous 3 men had 10, 19, and 6 marks on their bodies respectively.
But the Ninja masters were too weak for Conrad. He knocked one unconscious in the first second, kicked one more off the stage in a blink of the eye, and sent the third ninja to the ceiling and left him hanging up there on the 5th second.
But the 4th Ninja is pretty tough…and perverted. He kept aiming at Conrad's buttock.
Pissed off, The Lion of Luttenberg gave out a big roar, which blew off the Ninja's mask, whom turned out to be the guy who tried to take off the pants at the entrance of the stadium.
With the speed of light, Conrad took over the ninja's special marker pen, and attacked him with it in the sword-fighting way. Within seconds, the ninja's black costume was covered by marks and soon he also become unconscious. Conrad was the winner for this task with zero mark on his body.
"Waaahhhhhhh!!! SO HANDSOME!!!!!!!" The audience are screaming again.
"Conrad you ROCK!!!!!!!! I love you!!!!!" that was Jennifer, totally not noticing her husband is looking like a bitter melon.
Inuyahsa's Challenge – Break Dancing
The remaining contestants were asked to break-dance in freestyle. "Perfect!!" thought Inuyasha. His favourite TV shows are the ones about break-dancing.
Inuyasha was still quite drunk from the Sake and couldn't really think much (he doesn't like to think when he is sober anyway). So the first thing he did on the stage was throwing his gown away (because he's hot from the alcohol) causing Kagome's friends to scream already.
He displayed 4 different ways of one-handed handstand in the first 4 seconds, followed by a head spin that drilled a hole on the stage. Then he jumped in the air about 4 meters above the floor and twisted like a worm in midair; he then jumped in the midair again in a super-fast spinning motion. When he's back on the ground, he did 10 back flips in one go, then a wild knee spin, elbow spin and a butt spin which made another hole on the floor.
With the loud music pumping around him and inside his head, he felt like a rock star in a concert surrounded by his fans. He raised his arms to motion the audience to stand up to dance with him. When most of the audience are on their feet, he started to bang his head in the "neck breaking" motion, and soon everyone in the stadium are crazily headbanging with Inuyasha.
Surely, the winner of this challenge is Inuyasha.
But when he left the stage, he felt too drunk and dizzy, and he passed out.
The Winner
Unfortunately, Inuyasha was disqualified because he was intoxicated; Wolfram scored the lowest because he apparently doesn't know how to pole dance. Conrad scored the highest, but he was also disqualified because he knocked the contest staff unconscious. The winner is Yamato, Kagome and Jennifer's favourite before the contest. But both ladies decided Wolfram, Inuyasha and Conrad are much sexier and more handsome than Yamato. In their words: "Inuyasha, Wolfram, Conrad, we are so proud of you!! You are our winner!"
"But how about the Black Stone?" asked Yuuri.
"Well", Gunter cleared his throat. "Sorry, it was my mistake. It looked very much like the Black Stone, but it wasn't…many apologies…".
